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GC > curtis gang🔥‼️
12:26am
two-bit🐭: when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go
horseman: are you okay?
texas: its been a long fucking day two bit
texas: WHO CHANGED MY NAME
horseman: lmao
horseman: wasn't me though
johnnycake: :)
texas: goddamnit cade
texas: im not texan
steven: mind you if it was anyone else theyd be being hunted down by now
texas: do YOU want to be hunted down
steven: no I would not
steven: WAIT WTH WHO CHANGED MINE
horseman: :)
steven: YOU LITTLE SHIT
two-bit🐭: no one answered my question
texas: bc it was a dumb ass question
two-bit🐭: hey!
steven: CHANGE IT BACK
texas: whats wrong steven, isnt that ur name?
steven: NO
horseman changed steven's nickname to steveothy
johnnycake: sobbing
two-bit🐭: HAHAHA
texas: ha steveothy
steveothy: WHAT THE HELL???
steveothy: WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN
horseman: you know what it means
steveothy: KID I AM GOING TO GUT YOU
texas: thats no way to talk to a child now is it steveothy?
steveothy: says the guy who chases and terrorizes random kids for fun??
horseman: excuse me I'm fourteen
texas: and how does that change anything
horseman: I'M NOT A CHILD
texas: whatever you say kid
Superman: Why is this chat blowing up?
two-bit🐭: DAR i have an important question
Superman: Okay?
two-bit🐭: when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go?
Superman: Keith please go to bed
two-bit🐭: darry please
steveothy: wheres soda hed change my name back
Superman: Sleeping like the rest of you should be, go to bed
Superman: It's a school night
horseman: I'll change it if you give me a ride home tomorrow steve
Superman: Ponyboy
steveothy: ugh fine
horseman: :D
Superman: Bed now or I'll come and take that phone
horseman: okay okay!
8:12am
pepsi: lol
pepsi changed steveothy’s nickname to stevothan
horseman: AKSSHSJAK
stevothan: SODA WHAT THE HECK 💔
two-bit🐭: betrayal of the century
stevothan: what happened to our bromance bro 💔
pepsi: bro wait im sorry 💔
stevothan: its to late 😞
stevothan: its over bro
horseman: too*
johnnycake: in the middle of their divorce damn
texas: it is 8 in the goddamn morning
stevothan: fuck off ponykid
horseman: then learn basic grammar
pepsi: bro please…
stevothan: no bro
stevothan: this hurts me more than it hurts you
stevothan: goodbye bro.
pepsi: NO BRO DONT GO 💔☹️
horseman: yes please go
stevothan: …
stevothan: hey bro, i think i forgive you
horseman: NO
pepsi: really bro? 🥲
horseman: STOP
stevothan: yes bro ❤️🩹
pepsi: ❤️🩹
texas: eugh romance
pepsi: its bromance
texas: just romance with a b man
horseman: I WAS NEARLY FREE AGHHHH
stevothan: :)
pepsi: why are u such a hater pony 😞
pepsi: i thorght youd support me
horseman: thought*
stevothan: yeah pony bit homophobic of you
horseman: WHAT
johnnycake: 💀
texas: whatd the gays ever do to you kid
horseman: I'M NOT HOMOPHOBIC
pepsi: so u support me and steve? 🥺
horseman: …
horseman: I support you but not steve
stevothan: well f you to then
horseman: too*
stevothan: 🖕
Superman: Steve Soda don't you both have work? And don't swear at Pony
pepsi: aw shit
stevothan: CRAP
two-bit🐭: can confirm hes homophobic he ignored darry for a week when he walked in on him and paul making out
horseman: I don't care that it was a man I cared that I saw my brother doing that in the first place
horseman: and never remind me of that again I nearly had to bleach my eyes out
texas: FUCKING WHAT
johhnycake: !?!?????
johnnycake: sorry???
texas: SUPERMAN WHAT
horseman: wait you guys didn't know?
texas: DOES IT LOOK LIKE WE KNEW
pepsi: YOU WHAT DARRY WHAT
pepsi: WHAT THE HECK DAR
stevothan: paul as in paul fucking soc holden?
Superman: Two…
two-bit🐭: sorry supes, i thought they knew 🤷♂️
pepsi: NO I DIDNT KNOW
pepsi: PONY WHY DIDNT U TELL ME??
two-bit🐭: he refuses to ever talk about it
stevothan: acting like he saw the unimaginable horrors 😭
johnnycake: tbh that is pretty horrifying to think about
horseman: I lost my innocence that day
Superman: We were literally just kissing
horseman: and I've never looked at you the same since
stevothan: damn okay
texas: i dont think i ever will either
texas: kissing a fuckin soc of all people
two-bit🐭: hes right actually you had so many other options
Superman: Can we please stop talking about my love life and focus on what we should be doing
Superman: aka school and work🤨
pepsi: we are talking abt this at home
GC > bro bros <3
8:20am
organised chaos: dar you do know that I don't actually care you're a boy kisser right?
organised: Yeah I know pone, it's okay
chaos: i also dont care! i was joking!
chaos: kind of
chaos: i mean paul, really? theres so many better men out there
organised chaos: and how would you know
chaos: …
organised chaos: wait
chaos: 💕💜💙
organised chaos: ykw shame on me for not having known that looking back on everything
chaos: i guess i never even considerd the whole coming out thing, just didnt think it was a big enough deal or that youd care tbh
organised: Well
organised: I guess it runs in the family
chaos: pony to?
organised: its only a matter of time
organised chaos: wth are you gonna send the gay fairy after me and shove skittles down my throat or something
organised: I will if you don't put that phone down and get to class
organised chaos: sir yes sir
GC > sandwich 🥪
3:02pm
bread: im bored im taking you guys to the dingo after school
jelly: no choice i see
bread: ponykid needs to eat more anyway
jelly: careful you'll get your ankles bit
PB: I eat plenty?
