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Absolute Bangers from Various Fandoms ✨🩵
A personal collection of fanfics from about 200 different fandoms. Every story and new entries are read in full before being added – no skimming, no skipping. I only include fics that left an impression, whether it made me laugh, cry, or just sit in stunned silence.
Think of this as a chaotic but heartfelt archive of the ones that stuck with me.
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If All my Dreams Were Turned Upside Down by Machina_Fun_T
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
02 Nov 2024
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Darth Plagueis is slightly more ambitious and slightly less focused on his Sithly Alchemy. Darth Sidious is kept on a slightly shorter leash. They have... different visions for the Clone Army Plagueis decided to create. Sidious is kinda upset.
The Jedi have been taking requests directly from groups of concerned citizens on the planet who have concerns they feel are too big to be addressed by planetary officials (or that officials will ignore). The Senate decides they don't like this. The Jedi can change or leave. They leave.
This changes a lot of things - but some things, no matter the universe, stay the same. One such thing is the way the Jedi treat the clones with decency and respect. Another is just how much everyone else really, really doesn't. But a world where the Jedi cannot openly stand between the clones and everyone else is a world where everyone else can escalate to horrifying degrees.
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Wherein transmigration occurs, but not everybody gets to start out as a baby. ANBU Dog is also, by far, the worst captain ever, and Kagura very much does not recommend working with him because he’s a loony piece of shit.
A gripping tale of ANBU shenanigans, disturbing romances, and excessive gore. Highly self indulgent.
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- Part 13 of lulu's self insert fics
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Harry: walks to his death so Voldy can get his shit popped like Bellatrix
Death: swinging a leg bashfully with toe pointed so their massive pitch-black cloak swishes, fidgeting with their scythe, “you want me?” -
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In fates crucible, the department of mysteries a weaver pricks her finger, and Sirius Black lives, instead Harry Potter falls into the veil and comes back— changed
With the ghosts of half a century past lingering in his shadow, one in particular resting on his shoulder, neither quite dead nor alive.
or, in which Harry travels to 1979 and it changes everything
(This is a story of fates, of gods, of death, and the time that swallows them all.)
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Oya Manda'lor! by Cloud__Chaser
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
02 Apr 2022
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After giving up his child to Luke Skywalker, Din Djarin has found himself without a purpose. Filling in the gaps by completing bounties for Boba Fett, Din comes across a strange artefact that leaves him stranded in time.
Who knows, maybe Din's complete lack of knowledge of the world outside of the outer rim will lead to the fall of the empire before it even begins...
Warning: A loooot of swearing!
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- Part 1 of Oya Manda'lor!
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Reincarnation, she thinks, would be a lot more interesting if she were not predestined to die.
( From fire, genocide, amber lead— take your pick. )
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- Part 1 of of omens, signs, and reckonings.
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Recommendation Letters from Hell by WardofWinters (QoLife)
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
08 Jan 2023
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Percy really didn’t expect that many of his enemies to write him a letter of recommendation, it was more of a joke that he threw down that note asking for it with an explanation of how it worked (and some griping about the Gods). So the several hundred letters delivered to him by a very deadly hellhound was extremely unexpected.
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- Part 7 of Queen's Crack Fic Camp
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What do you want me to say, darling?
That I'm sorry?
Because I'm not.-----------
Everybody knew it. It was an unspoken truth. There wouldn't be any Wizarding World without the Farrows. If the Sacred Twenty-eight were a royal court, the Farrows would be the royal family.
Always perfect, always proper, always in the highest positions. Prefects, head boys/girls, headmasters/
headmistresses, ministers. The Farrows ruled their world ever since the first Farrow was selected to be taught by Rowena Ravenclaw.Ruthless, clever, and calculating. That's how they climbed to the top and stayed there for a millennium.
But as their empire crumbles beneath their feet under the pressure of upcoming war, will they stay true to their family credo?
Per aspera ad astra
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Ten years of life at the Dursleys have healed Alexandra Potter of any good feelings she might have towards her aunt, uncle and cousin, leaving her friendless and sarcastic about life. On her eleventh birthday, a letter sent by a school of magic may give her a providential escape. Except, of course, things may not be that simple for a girl fan of the Lord of the Rings...
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One summer day, he sees Voldemort on his neighbor's roof. And it all came crashing down.
Armed with a stabbed diary that oddly brings him comfort and a ring that feels important, Harry is ill-equipped for the summer ahead.
On his neighbour’s roof, staring directly at him, was Voldemort.
It would be comical if it wasn’t for the struggling muggle teen in his grasp.
Mockingly, Voldemort held up a scrap of parchment. ‘Surrender yourself, or the muggle perishes.’
Harry ducked away from the glass and got his writing supplies out. He held the parchment to the wall as he wrote, with a quill this time.
‘I don’t negotiate with terrorists. I’m going back to bed.’
He wiggled it into the corner and left the sight of the window. There was a strangled scream he tried to block out. In bed, he piled his blanket over his ears. Bottom of the line, he needed sleep.
And who was he to intervene? Every damned time he did, the person ended up dead or injured. Cedric, Sirius, and countless other friends had suffered under his supervision.
Harry was done playing saviour.
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Bookmarked by PurpleLikeTheLastColourOfTheRainbow
17 Aug 2025
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Ch.59
Greatest tom/Harry fic I have ever read 🤧🫶