18 Works by wearenotdoinggethelp
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Holidaying with the Holmes' by wearenotdoinggethelp
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Young Bond Series - Charlie Higson, Young Sherlock Holmes Series - Andrew Lane
09 Jul 2025
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It usually didn’t end well when all three Holmes brothers met up. The Government, The Detective and The Other One. Mycroft, Sherlock and Quillan. As different as they are similar, something usually ends up exploding. So who on earth thought they should meet up, all with their respective spouses for Christmas Day?
This is a rewrite of all I want from 2020
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- Part 7 of call me q
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A rewrite of the Spoils of Annwyfn, a poem attributed to Taliesin, with mine based sometime after Camlann with some random references. Non-canon compliant, just a bit of fun and to make my nerd heart happy
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Cafe Confessions by wearenotdoinggethelp for thereweresunflowers
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005)
26 Dec 2022
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Yaz is feeling lonely and unsure of her feelings for the Thirteenth Doctor when she meets Rose Tyler in a crowded cafe. The two women bond over their shared experiences as companions to the Doctor, and Rose encourages Yaz to follow her heart and confess her love to the Doctor.
My entry for the 2022 Thasmin Secret Santa
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lose your way by wearenotdoinggethelp
Fandoms: Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Daredevil (TV)
15 Sep 2022
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Hi. I’m Alex Fierro. Some of you people might already know me from Magnus’, my boyfriend’s, stories. You all probably know what happened during the run-up to Ragna-nope. Aka, we try to stop my Mom. Loki. This is the chaos that happened afterwards. Featuring: new demigods; Thor, who apparently had a glow-up or something; Leo Valdez fanboying over Tony Stark and my sister, Samirah Al-Abbas having an existential crisis (again). But really, what’s new?
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i'll be there for you by wearenotdoinggethelp
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), Sherlock (TV)
25 Jun 2022
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A selection of stories from the Call Me Q universe- mainly centring around Q's life before 6, and his friends.
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- Part 6 of call me q
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Zee was just a normal, regular human. Until she met a mysterious stranger going by the name of the Doctor. Then it all started.
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What To Get The Man Who Has Everything by wearenotdoinggethelp
Fandoms: Kingsman (Movies), James Bond (Craig Movies)
26 Jan 2022
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James Bond is in Paris, looking for a gift for Q's birthday (Although not breaking his gadgets would probably do).
Eggsy Unwin is also in Paris- completing a mission.
Q & Merlin are so tired of agents breaking everything.
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variant by wearenotdoinggethelp
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Loki (TV 2021), Marvel Cinematic Universe
15 Jan 2022
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She's hiding in apocalypses. This might be the most interesting one yet.
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One Night in Sheffield by wearenotdoinggethelp for hotchocolatedictator
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005)
25 Dec 2021
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My gift for hotchocolatedictator for the Thasmin Secret Santa 2021! Merry Christmas, and I hope everyone reading this enjoys!
Yaz meets human!13 on patrol in Sheffield City Center
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John Noble is a student at the prestigious Gallifrey University, and runs into Rose Tyler, a Fine Arts student, and embarrasses himself (Well, of course he does).
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- Part 1 of Radioverse
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christmas with q by wearenotdoinggethelp
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), Sherlock (TV)
01 Dec 2021
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“D’you want to go to the Southbank Winter thing with me, Q?” James mumbled through a mouthful of his Tesco meal deal sandwich.
Q gave him a death stare and gestured for him to close his mouth.
“A Christmas fair?” Q looked sceptically at James.
“A Winter fair.” James corrected. “How about it?”Series
- Part 5 of call me q
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Misc stories from the Radioverse featuring a whole variety of characters.
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- Part 3 of Radioverse
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 329
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 55
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Avengers Nine-Nine by wearenotdoinggethelp
Fandoms: Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV), Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV)
11 Apr 2021
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Tony Stark and his fellow detectives Thor Odinson, Bruce Banner, Natasha Romanoff, Sargents Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes (not including civilian administrator Clint Barton) have a new Captain.
Set in an alternate universe similar to the one in B99. The first few chapters will follow the first episode of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, with the rest having there own storyline, with some similarities to the show.
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Jo Pryce is back at Gallifrey University for her second year. navigating her blossoming relationship with Yasmin Khan, Jo also must navigate the world of work and being an orphan at university.
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- Part 2 of Radioverse
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i have some advice by wearenotdoinggethelp
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), James Bond (Craig Movies)
12 Jan 2021
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To-Do:
-Buy cat food
-Optician’s appointment
-Remove Mycroft’s latest attempt of planting a bug on me from under my phone
-Sleep (not essential, but probably a good idea)
-See how easy it is to retrieve 007’s latest car from its place at the bottom of the Nile.
-Find my mug
-Find Sherlock a present (new microscope?)In retrospect, sleeping probably should have been closer to the top, above his optician’s appointment, but below buying cat food, perhaps.
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- Part 4 of call me q
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all i want by wearenotdoinggethelp
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), Young Sherlock Holmes Series - Andrew Lane, Sherlock (TV)
19 Dec 2020
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It usually doesn’t end well when all three Holmes brothers meet up. The Government, The Detective and The Other One. Mycroft, Sherlock and Quillan. As different as they are similar, something usually ends up exploding. So who on earth thought they should meet up, all with their respective spouses for Christmas Day?
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- Part 3 of call me q
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back of my hand by wearenotdoinggethelp
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), Sherlock (TV)
13 Dec 2020
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Sometimes Q is really fed up with Sherlock Holmes. Can't the man install his own antivirus software?
Part 2 of the call me q series.Series
- Part 2 of call me q
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It’s November when Q finally meets John Watson. In a Tesco, of all places.
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- Part 1 of call me q