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    The first Snapchat that anyone ever sends Geralt is a picture of his own irritated face.

    shrike_princess: can u believe this dumbass finally got a snapchat bc a cute boy asked him nicely

    "It wasn't even that nicely," Geralt says flatly.

    AKA: The one where Geralt is a bartender and Jaskier sings karaoke.

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    25 Jul 2025

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    It's just social media numbers, Bobby. Not the end of the world.

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    24 Jul 2025

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    Two years after a car wreck cost him all of his memories, Julian had settled into his new-not-new life and was content enough. A boyfriend of five years, his doctor, and his job at the Blue Mountain Nature Center -a lovely little place just outside of the city and not far from the Witcher's Keep- made for a nice life. Or at least a more or less decent one. Sure he felt like things were missing but, as Valdo and Dr. S said, of course he felt like that, he had amnesia. A little excitement every now and again helped. Like the new visitor at the Center. And this other new visitor. This one too. A little excitement every now and again helped. And so did getting to pretend that he was important enough for it to be purposeful when these Witchers and Witches seemed to seek him out to chat.

    Meanwhile, in the nearly three years since Jaskier's kidnapping and presumed murder, the Kaer Morhen family had had to accept that the musician's fate would be an ever painful mystery they couldn't get answers to. And a question about taking care of Lil' Bleater didn't seem like the type of thing that would change that.

     
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    23 Jul 2025

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    When a record breaking storm leaves the entire neighborhood without power just before the holidays, Jaskier is saved from freezing to death when his kind neighbor, Geralt (whom he definitely doesn't have a crush on) offers to let him stay over until the storm lets up.

    A Christmas fluff-packed fic full of mutual pining, bed sharing, found family shenanigans, and Jaskier being horny on main.

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    22 Jul 2025

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    In Jaskier’s defense, he would argue that he had very good reasons for not realizing he was haunted. Between gigs and side jobs, his days are far from standard working hours, the house is old so who would be alarmed by a few odd noises now and then, and after a lifetime of ADHD, who is he to say that he didn’t leave every single cabinet door open and rearrange his mugs in the cupboard without realizing it?

    “The fucking writing in the mirror wasn’t a clue?” Priscilla asks with a dubious eyebrow raised.

    (Jaskier has a poltergeist) (This is a problem until it gets his rent reduced) (Then the only problem is stopping the witcher his landlord hired from wrecking the good thing he's got going on)

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    21 Jul 2025

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    Of the all of the things Geralt expected to find when he got home, a deeply asleep seal on his couch was not one of them.

    He bends to set his workbag on the ground, not taking his eyes off of the animal as he does so. After a twelve-hour shift handling the chaos that happens every autumn as creatures migrate and prepare to hibernate for the winter, he has half a mind to simply turn around and walk away. Eskel has a comfortable couch; Geralt could simply sleep at his place and leave the seal to his own devices. It’s been a long day, does it really need to be longer?

    Roach murrow-ing at him with great offense from her place at the top of the stairs tells him that yes, it does. His cat is clearly not going to deal with their intruder.

    (Geralt arrives home one day to find that a selkie has broken into his house) (as you do)

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    21 Jul 2025

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    Here, now, time holds no meaning for him. He exists only in this moment: an arrow let loose with careless fingers, hoping for a target. He cannot stop. Lungs heaving, thighs burning with strain, he cannot stop. Stop and he will be caught. Be caught and he might as well die. He has not fought this long and this hard to die now.

     

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    After the mountain, Jaskier is captured and experimented on by a Mage of Nilfgaard. Somehow, he escapes. Now if only he could bring himself to believe it.

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    21 Jul 2025

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    There’s a wolf following Jaskier. It’s been following him for the past five days.

    It’s unsettling, is what it is. He’s a lot of things, but easy prey shouldn’t be one of them.

    Except, you know, in bed.

    Or: Geralt gets turned into a wolf. Physically and mentally. Jaskier gets an even less talkative travel companion. But at least this one can't yell about shit-shoveling.

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    21 Jul 2025

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    Jaskier is the last of his kind, the last Songbird on the Continent, but quite happy pretending he's just a human bard. When history threatens to repeat itself and finding a Songbird is their only hope, he might have to rise to the occasion regardless.

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    “A Songbird?” Geralt repeated, incredulous. “Yen, you can’t be serious about this.”

    “I am,” she said. Her hands gripped her cup tightly, knuckles turning white from the pressure, but she didn’t look away from the witcher in front of her. “They’re real, Geralt. And we need their help.”