PB: and I'm not a kid
bread: whatever you say kid
PB: AND I CAN REACH HIGHER THAN HIS ANKLES
bread: buck lent me his car ill be there in 5
jelly: lent it to you or left the keys in a snatchable place?
bread: tomayto tomahto
jelly: right right
DM > Ponyboy Curtis + Steve Randle
3:14pm
BigNose: where are you
Ponykid: what?
Ponykid: why're you looking for me😭
BigNose: bc im picking you up today???
Ponykid: oh shit I forgot abt that, sorry but dally already picked us up
BigNose: oh my GODDD
BigNose: can i at least have my name changed since i went through the effort
Ponykid: no <3
BigNose: GODAMNIT
GC > skittle squad
6:48pm
curnelius cornman: hey pony
curnelius cornman: ponyyyy
curnelius cornman: PONYBOY
curnelius cornman: @MyLittlePony
MyLittlePony: what
curnelius cornman: could i pretty pls with a cherry on top have the answers for our science class homework?
MyLittlePony: … what
curnelius cornman: pls🙏
MyLittlePony: you, curly shepard, care about homework?
dr multilevel marketing: well clearly not if hes asking for answers
curnelius cornman: fuck off goldilocks
dr multilevel marketing: 🖕
ginger (derogatory): Please don't get into another one of your pissing contests I can't take it anymore
MyLittlePony: since when do you care enough to bother even taking it home?
curnelius cornman: can a man not want to do some good deeds
Captain Queerknob: YOU certainly cant
curnelius cornman: excuse u i can do good deeds
MyLittlePony: give me one example of a good deed you've done
curnelius cornman: ive donated to charity before
dr multilevel marketing: with what money?
curnelius cornman: DONT ACT LIKE U AINT POVO TOO
Captain Queerknob: ladies ladies calm down
dr multilevel marketing: 😒
MyLittlePony: what charity?
curnelius cornman: uhhhh
curnelius cornman: cancer
MyLittlePony: what cancer?
curnelius cornman: the box in the school admin office
ginger (derogatory): Oh my gosh 😭
MyLittlePony: wha
MyLittlePony: are you fr
Captain Queerknob: the 1 where you get a chocolate for a 1 coin donation? 💀
curnelius cornman: hey that counts
MyLittlePony: no it does not
dr multilevel marketing: im just surprised he didnt steal the chocolate and the box
curnelius cornman: STFU MARK U STEAL ALL THE DAMN TIME THATS WHAT U WOULD DO
MyLittlePony: what do I get if I give you the answers
curnelius cornman: uhm
curnelius cornman: 5 bucks
MyLittlePony: where are you going to get those five bucks?
curnelius cornman: i have my ways
Captain Queerknob: if by ways you mean giving him some of the bet money then yeah
MyLittlePony: bet money?
curnelius cornman: WTH how do u even know abt that
Captain Queerknob: angela
curnelius cornman: goddamnit
dr multilevel marketing: ew
curnelius cornman: i will jump you jennings dont test it
ginger (derogatory): Please don't
MyLittlePony: what bet???
Captain Queerknob: he bet tim 30 bucks that he'll be able to not flunk at least 1 class this year
MyLittlePony: that is sad
curnelius cornman: aye not all of us are gifted curtis
curnelius cornman: now can i have my answers or what
MyLittlePony: yk I think darry's calling…
curnelius cornman: WAIT NO
curnelius cornman: my extravagent, beautiful, wonderful, not a baby curtis pretty please with 8 bucks on top can i have the homework answers 🙏
Captain Queerknob: please speed I need thisss
MyLittlePony: extravagant*
curnelius cornman:
MyLittlePony: fine
curnelius cornman: :D
dr multilevel marketing: always the damn cat images that get him
Captain Queerknob: 🏳🌈?
dr multilevel marketing: aye aye i already came out
Captain Queerknob: omfg not YOU
ginger (derogatory): Why am I here again?
curnelius cornman: cus ur the only soc we can stand
dr multilevel marketing: and you were apart of that history project too
ginger (derogatory): Don't remind me
MyLittlePony: I still can't believe we passed that
dr multilevel marketing: genuinely did it with a dream and the power of friendship
Captain Queerknob: what friendship we all hated each other you and curly still do, the only 1 who was friends with everyone was pony
dr multilevel marketing: where do you think he got his nickname from
ginger (derogatory): Creating this chat for that project was a mistake
Captain Queerknob: no i love this chat
MyLittlePony: you just like drama scout
Captain Queerknob: thought our friendship was real 💔
MyLittlePony: I never said it wasn't what are you even tryna guilt trip me for
Captain Queerknob: damn okay then, someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed
MyLittlePony: -_-