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The person in the mirror looks at him. And smiles with chapped, pale lips.
"Hello Light.", he says. "I've been waiting some time."When Light dies, he doesn't expect to be greeted in the afterlife by L. Even less did he expect to have his first honest conversation with the detective.
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talk to me dirty; talk to me sweet by thesweetestdream
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
02 Aug 2026
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Will and Mike accidentally overhear a couple talking dirty over the walkie, and start repeating some of the filthy phrases to each other for shits and giggles. What starts as a joke, soon turns into something they can't stop doing – and can’t tell anyone about.
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Mike and Will start talking dirty to each other for fun. What they don't consider is that it would accidentally turn them on.
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05 Sep 2026
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Out of every possible outcome his death could lead to - waking up two years in the past was not at all what Harry had planned.
In all honesty, he hadn’t planned much past that to begin with, given he was about to die and that cancelled all his upcoming plans rather naturally.So, sorted into Slytherin, watching Draco Malfoy’s inner turmoil from the front seat the way his sixteen year old self could only dream about and under the concealment of a polyjuiced body would make for a fun year, right? Probably? Not really.
Because there is one little, insignificant catch - the real Harry Potter of the timeline is still, rightfully, there, and Harry has to navigate his life (death?) very, very carefully.But, carefully and Harry Potter had never quite seen eye to eye, so he does the next best thing - falls hopelessly in love with Draco Malfoy, of all people.
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01 Sep 2026
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Anakin, in a fit of bravery uncharacteristic even for the Hero With No Fear, decides that he should tell the Council about his secret marriage, so that no Sith could ever use it against him to hurt the Jedi Order or the Republic.
It goes swimmingly--if you ignore the fact that Anakin definitely meant to say that he married Padmé in the wake of Geonosis, and yet the entire Jedi Council seems to think he married Obi-Wan.
And also if you ignore the fact that now no one believes them when they tell them flat out that Anakin is married to and in love with Padmé, not his old master.
And also if you also ignore the fact that Anakin doesn't know how to ignore the fact that being in love with Obi-Wan sort of makes a lot of sense. In fact, it feels like the only thing that's made sense in the last four years, come to think of it.
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17 Aug 2026
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The Vermilion Star by auldays
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
18 Mar 2024
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Obi-Wan knows Anakin is special. He wouldn’t have been tasked with training the boy by his Master’s dying breath otherwise. He knows, but he doesn’t know.
His Padawan is alleged to be the Chosen One, much as Obi-Wan never cared for the lofty title. He looks at Anakin and sees a boy; it’s a struggle to see beyond that most days.
Anakin becomes a man. He strides away from Obi-Wan, braid cut—headlong into battle and troops flanked by his side. Obi-Wan watches him go, expecting to see just that: a man.
A vermilion star stares back.
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10 Jun 2026
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I Am Groot by sherlocksmyth
Fandoms: Guardians of the Galaxy - All Media Types, Marvel, Marvel (Movies), Marvel (Comics), Guardians of the Galaxy (Comics)
04 Aug 2014
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EXTREMELY NSFW fic told from the perspective of Groot.
EDIT 04/05/2021:
Wow. I just found out this is the top fic on AO3. I’m losing my mind. Thank you guys for the kudos & views! If you want you can follow me on Tumblr: @grootficguy- Language:
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23 Apr 2026