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    21 Jul 2025

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    Jaskier shudders as Death hums once again. YOU ARE QUITE THE ENTERTAINER LITTLE BARD, and beneath the echoing screams and cries in that voice Jaskier could swear he could catch a hint of humor. BUT ARE YOU NOT TIRED? I SEE YOUR SOUL LITTLE ONE. SPENDING EACH DAY BESIDE A MAN WHO CASTS YOU ASIDE SO EASILY. DON’T YOU WISH TO REST?

    Jaskier swallows past the lump in his throat, breathes through the painful twist of his heart. “That is one of the reasons I wish to live, Your Greatness,” Jaskier explains, fiddling with the lute’s strings. “He needs me.”

    In which Jaskier dies and attempts to barter for his life. He didn't expect Death to accept his proposal.

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    20 Jul 2025

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    He did not, of course, give his name as Jaskier - if anyone connected him-as-a-witcher to him-as-a-bard, he doubted anything good would come from it - and he’d debated taking a new alias entirely, before deciding that Julian was a perfectly adequate name that he wouldn’t have to train himself to answer to. He might as well get some use out of it too - he hadn’t gone by it properly since he was sixteen, which was rather a waste of a name, if he did say so himself.

    So, Julian the maybe-perhaps-a-witcher had settled into a comfortable routine on the path - kill monsters, get paid, test the limits of a witcher’s ability to tolerate drink, and abjectly refuse to buy a horse on the grounds that he would rather not be responsible for a four-legged suicide machine.

    He really should have expected life or Destiny or whatever to throw him a curveball after that, because nothing could ever be fucking simple for him.

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    18 Jul 2025

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    Geralt has been pointlessly wandering for years now, taking jobs killing hordes of zombies, and culling the infection best he can, all while the people that are left side-eye him and do their best to ignore his existence. Until he meets Jaskier, a random young man who is wandering around (alone!) in the zombie apocalypse, happens to be legally blind, and (of course) declares himself Geralt's new best friend and travel-buddy

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    18 Jul 2025

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    wherein everything is the same, except when it isn’t.

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    “White Wolf,” he hears, and he glances up at where he knows Jaskier to be. They sound… well. It’s strange. They almost sound uncertain, though that’s not a sentiment Geralt thinks he’s ever attributed to Jaskier. “Do you believe in fate?”

    Geralt is silent for a moment, before he speaks. It’s more to let the question sink in than to collect his thoughts. “No,” he says, finally. “I try not to.”

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    12 Jul 2025

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    Jaskier's never been the best at considering consequences, but he's sure it'll turn out fine when he sings Geralt to sleep. He's a good singer, after all—and a siren, which is the bit that'll be a bit more complicated to explain in the morning.

    (The murders and the necromancers and the hysterical teenagers only serve to complicate things further, but that's a problem for later on.)

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    12 Jul 2025

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    Jaskier is a white dragon, raised near Kaer Morhen and taught how amazing Witchers are, and accidentally finds a young Geralt abandoned by the road. They build a friendship that bonds them for life, even through the most challenging of times, and never look back.

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    11 Jul 2025

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    Once Upon A Time, there was a Queen, and a King, and a castle, and a kingdom. And then, one day, there was a child. And then, many year later, there was a Prince. The only problem was that everyone thought he was a Princess.

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    10 Jul 2025

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    This was far from the first time someone had wanted Geralt. This wasn’t the first time it was someone Geralt wanted back. And this time, it was good. It would be a good match. But his gut said no. A good match wasn’t enough. Geralt deserved – needed better than that. He deserved glorious – passionate – spectacular love. That was what he wanted, for Geralt.

    Jaskier is a Cupid, an immortal semi-divine entity or an anthropomorphic personification of an emotional experience (depending on who you ask). He set out to find Geralt someone he could fall in love with. He wasn't counting on falling in love for himself.

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    09 Jul 2025

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    Jaskier was the second most popular whore in all of Oxenfurt because his attention wasn’t an act; Jaskier fell in love easily and with almost everyone around him. He fell out of love just as quickly, which was a blessing because even a bard can only take so much heartbreak, but just a smile, a word, a glance or even a gesture and he was hopelessly in love. He loved almost all his customers earnestly and they always left with a spring in their step, a pleased blush on their cheeks or a small, secretive smile on kiss swollen lips.

    He was authentic. Who knew that it would be his personality and not his species that would draw Witchers to him like moths to a flame?

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    How Jaskier found out that he's catnip for witchers and permanently lost his heart to one (?) of them.

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    08 Jul 2025

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    Jaskier wakes up in Posada. He’s been a lot of other places, but Posada is the one where he wakes up.

    The one where someone needs him enough to make him exist, rather.

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    07 Jul 2025

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    Weeds never die, even when they should.

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    06 Jul 2025

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