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Brrring...
Ford's head snapped up, eyes narrowing. The phone? Who on earth would be calling him at this hour? Certainly not any of his professors. One of his colleagues? More likely, but he had told them repeatedly not to call him late at night.
Irritation flared.
The man made his way over to the landline, glaring for a brief moment and imagining letting it ring–
Brrring!
–But who knew how long they would try to call him for. He wasn't keen on adding a headache to everything.
This had better be important.
With a long-suffering sigh, he picked up the phone, "Hello? Stanford Pines speaking."
A pause. Then:
Hello, this is Head Nurse Vandermeer from Henry County Hospital, calling regarding a John Doe patient currently held in the ICU...
And Ford's world, so simple, tipped on its axis.
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or: Ford gets a call regarding Stanley's failing health in the hospital. It all goes downhill from there.
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15 Jul 2026
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Bill Cipher strikes a deal with the Axolotl. If he is able to show genuine love for another being in seven weeks, he will be free from the Theraprism. But the salamander played him: he wakes up on a beach as a powerless being. But this isn't an ordinary beach and he will soon have to deal with two of his worst enemies... Who are just a pair of twelve year old kids.
AU where Bill Cipher is sent to Glass Shard Beach and ends up attached to the young Stan and Ford Pines
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Gravity Falls stories that, well, specifically revolve around old men having angsty moments. Because there's plenty of material for both in this fandom, am I wrong?
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two old men join the war against drugs (on the side of drugs) by cottonmouthcandy
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
21 Feb 2025
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“You won’t get high with me?” Stanley scoffs. “After I made Soos make brownies for us?”
“I worry about your sense of employer-employee boundaries. And we launched yesterday, when did you two exchange–?”
”What boundaries?” Stan asks, then waves it off, “Whatever, details schmetails, morals later, drugs now!”
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02 May 2026
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the stan’s being high together is my roman empire. do read. this fic is hilarious
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Stan Pines and good decisions go together like oil and water. His latest bad decision? Going home for Hanukkah. Blame it on a phone call, a guilty conscience, or just plain stupidity. Whatever the reason, Stan's rusty El Diablo is pointed towards Jersey, and there's no turning back now.
Snow's falling, tempers are rising, and Stan's stuck in the middle. Happy freaking Hanukkah.
(NOT ABANDONED. IK IT LOOKS LIKE THAT BUT IT ISNT)
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21 Apr 2026