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Draco Malfoy, CEO of Malfoy Holdings, is busy with work and needs to get his matchmaking mother and a host of rapacious society gold diggers off his back.
Hermione Granger desperately needs cash to care for her parents who are suffering the effects of a backfired memory charm reversal.
Draco’s solution: Hire Granger to be his fake girlfriend.
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“Granger, I don’t have time for courtship. I’m too busy for champagne and flowers and coddling a needy witch. I just need someone to accompany me on business dinners and when I go to galas and cocktail parties without the complications or expectations that a girlfriend would bring.”
“Why me?” she asked.
Draco gave her an ironic look. “Because you’re the last witch who would ever want to marry me.”
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05 Mar 2026
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Hermione and Ron apply for their marriage license, only to discover Hermione is more than a Muggle-born, and she's bound by an ancient magical contract to marry the one person she despises more than any other.
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22 Feb 2026
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The Best (Worst) Birthday Party Plan by Elle_Mariet
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Feb 2026
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Draco Malfoy has a flawless plan to make Hermione Granger fall in love with him.
Step one: throw a massive birthday party and invite literally everyone.
Step two: very pointedly do not invite Granger.
Step three: wait for her to show up furious so he can lure her into a private room and kiss her.
Unfortunately for Draco, Granger is much smarter than he is.
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21 Feb 2026
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"I don't want your pity, Granger," he seethes. "I'm still in your debt. I haven't made amends yet."
"Oh, so you're planning to?" she asks more cheekily than she is feeling.
Malfoy's eyes flash as if she had challenged him to a duel.
"Is there something you need? Just say the word and I'll give it to you. Or do you prefer actions? I'm willing to do fucking anything..."
Hermione's heart is beating indecently fast. She masks her fascination with a sceptically raised eyebrow.
"Anything," she echoes.
"Anything," he confirms.
"All right, then. For starters, I'd like you to stop crowding me against this bookshelf."
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05 Feb 2026
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Hermione Dagworth-Granger had a bright future ahead of her as she returned to Hogwarts for her 6th year. She would work hard for her NEWTs, achieve the highest scores in Hogwarts history - take that, Malfoy!- and enter a potion and alchemy apprenticeship to follow her ancestor's footsteps and become a pioneer in the potion world.
Only for Harry to best her in the first potion class of the year and win the vial of Felix Felicis that should have been hers.
If only Hermione could explain how her plan to brew a little Liquid Luck for herself led to her holding hands with the bane of her existence -Draco Malfoy - while eating breakfast in the Great Hall.
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02 Feb 2026