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A Thrill by melodiouswanderer
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
19 Apr 2021
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Michikatsu and Muzan have an arrangement. However michikatsu finds he enjoys it a lot more than he thought.
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The Therapy Bunny Experience by CottonCandyColor1 (The_Candy_Crazed_Child942)
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
20 Sep 2021
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"What's that?" Muzan said.
Wordlessly, Kokushibou set the cage down on the coffee table. He opened the top and delicately grabbed the rabbit to take it out. Now he stood with the rabbit held up in his hands, looking down on his partner.
"... What the fuck is that." Muzan repeated, with slightly more edge of irritation in his tone.
"A rabbit." Kokushibou bluntly replied.
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18 Nov 2025
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Usually, Kokushibou would manage all of it by himself and spare Muzan from the labour, but he is aware that it would compromise Muzan’s advances with therapy. That’s one of the things Muzan hates the most about this process: his doctor clearly stated that he needs to force himself to put in the work, fix his own problems and embrace challenges. He should not be hiding behind Kokushibou’s (or anyone’s) back anymore. And it’s hard for Kokushibou too… He’s grown so comfortable going above and beyond for this man, ensuring that he never lifts a finger or shows the smallest sign of unhappiness. He has committed himself to please him.
But now, he has other priorities. He must back off, and allow Muzan to step forward in stressful situations, because it’s more important to support his treatment. It’s much more important to support his road to a healthy mindset. Muzan needs to adapt to Mr. Whiskers, messy accidents included.
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But the moment Kokushibou was (positively) surprised and convinced of the bunny’s benefits, was the day when they were supposed to meet his brother for lunch. Muzan spent a solid hour and a half locked up with Mr. Whiskers in their bedroom, just before the time to leave home. And when the lunch itself came around, they had the least violent hang-out Kokushibou had ever experienced. Yes, it was not perfect by any means and Yoriichi’s ice cold attitude wasn’t exactly helpful, but compared to the last time they were all three together? When it got to the point of the restaurant manager calling the police on them…? It felt magical.
At the end, Kokushibou was immensely proud of Muzan, and made sure to dote on him for the rest of the day to encourage such wonderful behavior.
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LMAOO yoriichi 100% hates muzan with a passion HAHSHAH (its mutual)
muzan using kokussy as a coping mechanism, REGULARLY. this is canon btw
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my attempt to write a chatfic by orphan_account
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime)
26 Dec 2021
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Kokushibo: YORIICHI IS TEXTING ME
Kokushibo: HES NKT STOPPING
Kokushibo: NOW HES CALKINF ME
Kokushibo: HES OUTSIDE DMY WINDOW HOW THIS IS THE TGIRD FLOWWR
Kokushibo: GES VREAKING THE LOCK
Kokushibo: HES CKMING INGWGHSKSDJHESIAOWL
Kokushibo is offline
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18 Nov 2025
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Tsugikuni Yoriichi: [brother6435.jpeg]
Kocho Kanae: Is that Michikatsu-sensei?
Tsugikuni Yoriichi: Yes
Tsugikuni Yoriichi: My aniue is cute, isn't he
Kocho Kanae: Yes! He's very cute~~
Tsugikuni Michikatsu: WHY
Tsugikuni Michikatsu: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
Tsugikuni Michikatsu: PLEASE YORIICHI CAN YOU LEAVE
Tsugikuni Yoriichi: No, I miss you
Tsugikuni Michikatsu: WE SEE EACH OTHER AT SCHOOL WHAT DO YOU MEAN
Tsugikuni Yoriichi: Not enough
Tsugikuni Michikatsu: WH
Kocho Kanae: Ah, brotherly love~
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Uzui Tengen: are we not gonna talk abt how Yoriichi-sensei has like, a folder dedicate to his brother and has 6k+ photos in it
Iguro Obanai: this is Yoriichi-sensei why are you surprised
Uzui Tengen: huh your right
Tsugikuni Michikatsu: He what now
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Tsugikuni Michikatsu: I expected a professional attitude from this chat because we are teachers and all I get is Soyama-sensei's thirst for Rengoku-sensei
Tsugikuni Michikatsu: I'm dissapointed
Tsugikuni Yoriichi: Do you dissapointed in me too, Aniue?
