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David [1:30 pm]
You’re dealing with Roland the next time he comes in or I will murder him.
Patrick [1:32 pm]
But I already have a very cute “my boyfriend is in prison” look prepared.
David [1:33 pm]
Mhm you think you’re so funny.
Patrick [1:34 pm]
It’s only a matter of time, David. I knew that going into this.
David [1:35 pm]
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David [2:35 pm]
Bob just left and I now know some very disturbing information about a woman named Gwen. When are you coming in?
Patrick [2:36 pm]
It’s my day off, David.
David [2:37 pm]
I know but I’m bored. And kind of lonely…
Patrick [2:38 pm]
Is that so?
David [2:38 pm]
Mmhm.
Patrick [2:39 pm]
Why don’t you go into the stockroom and grab hold of that thick, hard… broom handle and sweep the floors.
David [2:40 pm]
I hate you.
Patrick [2:41 pm]
Oh? Because I have it on good authority that you love me.
David [2:41 pm]
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Patrick [4:00 pm]
Hey, David. How did that sweeping go?
David [4:05 pm]
The store has been too busy to “sweep.”
Patrick [4:06 pm]
Ah, that’s too bad. I was hoping to get a selfie of you holding the broom handle.
David [4:07 pm]
You can hold your own broom handle tonight thanks so much.
Patrick [4:50 pm]
See you around 6?
David [4:51 pm]
It’s a date.
Patrick [4:52 pm]
Hey, David?
David [4:55 pm]
Yea?
Patrick [4:56 pm]
I’ll sweep you off your feet tonight.
David [4:56 pm]
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