vuorna
Fandoms
Recent works
-
Tags
Summary
He’s not sure how it happened. He thinks it must have something to do with the guy, the one with the weird-looking eyes who kept staring at him at the club. Some parts of it he does remember: the weird-looking eyes again, some biting comments about his family and the quality of his life and then some actual biting, which is the most confusing part of it all. Biting? Who the fuck does that?
Is he a goddamn vampire now? He doesn’t even know anything about vampires.
Well, if there’s someone in the world who would know about vampires, Roman is willing to bet that person is Gerri. The woman knows everyone’s secrets and most of his too – if Roman really is a fucking creature of the night or whatever the fuck they’re called, he can maybe trust her to help him.
(romangerri vampire au)
-
Tags
Summary
Yeah, Roman can be a bit of a cunt sometimes, but never explicitly to her. It’s even refreshing – Tabitha has met plenty of rich boys who are the textbook description of bullies, and while Roman Roy checks many of those boxes, there is much more to him too.
Like that he takes her to the ballet even though he thinks it’s a pile of crap.
-
Tags
Summary
Connor knows there is no need for Tom to worry.
It doesn’t stop the questions, though.
“Do I need to bring something? Maybe some wine? Flowers?”
Series
- Part 3 of the contom chronicles
-
how to ruin a sourdough starter in one quick step by vuorna
Fandoms: Succession (TV 2018)
03 Feb 2022
Tags
Summary
It’s not the first time Connor hopes that Tom could just come to Austerlitz. He doesn’t mind spending time in New York, it’s always a fun time and it allows him to see his siblings more often (if they’d just stop dodging his calls, that is). But there is one big problem, and it’s called not having your sourdough starters available whenever you need them.
Series
- Part 2 of the contom chronicles
-
Tags
Summary
At least Tabitha can appreciate the view of Shiv leaving, the gray dress delightfully hugging her curves. Does that make her a bit lecherous? Maybe, but given Tabitha's history with both Shiv's husband and brother, she guesses it's only fair that she gets to ogle Shiv a little, too.
"Did you just stare at my sister's ass?"
Recent series
-
- Words:
- 4,690
- Works:
- 3
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
“Please don’t tell me the first person who ever touched your dick was Dr. Robby.”
“Um.” He coughs.
“Oh my god I’m gonna fucking die.”
Santos tries to solve Whitaker’s sexual hangups. Whitaker tries to save Robby’s soul. Neither initiative goes exactly to plan.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 21,400
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 579
- Kudos:
- 9,415
- Bookmarks:
- 1,897
- Hits:
- 95,766
Bookmarked by vuorna
24 May 2025
-
Tags
Summary
Benson walks slowly, like he’s not about to drag Randy into the worst day of his life, like he’s not about to set off a chain of events which will lead to Benson lying still and bloody in a dirty parking lot.
Randy wants to vomit. It feels so real.
(Or: the Time Loop fic.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 25,215
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 133
- Kudos:
- 1,632
- Bookmarks:
- 398
- Hits:
- 10,297
Bookmarked by vuorna
25 Dec 2024
-
Tags
Summary
Where Johnny goes, the Devil follows; where Johnny goes, the Devil is already there.
Series
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 32,602
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 969
- Kudos:
- 7,375
- Bookmarks:
- 2,605
- Hits:
- 119,957
Bookmarked by vuorna
06 Mar 2024
-
Tags
Summary
"You, upstairs," El said to Neal. He beamed, twirled on one foot, and trotted out. "And you need to stop making it so fun to mess with you," she added to Peter.
She surprised a look of such melting fondness on his face as he looked after Neal that her breath caught. "No," he said quietly. "I really don't."
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 21,989
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 221
- Kudos:
- 4,482
- Bookmarks:
- 1,025
- Hits:
- 70,694
Bookmarked by vuorna
08 Sep 2023
-
sting of a wasp by brightbolt, imperfectlyctor
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
20 Aug 2021
Tags
Summary
"You’re a virgin,” Gideon said, testing it out. "Huh."
Harrow didn’t like the sound of that huh. She knew Gideon’s noises, and that was a thoughtful, sinister huh. That was the same huh she’d made before putting canned tuna in Crux’s work boots.
Her eyes narrowed. “What.”
Gideon cocked her head to the side. “Is there a reason you’re waiting?” There was no judgement in the question— only genuine curiosity.
Perhaps it was this that made Harrow more inclined to answer. “I don’t have the time to look for someone new,” She shrugged. “And my available pool is… somewhat limited.”
“Well,” Gideon said, with just a hint of conspiracy in those glittering golden eyes. “If you ever want to change that, you have my number.”
What? What?
Harrow blinked. “What?”
Or: the five times Gideon and Harrow successfully bone, and the one time they don't.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 42,138
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 290
- Kudos:
- 4,381
- Bookmarks:
- 1,007
- Hits:
- 67,876
Bookmarked by vuorna
25 Sep 2022