Tsugikuni Michikatsu is offline
Tsugikuni Yoriichi: One day....
Tsugikuni Yoriichi is offline
Uzui Tengen:
Uzui Tengen: suddenly I'm scared of Yoriichi-sensei
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same bro same
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Rui: why r shinazugawa-sensei is the one who teach math for first year
Rui: id rather with yoriichi-sensei thank you v much
Rui: honestly, even if yoriichi-sensei is a crazy person who loves to stalk michikatsu-sensei, at least he's not staring at his students like he wants to kill us
Rui: smh
Kokushibo: He stalks me?
Rui:
Rui: u didnt know?
Rui: how r u this dense
Kokushibo: What?
Douma: it's p obvious
Daki: yea, just now i saw him on ur balcony
Daki: peeking inside
Kokushibo: HE WHAT
Kokushibo is offline
Douma: evil
Daki: 😈
Rui: yoriichi-sensei is with third year now, isnt he?
Douma: yep
Daki: hes with me
Daki: looking at his 6k+ photos of his saviour michikatsu-sensei instead of teaching
Rui: wanna change teachers?
Daki: lol no
Rui: :(
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Genya: if we burn the school we cant make fun of iguro-sensei undying crush, or samayo-sensei thirst for rengoku-sensei, or even yoriichi-sensei possesiveness for michikatsu-sensei
Genya: no more daily dose of memes
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My brother, I'm so sorry by Namjooniesdimples
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
07 Nov 2022
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In which yoriichi decided to leave his brother not only the flute that michikatsu once made for him but also a letter with his last words..
This changes everything.
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- Part 1 of The good demon kokushibo verse
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doves and olive branches by Intensely_Reading for Ae_rynn
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
11 Nov 2025
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He turns to Mydei, letting a gentle smile curve on his lips. Mydei’s eyes narrow to slits.
“Hello there,” Phainon greets softly. He crouches down, inching closer. Mydei doesn’t budge, only tenses like a tightly coiled spring. “My name is Phainon. You’re Mydeimos, right?”
Mydei doesn’t respond, lips pressed tightly shut. Phainon’s smile wavers, chest squeezing tight.
“No one’s going to hurt you here,” he murmurs, extending his arm out. Mydei growls. Fear flashes through his eyes for a fleeting second, but it’s enough to have Phainon freezing in place, breath catching in his throat.
(A mishap at the Abyss of Fate leaves Mydei a child whose only memories are of the Sea of Souls.)
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15 Nov 2025
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oh man, my soft heart…
my shaylas 🥹🥹 mydei you poor child, let phainon take care of you
WHEN MYDEI ACCEPTED HYACINE BUT NOT PHAINON MY HEART, BROKEN, MY POOR BOY ITS OKAY YOU CAN GIVE ME YOUR HUGS AND PATS INSTEAD
mydei and phainon getting into messes because they bicker too much like an old married couple over the same things over and over again so they cause problems for everyone else
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The Usurper Of Titans and The Delivering Descender by Forgotten410
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game), 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
17 Nov 2025
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After the fallout of The Cataclysm in Khaenri'ah, The Heavenly Principles returns to Celestia to take a nap, trying to recover from his injuries.
He wakes up to the world burning and a stab through his chest.A shooting star breaks through the firmament, burning through the atmosphere and leaving a golden trail in its wake.
Shortly after, the Flower-Feather Clan wakes up to the sound of wood breaking, finding an unconscious man with feathers and wings.Bookmarked by xenjakau
14 Nov 2025
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in which phainon transmigrates into teyvat and phanes into amphoreus
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Without another word, Mydei turns toward the hallway and heads for the bedroom. He can hear Phainon's footsteps trailing behind him.
