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Hermione Granger wanted to lose control. And Draco Malfoy wanted to take it.
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20 Sep 2026
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Act 379: The Prosperity Statute
In an effort to prioritize unification and peace among the Wizarding World, all eligible witches and wizards under the age of thirty-five shall be matched with a life partner of differing morals or blood status.
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13 Sep 2026
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Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger are both vying for the same competitive Ministry Internship.
It'll go to the candidate with the best grades. The widest range of extra-curriculars. The most impressive essay.
They're both very stressed about it.
But when independent attempts at "stress relief" somehow link their sex toys together---Let The C.U.M. Wars begin.
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Draco’s body went cold as he watched it, slow-motion as it pattered staccato against her lips.
Tap-tap. Tap-tap. Tap-tap.
Like a fucking heartbeat. Which he knew. Because his own had stopped dead.
He knew that pattern. That rhythm. Knew how it felt to tap against soft, plush lips.
Oh, Draco thought, as his mouth fell open in response.
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11 Sep 2026
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i need my distance (but, hold me close anyway) by Gabby
Fandoms: The Gentlemen (TV 2024)
14 May 2024
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Susie Glass was certain that she was either falling in love or going incredibly mad... and the second option sounded less painful.
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09 Sep 2026
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Unexpected Side-Effects, Malfoy Edition (USE ME) by Runninupthathill
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Oct 2025
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Hermione Granger thought post-war life would be calm. Instead, she’s clocking overtime at the emergency ward in St. Mungo’s, patching up idiots who think dueling with dark wizards, or fusing themselves with deadly plants is a valid career choice. Chief among these idiots? Draco Malfoy: Hit Wizard, professional menace, and apparently allergic to staying out of her hair. When he isn’t insisting on getting help for minor injuries, he’s smirking, bickering, and accidentally making her question her life choices. Hermione doesn’t know what’s more exhausting: fixing his injuries, resisting the urge to hex him, or ignoring the fact that he looks unfairly attractive even while half-dead.
Or... How to fall in love with your most annoying patient, a guide by Hermione Granger.- Language:
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09 Sep 2026