unanimouslydistortedreality
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Shadow of the People I Loved by MurderousFish (unanimouslydistortedreality), unanimouslydistortedreality
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
03 Feb 2019
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For six years Lance believed Allura had died leaving him behind with nothing to show but Altean markings. He returns to the good fight only to immediately die in a blaze of glory- but something weird happens and he wakes up, eight years in the past only hours before the greatest journey of his life was fated to begin.
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Lance travels back in time, saves the universe, mends his heart, falls in love, is generally a baddass but when asked about his crowning achievement can only reply "Protecting Rover that funky little droid."
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Gods Don't Belong in Gotham by Anonymous
Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022), Superman (Movie 2025), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
16 Oct 2025
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“Well?” he asked, his voice low.
A pause.
His eyes dragged over Clark, not with drunken lust but with something sharper.
“You here to watch… or join? Might as well make it a threesome.”
Clark choked on his own spit so hard he nearly doubled over, coughing.
It's been 5 years since both Superman and Batman began their separate crusades. Both curious but cautious.
Clark remains in Metropolis, respecting the Dark Knight's strict rule to keep metas out of Gotham. Meanwhile, Bruce is consumed with finding a balance between Batman and Bruce Wayne, determine to not repeat mistakes of the past. But it's hard to do that when he is too stubborn to accept help. Fortunately, for him Clark is just as stubborn.
Their paths cross when Clark is sent to cover a gala in Gotham, stepping into the city he's barred from. What begins as a professional obligation turns into an unforgettable collision with Gotham's once reclusive billionaire.
Or Clark and Bruce fall for each other slowly yet quickly.
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Hotter Than a Printing Press by Jsettpi
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025)
02 Sep 2025
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In the wake of Lex Luthor's destruction of Metropolis under the smokescreen of the Boravian invasion of Jarhanpur, Clark Kent is thrilled to be sent on the hard-hitting assignment of... covering a Wayne Industries charity gala. But somewhere between the champagne, caviar, and canapés, Bruce Wayne catches his eye. Lois swears it’s a boy crush. Clark swears it’s journalism.
Bookmarked by unanimouslydistortedreality
12 Sep 2025
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Sweat, Tears, the Sea by SaveTheMoon
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
09 Feb 2025
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“Oh my gods, Percy. It’s you.” Grover’s hands started patting him down and Percy squirmed in pain and annoyance. “What happened? Percy, what happened?”
“Hold the questions, Grover,” another voice said, as smaller hands gripped his shirt and started dragging him past the invisible line drawn by the pine tree. Right, Percy thought, the weird cult kids. “We have to get him into camp.”
Another set of hands joined him and with the extra support he made it into the valley, spotting lights on in a farmhouse in the distance. A small part of Percy registered that he wasn’t getting rained on anymore even though he could still hear the storm raging in the distance. Instead, his gaze locked with a pair of cool grey eyes framed by pieces of blonde curls. “How did you get here? Who is your godly parent?”
He could hear his mother’s voice echoing in his ears, months and months ago: no one can know, Percy. Even the gods.
“I don’t know.”
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AU where there is no Lightning Thief and 13 year old Percy Jackson stumbles across Camp Half Blood determined to hide his status as a Big Three kid.
(Part 1 now complete)
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Kintsugi by OffBrandLightsaber
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: Rebels, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
27 Sep 2024
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A world where things are much better and a little bit worse. The Amidala-Skywalker family is split into pieces by their duty, and the Republic remains whole.
Snapshot perspectives on Luke, raised with Leia at the temple, from those who encounter and know him.
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23 Apr 2023
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Be on guard, my Lord, writes Abraxas Malfoy, the new transfer student intends to kill you.
Except Abraxas has terrible penmanship, and kill and kiss look awfully similar in shoddy cursive.
Naturally, things escalate. A lot.