At the bedroom door, Mydei hesitates, blinking through the haze at the dim shape of his bed. "I…only have one bed."
"Oh no," Phainon says dryly. "The horror."
OR, after one unforgettable night in the temple, Mydei realizes he's picked up a supernatural stray who happily settled in, has no understanding of boundaries, and acts like he belongs wherever Mydei is.
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- Part 2 of Thrashing on the Line
Bookmarked by xenjakau
14 Nov 2025
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oh mydeimos, you are so so stupid, i lowk feel bad for khas here
imagine a guy basically treating you so well the first time you met and practically begging you to be with them, AND THEN YOU BE WITH THEM AND THEYRE BEING THE MOST CONFUSING CONTRADICTING SOFT-BUT-COLD(?) BEHAVIOUR, like i’d start thinking i was love-bombed
but ofc you cant rlly expect mydei to just up and accept the fact that his whole life is getting turned upside down on a seemingly regular day, we gotta give the guy some slack (and some time to accept the circumstances of it all)
i hope mydei hurries up with that 5 stages of grief, poor lad did NOT expect what he wished for but well, hate to say it but he kinda brought it on himself, you cant expect a ??? year old entity to understand basic social construct like boundaries and not breaking into your house
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a different kind of olympics by wolframvonbielefeld (yaoicocainebear)
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
12 Nov 2025
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“There’s no word for sore in the Kremnoan language. We simply get up and try again.”
“Do you,” Phainon says, almost sultry – is that the word? Mydei has never been hit on so blatantly before, not even after the time he had Phainon pinned to the floor during their spars and Phainon immediately wrenched him into a leglock that occasionally haunted him at inconvenient times during the entire month afterwards.
“Phainon, you can’t just expect me to take a measuring tape to my cock.”
The existence of casual sex implies the existence of competitive sex. Naturally, Phainon, who never does anything by half measures, insists that Mydei and him try out both. At the same time. It’s as casual as it gets, of course.
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14 Nov 2025
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in which phainon is a master baiter and mydei falls for it every damn time
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Moonlight is just reflected Sunlight by MaxWax7
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
01 Jan 2023
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Michikatsu Tsugikuni, or Kokushibo as he was known for the last 400 years, was not a very emotional person. He was quiet, focused and powerful. At least, that's what the other Upper Moon Demons think.
If there was one thing Kokushibo regretted... it would be his whole life, almost every decision he made. But now, it was as if his brother had come from the dead and offered him another chance. Would he accept? would he deny? He wasn't sure if he deserved it, but maybe he could make it right this time.
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14 Nov 2025
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the pacing is a bit eratic, but it is pretty cool
koku suddenly going “yea you know what, nah” is so funny to me LMAO
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Somewhere Across The Sea Of Time by AnachronisticAuthor
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime)
25 Oct 2025
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Uppermoon one gets thrown into a world immensely different from his own. The demon king turned into the weak master, the slayers to bloodthirsty monsters. The coin has been flipped from heads to tails, as he contemplates which side he's supposed to be on now.
...Though, his presence seems to disrupt a regretful sun demon's peace.
___Kokushibou & Yandere! Swap au characters, because he's my favourite character and i find writing him into other universes fun. (Maybe some ships too, but I'll be adding them as the story goes on)
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13 Nov 2025
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–𝐌𝐈𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐊𝐀𝐓𝐒𝐔 𝐓𝐒𝐔𝐆𝐈𝐊𝐔𝐍𝐈– In the darkest corners of Japan lives an old tale, in a carefully concealed world of demon slayers and demonic creatures, stands the name– 'Michikatsu Tsugikuni' No one knows much of him, except for the absurd theory that he was the twin brother of the Sun God. No one actually believes it, at most– A random person's name had just been stitched onto the former surname of the strongest demon. No one knows how it started either, perhaps the older generations of demon slayers knew that the moment the Sun God appeared, there was no hope. And desperate to give it, they fictionalized a brother whom the Sun God supposedly loved dearly. However, at the end of the day, the name no longer held weight as demon slayers had dismissed it to be a false story.
