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John Dory and his brothers were going to trollstopia after getting Floyd back from the fame-succubi Velvet and Veneer.
It was quiet in Rhonda. Poppy and Branch were asleep while JD was in the front driving. “It’s going to take us a little while longer to get to Troll Village.”.
And as soon as Poppy heard 'Troll Village'. She shot up and shouted, “It’s Trollstopia!!” Branch was a little nervous when she shouted and flinched.
"Poppy, stop shouting; you know it reminds me of when grandma got eaten.” “I thought it was because you’re a tiny bit noise-sensitive?” Poppy tilted her head and said she was confused as to why her princess was lying.
Clay then rolled their eyes and shrugged their shoulders. ”Typical John Dory always gets things wrong.” “I.Do.Not!” “Yuh-huh” “Nuh-huh!”. “Guys! Stop, you know Branch is noise sensitive!” Branch whined as he clutched his ears in pain.
John felt like Narch could do things by himself without using the queen for everything.
"Look, Narch, you gotta stop having this tantrum. I know I walked out on you first, but this is so inappropriate of you!” JD claims he raised his voice at the end. Arms spread out in disbelief.
Branch was having a meltdown on the cold,hard, and dirty ass floor. John had his musty paws on. All of the noises and how it reminded him of his grandmother, who got eaten by a Bergen when he was four.
Poppy saw this and felt bad for her girlfriend. “I’m sorry, Nar-I mean Branch, for not minding my vocal tone.” He looked up at her. Eyes glistening with tears.
Bruce looked over at the scene that was playing out. Seeing Narch’s annoying face. Eyes rimmed red and snot everywhere. “Bleh- disgusting…” Bruce whispered to himself.
“It’s okay, Branchie. You’re still my muffin!” Poppy exclaimed, eyes wide with admiration. Branch stopped his crying, then snuffled his nose. ”-sniff- r-really?” “Duhh! You’re my princess. Aren’t you my princess! I will always love you, Na-Branch!” Poppy says as she gives kisses to Branch’s tear-stained cheek. ”I’m your princess!” Branch as he childishly giggles.
John Dory watches this play out. He put Rhonda on autopilot, so he can watch it.
He swears Narch is a dramatic pussy who somehow pulled a queen and is now enjoying being called a princess.
John isn't homophobic or anything… but this gives him the chills. Maybe because he had trolls just like that.
John Dory facepalms and sighs very loudly. That wakes up Floyd, who was sleeping after being used as a troll microphone. But then go back to sleep.
Bruce was having a terrible day. His brother had yelled at him for a mistake he didn't even make. He swears that if JD calls him by his dead name again, he’s gonna-
As he sat on the couch, he couldn't help but let out a loud sigh and facepalm. Just then, in the passenger seat, Floyd stirred awake.
He rubbed his eyes and looked at Bruce with a confused expression. "What's wrong, Spruce?" Floyd asked. Bruce simply shook his head. "It’s Bruce now; John Dory is being annoying again with his-well with everything." Floyd patted his paw sympathetically and said, "Well, I’m sorry he’s making you feel frustrated."
“Bruce, how has Branch been doing since I went to sleep?” Floyd says, "Oh. Narch has been acting sort of prissy. However, that’s just his typical behavior.” Bruce folds his arms. Floyd frowned upon that.
Bruce looks over at the lovesick couple and Mr. Lonely. Then he nodded his head in shame.
Bruce knows that JD has moments when he needs attention, even though he can’t spell rhythm or dinosaur. Oh, Bruce remembers the band days where John had to get their 11-year-old sibling to read and spell words for him. Then denied it. Those were the good days.
Rhonda suddenly came to a huge stop. The RV shook, causing Branch to fall to the ground. “AHHHHH!!” He screamed and cried dramatically. “Snuggle-Muffin!” Poppy erupted ,quickly going down to his aid. “Are you okay, baby? You need me to kiss it better?” Poppy then gives sloppy kisses to his face while hugging him. “LETS GO, LOVEBIRDS!!” John screams, jealousy in his eyes.
Clay helped Floyd up and outside so he wouldn’t stress himself out while walking. Poppy sprinted towards her father in anger. “WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME I HAD A SISTER!” Peppy then put the pep in his step to get away from the pink fireball. “You were too young to understand, Poppy!” That only made her even angrier. Poppy tried to grab on to her father; her boyfriend stopped her.
"Poppy, this isn’t like you! You can’t act like this if I carry our children! So please calm down; all we need is some rest. Okay?” Even though Poppy is an Alpha... She had to listen to her mate. "Alright, then I know you’re sleepy because of the Perfect Family Harmony. Come on, let’s go to my pod.”
Afterwards, she picked Branch up bridal style. Branch started to purr loudly. Poppy looked down and smiled, walking towards her pod.
The brothers looked at the scene playing out; some were disgusted (John Dory) and others were happy that their younger brother has someone who loves him.
“I swear I hate the gays.” John looks at the couple while crossing his arms. “John. I’m gay as well.” Floyd looks at his eldest brother in disbelief. “No,no, no you’re different.” “How??” John just smiled as he walked to the town-square of Trollstopia. “I fucking CANT with that guy!?” Clay rubbed their temples. “Agreed.” Bruce and Floyd added on.
Peppy had a urinary accident after his daughter scared him.