yLemonster
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"He has a raging fire, burning in that chest with a rhythmic intensity; it has a melody to itself, an incinerating sun that pulses with the most fierce passion and love."
Dimitri's POV.Written mid-first campaign when i was falling in love with this story for the first time.
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A short DeeDee-themed poem about religious guilt and traumas that i wrote back in november 2022.
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Monsters' Dread by yLemonster
Fandoms: The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals - Team StarKid, Black Friday - Team StarKid, Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
30 Jul 2021
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(Rectification of the lack of Hidgens x McNamara (this fic is under maintenance))
P. E. I. P has rescued a kooky, reclusive man that was found bleeding out -naked and armless- in the middle of the Witchwood Forest; he suffered some sort of attack by T'Noy Karaxis while it made its escape from the field team. After the attack, the man presents signs of being affected by paranormal, extraterrestrial, AND interdimensional phenomena, so naturally, P.E.I.P has no choice but to keep him.
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Consequences come for Marta. Blanc gets caught up in the mess. There’s only one person he can call to help them get out. Luckily, Father Jud’s door is always open.
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- Part 2 of Found Family Detective Agency
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His first mistake is not picking up the phone.
In Jud’s defense, it’s been a long fucking day. And not one that he’s keen to recount.
He’s kept the damn thing turned off for most of the day. As a rule, he stays fairly available on Sundays, but—well, extenuating circumstances call for extreme reactions. Thankfully, he had kept enough of his head after Mass to force a shutdown instead of what he wanted to do, which was to hurl it against the wall and watch it shatter into a million tiny pieces.
Night is young, though.
Or: A Wicks truther comes after Jud in the middle of Mass. He's fine. Benoit disagrees.
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18 Jan 2026
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short silly n sweet :3 platonic judblanc's really cute. also marta my beloved
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"You know, in nine months, you never once confessed to the sin of masturbation."
Benoit closes his eyes. His stomach sinks. Wicks has thrown a punch, and Benoit doubts Jud even sees it yet.
"Yeah, well, forgive me if your rectory isn’t the most welcoming environment," Jud scoffs. "I figured you would string me up for breathing in the wrong direction, let alone getting jizz on anything. After nine months of listening to your demented bullshit and feeling your eyes on my back every waking moment, I’m not sure I can even get a boner anymore!"
Wicks stares at Father Jud for a long, tense moment. Benoit sees nothing in his hazel eyes, not a goddamn hint of thought or emotion.
“Ye of little faith, Father Jud,” Wicks says coldly. “I think we should test that theory of yours.”
Jud freezes, a deer in headlights. He doesn’t say anything for a long time. When he does speak, he doesn’t ask the question Benoit thought he would. He does, however, ask the most pertinent question.
“We?”
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16 Jan 2026
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what a ride. made me insane in the head. really good, like truly, honestly, a masterpiece.
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damascus, absolution, and star wars by i_regret_thatpersonalityquiz
Fandoms: Knives Out (Movies), Wake Up Dead Man (2025)
15 Dec 2025
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Benoit forces himself to look up at Jud from where he was attempting to decipher the Father's scribbled notes. Jud stands there, shaky hands hanging loosely at his sides, in his dark sweater and grey sweatpants that Benoit knows are only staying up due to the efforts of some tightly-drawn drawstrings. Hair dripping, cheeks rosy, eyes bloodshot, beautiful.
Road to fucking Damascus.
or: the days and months following martha's death
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Everything is chess, except chess which is about sex.
In which Benoit Blanc gets hustled, Jud gets what he wants, and nobody can keep their metaphors straight.
Chess, boxing, and a little musical theater finally bring our two protagonists together.
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05 Jan 2026
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hehehehe. the chess one :) smiles gayly at you. jud being a little shit is peak characterization.