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michikatsu having the world as his enemy LMAO this man is NOT getting a break
MICHIKATSU REDEMPTION???? i wonder how his reunion with demon yoriichi will go
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To Gaze Upon the Sun Again by nanashi2911
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime)
26 Oct 2025
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Hurled back through centuries at the moment of his death, the mighty Upper Moon One awoke not as a demon, but as a weak, human boy. He was staring at the origin of his ruin, and his reaction to his perfect brother wasn't rage—it was nausea.
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13 Nov 2025
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michikatsu still “hates” yoriichi but I HAVE HOPE THAT THEY WILL BECOME THE BEST OF BROTHER IN THE BEAR FUTURE TRUSTTTT
yoriichi you precious precious boy oh my shayla…
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Man-made God, to you, we pray by AnachronisticAuthor
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
17 Nov 2025
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Kokushibou had long broken free from Muzan's control, refusing to eat humans for centuries and eventually becoming a legend amongst rural villages.
Unbeknownst to him, humans who've crossed his path and lived mistook him for a god and created shrines in his name. He only ever realised this once he met with his descendant– whose knees immediately buckled, eyes wide in feverish horror as he began to pray.
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13 Nov 2025
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(Meanwhile, a certain six-eyed demon wonders why so many people are becoming more careless to wander at night. He no longer lusts after their blood, no longer craves the power it gave him, but it felt as though the more he saved the more intentional they were becoming.)
(One had even dropped to their knees at the sight of him, crying and screaming that the stories were true. Begging for forgiveness for not believing them. It was a very uncomfortable encounter.)
(He sincerely hopes it never happens again.)
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authors notes:
Is it obvious I like seeing Kokushibou be praised? This was actually inspired by another fic called 'Even Kami Can't Compare To You' by Mother Crow
and i kinda wanna make another fic involving Yoriichi more, still centered by the 'God'-Kokushibou idea._____
i too like to see koku getting praised, AND GOOD KOKU FICS LETS GOOO DJWNDKWJA
i love how hes just accidentally saving oblivious-to-dangers-villagers then theyre all worshipping him, and hes just like, wtf dont ever do that again.
MIUCHIRO WORSHIPPING KOKU EVEN AS AN AMNESIAC PILLAR LET’S GOOOO
Koku: where the fuck is my flute
muichiro carrying it wherever he goes and taking the utmost care of it:2
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After defeating iron tomb, phainon's only wish was to perish, But no one agreed to it.
What was the point of disagreeing when no one is willing to listen?In short: Mydei made him talk again..
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12 Nov 2025
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“Mydei, could you, um, please, just stay where you are and not come inside?” Phainon asks nervously from behind the closed door.
“Why?” Mydei responds, already stepping in front of it. Caelus told him earlier that Phainon was in trouble. He couldn’t just stand by and do nothing.
The door, sensing his presence, unlocks itself. Mydei stares at the view of Phainon in front of him.
A tight, glossy black satin. Strapless, hugging his broad chest, cinching tightly at the waist. His strong legs are sheathed in sheer tights clearly not meant for someone of his build – they ripped in a few places, small tears blooming at the seams where his thighs strain against the delicate fabric. Down below, he wears sleek, black heels that match the suit all too well. Perched atop his head, two snow-white ears stand at attention. And around his neck, still, is the black choker. A simple band, snug against the sun tattoo on his neck. While it had been part of his usual attire, it looks oddly at home, like it was meant for this.
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A bunny suit.
Phainon’s wearing a bunny suit.
Mydei’s throat runs dry.
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12 Nov 2025
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GUGTISUGUDYKCCKGCIBJUOGVOHCCIVC YESSSSSSS
came from that one bunny suit phainon art, did NOT disappoint
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The 33,550,336 + 1 worth of Heat by coconutMochi
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
11 Nov 2025
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“You’re in pre-heat,”
Phainon’s world tilted.
