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  1. 46

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    "I can't keep kissing strangers and pretending they're you..."

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    Names of Living Retired Agents:
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    [REDACTED] Reinstated.

    Q crosses out the last name on his list of retired agents on a Friday. On Monday, he is flying tens of thousands of feet above an ocean that looks ready to swallow him.

     

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    Five times Bond tells Q it's all right, and it's true. And then of course, there's the one time it's not true at all.

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  3. 37

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    "You can come with me and at least let me scan your head for fractures, or I can shoot you somewhere non-lethal and then you'll definitely end up in Medical."

    "You don't like guns."

    Q blows out a breath. "No. I don't. Problem?"

     

    Bond returns from a mission with visible head injuries. Scanning his skull with Q Branch's equipment gives Q a chance to observe the agent up close, but it also gives Bond opportunities to further confound Q.

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    Bond rolls forward, although his usual liquidly graceful movements are stiff from his injuries. Q doesn’t startle, too used to Bond’s antics over months of travelling together, although his breath does hitch when Bond sweeps his fingers under Q's glasses, brushing lightly against the dark bruises Q knows are still there.

    "Think of this as a vacation,” Bond says. “You haven't stopped at all since we left London."

    "A vacation," Q says incredulously. "With the scorching sun and questionable water and unreliable food supplies and a heightened chance of tropical water-borne diseases, and all my equipment sunk in the ocean."

    “With the briny air and an abundance of wild and sea life and limitless possibilities," Bond counters, "without alerts or surveillance or the need to stare at a glowing screen for hours on end.”

     

    (Post-Spectre mission fic, where the mission is to survive being stranded on a desert island, and shutting down Spectre's operations is a critical but secondary objective reserved for after they get off the island.

    But when did MI6's missions ever run according to plan?)

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  5. 44

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    Bond wakes up disoriented in MI6 medical. Unsure of where he is or how he got there, he takes a couple members of the staff hostage. Q tries to talk him down, but Bond isn't sure whether the Quartermaster is real of a hallucination.

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  6. 36

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    "And your eyesight does not define you as a person, Bond. Neither does your job. Did I ever let you quit on a mission?” Q asked.
    “No, but this isn’t . . .”
    “I don’t give a fuck what this is. You didn’t quit then, I will not let you quit now either. You are my agent and I am your Quartermaster. We work together to get the job done . . . Any job.”

    Bond is caught in an explosion and wakes up blind. What is a spy going to do when he can't see his target?

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  7. 40

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    Immediately following the events of "Untouchable," James Bond has to learn—yet again—that everything has a consequence, and that trust can matter more than love.

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  8. 15

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    "Wait, you haven’t heard about the android?"
    "It’s the first time I hear about it."
    "Well, no surprise there. You just got off the plane, and this is a fresh rumour. Couple of weeks ago we heard that an android occupies a managerial position at MI6."
    "That’s against the law," Rodriguez raised an eyebrow.
    "Exactly. But so far he — or she — has been successful at hiding their true identity."

     

    Illustration by the world's best artist MigraineSky

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  9. 99

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    003 has been healing for what seems like forever, and now that he finally has clearance to get physical, he's itching to take it to the extreme. An agent is only as good as his ability to take out a target, after all, and Gregory Hind is out to prove that he's still capable of doing just that. Unfortunately, things don't go quite as planned, but the consequences of his actions could effect more than just his pride. With the possibility of Q being taken away from Bond being one such consequence, he now has a mission of his own making - to set things right.

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    In which Q is seven, Bond is very much out of his element, and the world is about to get a taste of what a child super-genius can do when he only trusts one person. Period.

    James Bond was used to dealing with two things, generally: guns, and people trying to shoot him with guns. Usually, the second was a problem, and could be solved with the first. Kids were neither as dependable as guns, nor was it socially acceptable to shoot them if they became threatening.

    And how funny was it that one of Britain's best agents was more terrified by having to deal with a seven-year-old enigma than he was of facing a score of enemy sharp-shooters?

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    003 nearly died trying to save Q, but the blame for Q's kidnapping still falls on his shoulders. Now little-Q is on a mission to make him and everyone else realize that it wasn't his fault.

    Or, the one where little-Q makes a lot more sense than his adult counterparts and isn't afraid to show it.

    (A sequel to Only_1_Truth's fic titled "Attack-Dogs Make Great Babysitters")

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  12. 2

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    A timeline that shows how all the 2.5 Holmes 'Verse stories, including the snippets from 50 Reasons, fit in relation to each other. Links are provided to the story/chapter where the event is mentioned or happens. Now with an additional chapter containing list of characters.

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    Prompts from tumblr, describing James' and Q's life from different perspectives, in different situations and even from other worlds...

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  16. 38

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    Q and James Bond had a child. Her name is Lily.

    On our prompt fill blog, we were asked for an AU with Bond/Q having a child. Lily Bond appeared. Matters degenerated. She now has an entire story arc and life, in tandem with Hamish Holmes. They grow up together, John is the only sensible human being around, MI6 is dangerous, Hamish is precocious, and Lily and Mycroft are very close indeed.

    HOORAY!

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    Lucius curses Harry and Draco into a forced marriage. They're only required to live together, not be together, and so they try to date other people. But over time, things change.

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    Bond and Q agreed: their relationship was nothing more than physical. Until it suddenly isn't.

    (Or alternatively: The one in which Q gets sick, Bond takes care of him, and the truth comes out.)

    2/10/2014: Now available in French courtesy of the wonderful Belle Pimprenelle!

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  19. 15

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    Risico
    Dutch [Noun] Risk
    Italian [Verb, present tense indicative first person singular form] To risk

    Q is at Q-Branch when Bond breaks into his flat. There're risks in the presence of unusual felines. Q's risk assessment programme is put to the test.

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