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Ted Lasso: Schrodinger's Witch.
Or, the one where AFC Richmond are leading the Premier League table, and Trent Crimm and the rest of the British press are slowly losing their minds as a result.
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25 Jan 2026
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i like shiny things (but i’d marry you with paper rings) by fivemillioneyes
Fandoms: Abbott Elementary (TV)
29 Jul 2025
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Melissa is wearing Barbara’s sweater. Barbara is totally normal about it. Everyone overreacts.
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15 Jan 2026
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what's a loss of blood when you win a bit of dirt? by the_frankenman_writes
Fandoms: Abbott Elementary (TV)
01 Feb 2026
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Melissa trails after her as Ava leads the way to Barbara’s office, giving a narrated tour of the suite of offices.
“There’s the coffee machine, and it’s broken more often than not, so I recommend you just buy it somewhere else. Restrooms, Janine Teagues’ (Senator’s assistant, you’ll meet her) office, my office, Joshua—”
“JACOB! For the last time, Ava, my name is JACOB!”
“—Hill’s office, the speech writer. And this…”
Ava pushes open the office door just in time to hear Barbara ask the recording technician “Is the mic still hot?”
At the shake of his head in the negative, she picks up a stress ball from her desk and flings it against the wall.
“Asshole!”
“And this is Senator Barbara Howard,” Ava mutters. She straightens and clicks her tongue. “Barb! Language.”
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Senator Barbara Howard's political ambitions are jeopardized when Secret Service Agent Melissa Schemmenti is assigned to her detail.
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- Part 1 of love is but a cold and broken hallelujah
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15 Jan 2026
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Melissa thinks the new kindergarten teacher is annoying as all hell, frankly.
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14 Jan 2026
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"“They makin’ these kids taller or, ehh, is Schemmenti gettin’ shorter?” Tired-looking men with thick Philly accents and a day’s worth of grey stubble cackle like ducks on their way out of the fire station. Schemmenti glares at them affectionately like she has a comeback she would never dare say in front of children and a kindergarten teacher. Shame, Barbara thinks. She wouldn’t mind hearing it, no matter how vulgar."
An au where they have kind of worked together forever but Melissa became a firefighter instead of a teacher.
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10 Jan 2026
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Forced undercover to spy on Queen Siuan Sanche, Lady Moiraine Damodred must keep her identity secret while navigating cultural differences, new friendships and an increasingly complicated relationship with the Amyrlin Seat herself.
Because although a Queen cannot fall in love with her Handmaiden... the Wheel weaves as it wills.
By the time Moiraine figures out how she truly feels about Siuan, she will have to choose whether to betray her kingdom, the love of her life, or herself.----
Or what if Moiraine and Siuan fell in love against the odds in a different setting
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100K slowburn, and it's looking like another 100K of smut/angst so lock in----
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09 Jan 2026
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so here's what she learns: there's stuff she's sposed to want and stuff she's not sposed to want, and she's no good at doin what she's sposed to do. and she learns that no one's gonna let her play with their toys unless she has something to offer them in return. and she learns that if she wants what she can't have hard enough, sometimes she gets it. and in a way, that means that nothing is really impossible.
she's gonna be a firefighter when she grows up. she wants it so bad. she wants it bad enough that she knows she's gonna get it someday, but she's five, so she's not too worried about it just yet.
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all the things melissa schemmenti has wanted through the years.
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06 Jan 2026
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“I want to,” Barbara said — it wasn’t clear if there was more to her sentence or if that was the totality of it. She cupped Melissa’s face, drawing it toward her. Her gentle touch and conflicted expression communicated what her words could not.
“You can’t,” Melissa said.
“What if I did?”-
After Joe asks Melissa for a divorce, Barbara offers her comfort.
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06 Jan 2026
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a post-ep for 1x12 "Ava vs. Superintendent." barbara has a little more making it up to melissa to do, before she can forgive herself.
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06 Jan 2026
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five times melissa schemmenti doesn't kiss barbara howard (and one time she does) by theartistformerlyknownas
Fandoms: Abbott Elementary (TV)
02 Jun 2023
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"Barbara looks at her, and even though she quirks her mouth and shrugs, her eyes are sharp. She doesn’t miss a trick, but she pretends because it suits her. Melissa knows the feeling. It’s like a hand over her mouth, like the pinch of a pair of too-tight shoes."