“What.”
“Yes, Snowy,” Hyacine said gently, taking his fever hot hand into her cool palms. Her smile was small, reassuring. “You’re going into heat. This isn’t about the Coreflames—it’s your omega.”
That word hit him like an old memory cracking open.
His Omega?
You heard that right — Khaslana, our dear Deliverer who thought he could shrug off thirty million cycles of trauma, and most importantly his heats, is about to face the consequences. Unfortunately, his alpha partner/source of comfort — Mydei is away on important business. So of course Phainon decides not to bother him about it... but can he really?
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12 Nov 2025
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FTFIRST YFDT TY TFYIGFUUG IT’S SO SOFT MYDEI IS SO SOFT FOR PHAI, LIKE YES PAMPER HIM, BE HIS GROUNDING MATERIAL, HE’S BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH JVGYGUT
absolutely love this
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Apologize for the last part, I almost slipped and started gooning. To stop myself I just ended it there. Mydei is still miles away while Phainon is alr past pre-heat...CHAOSPhainon after destroying his own sheets: Oh well, time to destroy Mydei's
Btw, tho Mydei keeps referring Phainon as his mate- They hv not traditionally mated... I mean if u yearned for someone for millions of cycles its only fair that they talks as if they had already married each other. I mean there also could be a cycle like that!(in my au) Where they are actually married, or accidentally mated and had a happy life(with pups too!) until the duty of the flamechase just whisked away them from their happiness...from each other...not to mention, Phainon witnessing His alpha getting stabbed on his weak spot at the same time Khaslana/FlameReaver driving his blade thru his alpha- I blame Dawnmaker.
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Next Chapter : We will finally move on from this self loathing. XD
Hands inching to write Mydei getting jumpscared by Khaslana in a full blown heat in his quarters under his sheets—ahem... but I chose the sad wet soggy path so might as well Phai get some cuddles and reinsurances before we jump into smut. I already wanted his wings out, but thought to keep that for later.
So basically the idea is his heat and omega suddenly came to him(it was there but took time apparently) and screamed at him ‘ADDRESS ME’
On top of that Mydei is away— *smiles with angst and crack* ofc Khaslana is gonna be melting everything down till he gets his Mydei but that’s for later, let Phainon be an idiot and not tell Mydei finds out untill it’s too late.
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When Lygus used his authority as System Administrator to remove NeiKos496 from Amphoreus, the Intellitron thought he finally got rid of him for good.
After successfully trapping Khaslana in a random pocket of spacetime out in the real world, Irontomb’s awakening would finally be within reach. With the simulation’s most powerful piece lost to space and time, his experiment will finally be complete.
Little does he know, the location he sent Khaslana to is Scripted. And his arrival is precisely what the Stellaron Hunters have been waiting for.
In which Phainon joins the Stellaron Hunters in a crazy twist of fate, and amongst them is a face he already knows all too well.
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- Part 1 of Stellaron Hunter Annals: Phaicae Edition
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12 Nov 2025
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well fuck you too caelus
i get where hes coming from, i really do, with phainon being a lord ravager but that doesnt stop me from absolutely HATING HIS ASS, DONT YOU DARE BE MEAN TO PHAINON
HES BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH, like thats lowk such a turnoff from my appeal to this ship 😔 i like to see trailblazer as an extension of the player in a way (while still being their own character), so whatever we would do, they would also do it?? not sure if that makes sense ing anywhere but my head but the fact remains that I WOULD MOST CERTAINLY NEVER BE MEAN TO PHAINON, FUCK YOU CAELUS YOU DONT DESERVE HIM (imagining that one meme where the person is carrying another person while pointing at the third person)
the fact that caelus is mistrustful of phainon is not the problem, its just the fact that hes so damn RUDE
holding myself back from strangling his ass fr
YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE LOVING HIM, HE DESERVES LOVE NOT MORE HURT AUUUGHHHJ i just need phainon to be loved man, hes been through more than enough and he deserves nothing BUT love and affection
i’ll smother khas with love in caelus’s place. back off asshole, YOU DONT DESERVE MY SON
also invalidating phainon’s show of trust and vulnerability was NOT necessary. but mmm, maybe its because this fic is supposed to be crack (though im getting more pissed than humour, but well.)
