wetchickenbreast
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- Miraculous Ladybug (2)
- Dream SMP (1)
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Three groups of teenagers wake up on a deserted tropical island with no memories. Each is provided with a single survival tool and their name. They must fight starvation, disease, religious fanaticism, and a herd of wild boars in their quest to survive on the island.
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After being canceled on twitter, Gabriel Agreste asks Adrien for a favor: go on a date with a British actor named Julien. The only problem? Adrien isn't gay.
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Jackerella's life fucking sucks. Her goddamn parents died (how inconsiderate) and now she is stuck living as an indentured servant for her evil stepfamily. Her younger stepsister bites people (he won't stop no matter how many doctors they bring him to) and his older stepsister is a megabitch (also a homewrecker). His only friends are talking rats, so Jack is pretty much waiting on a miracle to get out of this mess... and that miracle comes in the form of a charming prince, some glass shoes, and a demon from hell (and the demon has MASSIVE tits).
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Chloe knew enough about Marinette Dupain-Cheng.
She was pretty, in an average way. A star student who never seemed to be paying attention. The kind of girl who smiled so wide you wouldn't think she'd know how to frown.
But Chloe knew better. Over the years, she's built a sort of of... understanding of the girl, more out of necessity than anything else. It was shallow, but adequate, and Chloe had never had a reason to examine their relationship any closer.
Leave it to Dupain-Cheng to ruin a perfectly good thing.
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20 Apr 2026
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Tubbo bites into an apple and waits for the clock to tick to day. The day before that it was a carrot. The day before that it was steak. The day before that it was mushroom stew. The day before that- well, you get the idea. Like all the days before, Ranboo walks into the kitchen right as the clock turns a quarter into daytime and smiles pleasantly when he notices Tubbo leaning against the counter. Strike that, then. Tomorrow he’ll try beetroot soup.
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- Part 13 of canon compliant (ish)
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23 Nov 2023
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The priest of the church has his back turned away from Wilbur’s approach. He lights a row of candles without a single inclination he knows Wilbur is there, but Wilbur is certain that he does. Phil and he have sat in this little town for nearly a month now, and while Wilbur has not made himself a social pariah, he has spent more time at the church debating theology with the good Father than socializing with the masses. The masses do not matter to his plan. They may even inadvertently benefit. But at the end of the day, they are nothing more than an afterthought. What matters is their priest.
He exudes a different flair than any priest Wilbur has ever known. The heart of their little town, Wilbur would say. With his open-door policy and bold sympathy for sinners, with his tight-lipped smile and carefully-chosen words, with a face meant to appeal to saints and sinners alike, well, he has certainly made himself the heart. Painstakingly so.
Series
- Part 1 of life and death
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16 Feb 2023
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A decade after the cancellation of the hit TV show L’manburg, Wilbur Minecraft and Tommy Innit are jobless but still living as if they’re in the glory days of their canceled show. The only one trying to actually move them along is Quackity, Wilbur’s long-suffering agent and on-and-off again but never-actual boyfriend who forces him to take a small role on season 2 of the up-and-coming TV show The Syndicate.
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12 Feb 2023