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Kakashi shoots his shot for a couples' costume
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The Not-Fake Fake Relationship [FIC/ART] by xenosimp for Pure_Anon
Fandoms: Archie Comics
24 Oct 2025
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Betty is tired of always playing second fiddle to Veronica. Luckily, there's someone else who's ready to make her his first choice.
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Rumi has everything. Almost.
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One Hell of a Date by xenosimp for hlae
Fandoms: 千と千尋の神隠し | Sen to Chihiro no Kamikakushi | Spirited Away (2001)
30 May 2025
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The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
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...to fall in love
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Yamaguchi and Tsukishima are pushed together by their friends. And also by fate. But mostly their friends.
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Sua died for Mizi once. Now, it's time for Sua to learn how to live for her instead.
(Or: Years after the ALNST Tragedy, Mizi discovers a way to bring Sua back.)
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31 Oct 2025
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There's something about the man wearing the skeleton mask. Something familiar.
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Or; you once had an innocent crush on a tall, awkward lad named Simon Riley. Ten years later, you cross paths with a ghost in the military.
Will span two time points. Time skip happens at chapter 19.
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27 Oct 2025
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She thinks it’s a joke at first when she finds out that Joel’s a patroller, too. She’s a veteran, so it was a simple thing for her to be assigned to the work as well, but the idea of gentle, loving Joel with a gun in hand, fighting and killing, is almost laughably absurd.
She doesn’t know how anyone could look at the man who spends hours on the porch with his daughter patiently teaching her guitar and think “yes, he’s good in a fight.” She doesn’t know how anyone could look at the man who regularly scoops up his fussy nephew and soothes him with an experienced parent’s deftness and think “yes, he’ll absolutely kill without hesitation.” She doesn’t know how anyone could look at the man who lets his teenager manhandle him to steal his food right off his plate because it makes her laugh and think “yes, he’s ruthless enough to take out a threat.”
She doesn’t know how anyone could look at Joel Miller and think he’d be a good patroller, and day by day, she worries about it more and more.
(a newcomer to jackson meets joel and thinks he's FAR too soft to be a patroller) (ft. outside pov of joel being a somft girldad) (and somft, period)
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11 Sep 2025
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jail(baby)bird by PenAndInkPrincess
Fandoms: The Last of Us (Video Games), The Last of Us (TV)
01 Jun 2023
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“983,” the guard calls, clanging a baton on the bars of the cell. He doesn’t bother to look up, very busy tracing out the state of Texas in the lines on the wall. He’s found four of them so far. He’s trying for a fifth. “New buddy.”
He does exhale through his nose at that, slightly amused to find out what new victim they’re offering him this time. He doesn’t have a great reputation with his “buddies,” the fuckers attached by handcuff to their cellmates to make it harder to escape, a standard practice in FEDRA prison. He’s gone through four now, each and every one of them trying to pull a power play by picking a fight.
It hadn’t gone well for any one of them.
“Try not to kill this one too quickly,” the guard says, and there’s a certain amount of anticipatory glee in the man’s voice that sets off a quiet alarm in his head.
He lifts his head, needing to see what makes this new inmate so special.
And looks right at a kid who can’t be older than 14, absolutely swamped by a prison outfit meant for someone about three sizes larger.
A girl, in the middle of a men’s prison.
(an AU in which ellie and joel meet in a fedra prison)
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11 Sep 2025
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suitcase full of stars by BarlowGirl
Fandoms: The Last of Us (TV), The Last of Us (Video Games)
20 Dec 2024
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She picks up the keychain. It only has one key on it, and it’s a boring keychain, just one of those stretchy plastic bracelet ones that look like hair ties.
But it’s still a house key.
“You’ve known me for less than eighteen hours.”
“Highlight of my life,” Joel mutters.
Or: Another foster kid au!
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11 Sep 2025