anyways i skimmed the fic after the beginning, i liked the idea of the fic, but its just the personality of caelus that pisses me off i want my Silly Guy (TM) caelus back
oh yeah, and fuck you too lygussy
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Bandaged scales and pastries from another world by R_NDOML_TT_RS
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game), 崩坏3rd | Honkai Impact 3rd (Video Game)
19 Apr 2025
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‼️Inspired heavily by Vision at the edge of time by QingYanoo so go give that fic some love. I’ve basically put my own little spin on it in a series of small works. If the original creator of the inspired fic finds this offensive and does not wish for me to use their ideas I will take it down Asap.‼️
OR THE FIC THAT KEVIN GETS FEELINGS🫶 comes before the fic Letters to people long passed on. As it mentions this in the fic but only very briefly.
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- Part 2 of The PhaKevDei series
Bookmarked by xenjakau
12 Nov 2025
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May the New Dawn Arrive by aurowlz
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game), 崩坏3rd | Honkai Impact 3rd (Video Game)
20 Jul 2025
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The world burned. Lygus laughed.
At the center of it all, two souls watched the destruction.
Kevin Kaslana had already sacrificed himself once.
He had no qualms about doing it again.
or, Kevin says nuh-uh and rewrites the fate of Amphoreus
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- Part 1 of Victory Lies Ahead
Bookmarked by xenjakau
11 Nov 2025
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The Vortex of Genesis vanished, Lygus with it. Kevin was left floating in a void, channeling all of his power to recreate the world he had come to consider his home.
“I will always… give my life to humanity. To those I love.”
“But your story doesn’t end here. So please, forget me. Live your life happily, without the burden of being the Deliverer.”
“That title…”
“Will die with me!”
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To explain a few things about the contents of this story:
- This takes place in a universe where Kevin's soul was implanted into Phainon's body about a year before canon by the Flame Reaver. In Kevin's case, it happened right after his death in HI3.- Phainon's fight with Nanook did not happen, instead the world was destroyed (the trailblazers managed to get out) and he was about to ascend as a Lord Ravager.
- Kevin essentially decided to pull in all the Honkai energy in nearby solar systems, condensing it into his soul to use it as fuel to rebuild Amphoreus from what was left behind. In this sense, he made Amphoreus a 'real' planet. It's no longer just data.
- He had separated his soul from Phainon's body before doing this.
- His fate will be expanded upon when the full story comes out, unless I end up doing another teaser like this about the aftermath.
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between my legs, you can buy it by yvesiae
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
10 Nov 2025
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“Phainon,” he gasps, “you are not going to believe this.”
“Believe wh—” He lets out a startled sound as Cicero grips him by the shoulders, staring deeply into his eyes. “The prince—the prince he’s—he’s here!”
Phainon blinks. “Huh?”
“The crown prince of Castrum Kremnos? Mydeimos the Undying, Son of Gorgo, Conqueror of—whatever!” He flails his hands around like a mad man. “He’s in the special lounge for esteemed guests right now and—ugh, Phainon, please take my place!”
“What?” Phainon gapes.
Struggling to keep up with piling funds and a sick mother, Phainon — a farmer’s son — seeks an education and becomes an apothecary in a famed brothel house. Tending to the wheat fields, taking care of the escorts, and serving drinks because he might as well! So far, his life has been completely normal.
That is, until the Crown Prince of Castrum Kremnos mistakes him for a courtesan.
(Alternatively, a newly debuted Mydeimos is dragged down to a brothel house to cause a scandal and scare off potential brides. He ends up entering into a fake courting with a bewitching courtesan.)