(The fandom needs a fic with this trope)
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01 Jan 2026
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i will count myself new by beanierose for stalinlovesyou
Fandoms: Abbott Elementary (TV)
06 Jul 2023
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barbara howard loves birthdays. melissa schemmenti hates hers
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01 Jan 2026
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barbara has a big piece of life news to share, and melissa hears about it. from janine.
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23 Dec 2025
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Sometimes it doesn't hurt to remind her who's the king in all but name, and who's the spinster schoolmarm. Sometimes it doesn't hurt to remind himself.
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22 Nov 2025
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Oh, At Last, Her Mouth by Tedwin
Fandoms: Wheel of Time - Robert Jordan, The Wheel of Time (TV)
10 Oct 2025
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She can’t stop noticing Siuan. The little exposed v of her softly-rounded stomach where she has unbuttoned her trousers, groaning that she’d eaten too much. The way the firelight dapples gold in her cheeks, pooling inside her dimples every time she smiles, and is reflected in her dark eyes.
She can’t stop noticing Siuan, and that is a very bad thing, because the more Moiraine notices her, the more she wants her, and she isn’t allowed to want Siuan. Siuan is her friend. There’s no way Siuan could ever want her back.
(Or, four years of friendship: three times Moiraine doesn't kiss Siuan, and one time she does).
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13 Oct 2025
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First Impressions by Tedwin
Fandoms: Wheel of Time - Robert Jordan, The Wheel of Time (TV)
10 Oct 2025
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At first glance, Moiraine Damodred makes a pleasant figure. The first time Siuan ever sees her, she is dressed in a deep blue that brings out her eyes, her hair elegantly swept up to frame a beautiful, doll-like face.
It is unfortunate, then, about her personality.
(Or, Netherfield Park has a new tenant. Siuan Sanche hates Mr Mandragoran's companion Miss Damodred, and Miss Damodred hates her back. Doesn't she?)
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09 Oct 2025
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Ava turns up in a tux to her birthday party. Deborah’s not weird about it at all.
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09 Jul 2025
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"Slowly but surely, their weeks start to take shape. It’s ass-backward course design, and Ava still has no idea how they’re going to frame the class or if there’s any thread running through it that isn’t just 'texts your two professors managed not to kill each other over,' but it’s something. Progress."
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26 Jun 2025
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Unspooled Thread by Tedwin
Fandoms: Wheel of Time - Robert Jordan, The Wheel of Time (TV)
19 Aug 2025
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"You are a channeler, Siuan Sanche," Moiraine says. "A very powerful one. In fact, I have reason to believe you are the Dragon Reborn. I have been looking for you for the better part of these last forty years."
(Or, Siuan lives a peaceful life as a fisherwoman in Tear, until the day a beautiful woman in blue shows up on her doorstep and declares that she is destined to save the world).
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- Part 1 of Dragon Reborn!Siuan Sanche
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28 May 2025
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Moiraine cannot heal Tam al’Thor. He is too far gone. But she and Lan make him comfortable, and sit by his side with the baby as he dies. When it is done, Lan digs a grave. They leave as twilight falls, the boychild who will save the world strapped to Lan’s back.
Or, Lan and Moiraine find the Dragon Reborn only a few months into their mission, and are tasked with raising him until the time comes for him to fulfill prophecy.
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- Part 1 of Lan and Moiraine Raise Rand
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28 May 2025
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i'm rotting from the inside (i might be out of my mind) by cowardnthief
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022)
09 Oct 2024
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Wednesday is tormented by glimpses of parallel universes in which she is sickeningly in love with her roommate. (Which she isn't, of course.)
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Wednesday refused to look at Enid. She wasn’t sure what would happen to her if she did — whether she was so raw and vulnerable right now, magic still thrumming through her system like a heartbeat, that she would launch into another vision, or if she would blurt something humiliating, like: “I actually like kissing you in my head, and have been doing so with increasing frequency.”Bookmarked by wiigs
13 May 2025