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Parker's Presents (The Reverse Pickpocket Jobs) by vorpalsword
Fandoms: Leverage (US TV 2008)
06 Oct 2025
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Parker’s love language is reverse pickpocketing.
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Sterling handcuffs Nate and Sophie together (again).
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Harry lets Sophie meet his mom. Breanna is NOT happy about it.
(aka the one where Breanna and Harry have a dramatic friend breakup)
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Deadpool's peaceful existence comes crashing down when the personification of Death recruits him to help save… her relationship?
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Wade ships Agathario, so he does what any pal would — spies on Rio’s ex, terrorizes a teenager, and breaks a few laws of the universe to bring them back together.
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Rebecca recruits Ted to help her prank Keeley. Things do not go as planned.
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A second grade level vocabulary word for each letter of the alphabet & how it relates to Melissa & Barbara.
Rating may change based on future chapters.
**updates on Wednesdays (:Bookmarked by vorpalsword
13 Feb 2023
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A collection of prompts and one-shots I've written for Abbott Elementary. Mostly Barbara/Melissa. Prompts open!
Latest Update (2/11/24): After Melissa breaks up with Gary, Barbara insists on staying the night with her. [Post-3.01]
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13 Feb 2023
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The Doctor left some loose ends hanging on Gallifrey after the events of Hell Bent. Luckily, he has a friend in Gallifreyan politics willing to clean up his messes.
“I'm calling as a courtesy,” Romana said, voice icy, “my Lord President of Gallifrey.”
“Oh?” said the Doctor, while Bill's brain scrambled to realign itself with the information that the Doctor was apparently President of multiple planets, for some godforsaken reason. He didn’t seem concerned with the fact that a very scary, very pretty, very angry woman was threatening him very politely, but that was a lot more normal.
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29 Jul 2020