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11 Nov 2025
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“You’ll be fine, deliverer boy,” she scoffs. “If all goes wrong, this face of yours will save the day.”
She did have a point, he was indeed attractive.
But nothing about his body was similar to the nimble, fragile image that courtesans usually had!
“Phai, just cause you’re on the muscular side doesn’t mean you aren’t pretty!” Livia, sweet angel she is, says on his side, drying his hair with a small towel. “You’re very healthy!”
“And thick,” Caelus adds.
“Uh,” Phainon murmurs. “Thanks?”
“You act like you are unpleasant to the eye.” Cifera rolls her eyes. “You have assets that can be put to use. Furthermore, you have this.”
She points her index finger to his chest where his heart was and he can feel the sting from her sharp nail digging into his skin.
“My heart?”
“Your boobs.”
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“No way,” Peucesta hiccups, halting his horrendous singing, wobbling on his feet and getting a good grip on an exasperated Perdikkas’ shoulders. “The little prince actually got laid.”
“Please, do not call me that,” Mydeimos deadpans. “And no, I did not lay with anybody.”
“That’s what they all say,” Perdikkas rolls his eyes. Ptolemy snickers in the back, murmuring a soft “he’s right.”
“We were just talking,” Mydeimos argues. “Conversing like mature adults.”
“What kind of conversation gets you scratches like that?” Leonnius scoffs. “In a brothel house, no less!”
“We talked about hobbies,” Mydei answers easily. “We ended up jumping down the window and sparring for an hour.”
“Yeah, sure, cause any person would ask a pretty courtesan to spar,” Hephaestion laughs, waving a dismissive hand, but he pauses after a split second when a thought occurs to him — Mydeimos is no ordinary person. He’s not just anybody. He’s a virgin prince who just recently turned of age, who’s only heard screams of terror across battlefields, and has never spoken to a woman other than his mother. He could barely flirt to save his life, and has zero knowledge on aspects of romance, let alone executing it. Besides the literal essence of it.
“Oh my god,” Hephaestion whispers, mortified. “You asked a hot courtesan to spar.”
“We conversed,” Mydeimos adds, exasperated. “And we bathed together.” As if that would help.
“Laid and bathed!” Peucesta howls, because apparently drunken Peucesta had selective hearing — not like he could hear the majority of the conversation.
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“Well? How did it go, Mydeimos?” Gorgo asks over dinner after a few days, looking across to her son expectedly.
“Good,” Mydeimos responds. “He has accepted my courting.”
And so begins, the most chaotic misunderstanding of Amphoreus.
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Hands Calloused, Heart Worse by Lunaeryi
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
18 Nov 2025
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Phainon's just a broke, country-bred good guy trying to survive city life, charm old ladies, and maybe flirt with the man who keeps stealing his coffee. He wasn't planning on falling for him. And he definitely wasn't planning on him being the CEO of the company merging with his.
Mydei's been doing just fine ignoring his feelings and hiding behind overpriced coffee and his resting bitch face, thank you very much. But somehow, this annoyingly charming man with calloused hands and a sunshine grin keeps getting under his skin.
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AUIUUGHSHSGWHSHAHAHQ
CEO MYDEI OF KREMNOS AND OFFICE WORKER OF OKHEMA PHAINON (where okhema is “collaborating” with krenmos, meaning CHANGE in the office is about to occur, to all the dread of the office workers)
meanwhile oblivious farmer boy trying to make a living while supporting the tuition of his sister cyrene and IMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS TO MYDEI BEING CEO DKWBSKWJAK
starts out as enemies and then friends and THEYRE SO CUTE DKWNSKQJWJQ
WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN THEY KISSED AND THEN MYDEI WENT AHEAD AND RAN AWAY ONLY TO REVEAL HIMSELF TO BE CEO, WHAT HAPPENED TO RUNNING AWAY NOT BEING A WORD IN THE KREMNOAN DICTIONARY
biting at my teeth as we speak
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