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    Danny doesn’t have many people to turn to about the minor issues in his life. So he does what any normal teenager in today’s time does: makes a post on Reddit.

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    Harry Potter was absolutely, unashamedly, done.
    First, Voldy uses a Ritual to bring his pasty snake ass back to life, killing Cedric- which, by the way, thanks for the extra trauma.
    Second, Harry goes through a lovely year of being tortured with a damn writing utensil and ends up in Azkaban after the Battle of the Department of Mysteries- which Dumbledore chose not to prevent.
    So, y'know, fuck him.

    One year later Harry gets released... only to find out he has to go back to the Dursley's; which, no thanks- his cell in Azkaban was looking rather comfy, in comparison to that hell hole.

    Luckily for the plot, Sirius knows of Harry's true parentage and decides it'll be better for everyone if Harry just pops over to America to be emancipated so he could then live with his godfather; it's not like this Tony Stark guy will put up much of a fuss right?
    Right???

    Gods, Mercenaries, Super-spies, romance and a Headmaster who won't let his weapon go-

    What could possibly go wrong?

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    Harry wasn’t able to get a good look in the box until after the Quidditch Cup fiasco, and has still yet to have a moment alone with Ron and Hermione to mention it. Even now, on the train, Neville, Ginny and Luna are with them. They’re his friends too, yes, but this is about his mum, and Ron and Hermione are his best friends. He wants to tell them alone. Together. He wants them to know. To help him. He can’t figure it out without them, that’s for damn sure.

    And there is plenty to figure out. Starting with that book.

    Or,

    During the summer before fourth year, Harry happens across a box of his mother’s things in the Dursley’s attic. With it is a warded book, Lily’s diary. Together with Ron, Hermione and their friends, Harry works to unlock the book, and uncover the secrets hidden between its pages.

    A story about a dead woman’s diary, a complicated, bitter man living deep in denial, a vulnerable boy and his found family, and a bathroom on the second floor of Hogwarts.

    Or,

    Harry, Hermione and Ron exist. Chaos ensures.

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    Harry is accused of burglary. The Dursleys leave him to rot. Dumbledore sends Snape to remedy the situation. Harry finds himself in the care of an irate Snape. Not slash, gen-fic w/ focus on Sevitus relationship. Angst galore. Warnings: coarse and suggestive language, mentions of abuse/neglect. Un-betaed and un-Britpicked.

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    29/?
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    Zuko was not a good shifter.
    Azula could switch between her wolf and human skins between steps. Not Zuko, he needed several minutes before he even started the shift, and that was on a good day. If it had been Azula who Animal Control found in that alley, they would have walked away convinced that their eyes had played a trick on them. There had never been a dog there.
    But Zuko's long transformation would have only revealed his kind to the world. Father may think he has no honor, but he wouldn't stoop so low as that. Even if that meant being dumped in animal shelter, trapped as much by the 24/7 security cameras as by the cage bars.
    He had the worst luck.
    -
    "Come on guys!" Aang said as he lead his friends through the clamoring barks of the shelter. "I want to show you my favorite dog! He's a sweetheart."
    Aang lead the pair to where a monstrous beast of a dog was growling with raspy barks loud enough to drown out the rest of the shelter. His bright white teeth contrasted against golden eyes and a bright red scar that stretched over the side of his face as he lunged against the cage door.
    Sokka laughed nervously. "Did the word 'sweetheart' change meaning when I wasn't looking?"

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    “You find anything incriminating?” Rossi asked.

    “I was able to differentiate between two distinct voices, two authors. I found various idiosyncratic words, phrases, punctuation, and orthography within the blog entries consistent with each separate person, words like ‘soda’ and ‘pop’. One guy uses dashes while the other uses ellipses.” Reid chuckled to himself as he turned back to the crime board.

    “Where’d you find this kid?” the police officer whispered to Rossi.

    Rossi leaned closer to him. “He was left in a basket on the steps of the FBI,” he whispered conspiratorially.
    (04x12)

    (AU in which Spencer was actually abandoned as an infant and raised by David Rossi)

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    Ms Engelbrecht has always encouraged him to reach for more than his limited imagination can conceive. In this case, the results are beyond them both.

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    AU where Zuko realises early into his banishment that Ozai is an abusive bastard who sent him on a wild goose chase. Iroh turns their decommissioned warship into a floating tea shop, and Zuko settles down as a tea server onboard the Jasmine Dragon.

    And then, years later, the Avatar emerges from the iceberg.

    And then Aang decides that he wants Zuko, the first good firebender he’s met this century, to be his firebending teacher - even though Zuko wants nothing to do with him.

    Based on this tumblr post.

    (Please note: This fic is technically unfinished/abandoned, but contains end notes with my original plans to wrap-up the fic)

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    Zuko believes that resisting his dragon transformation is the most painful thing he could ever experience. His father proves him wrong.

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    Set at the start of book five. The ever-busy Dumbledore is a little delayed in sending that howler to Petunia, and so when Vernon insists that Harry needs to leave the house as he's clearly a danger to the family, Harry is packed and down the road with no protest, causing the blood wards to break. The Dursleys instantly become a vulnerable target for Death Eaters, and Harry himself is snatched by a Death Eater, but it's Severus Snape and this is coming from a Severitus writer so you've likely already figured out where all of this is going.

    ***

    Snape didn’t become Harry’s guardian because he wanted to be. He did it because it was the best option they had at the time.

    Snape didn’t start giving Harry Occlumency lessons because he wanted to help him. He did it because it’s what the headmaster told him to do.

    Snape didn’t grow to care about Harry because he wanted to. He just did.

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    Rated T for explicit language and heavy topics

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    What happens when Dumbledore takes precautions to ensure Harry's safety after his return from the graveyard? A visit to the Dursleys and a summer alone with Snape of course! But as Harry struggles to tolerate his local irate potions master and recuperate from the events of the graveyard, new dangers arise and secrets begin to pile up.

    Join us for a bit of hurt/comfort, some found family, and lots of chaos!

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    When HYDRA sends The Winter Soldier to bring them the four-year-old Boy Who Lived, the outcome is not what they expected.

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    AU. Nine-year-old Spencer Reid is brilliant, but he's too young to fully grasp the trauma threatening to bury him. Alex Blake buried her nine-year-old son and accepted that she just wasn't meant to be a mother. The BAU team takes on a case that ends up throwing them together, and Spencer is sent to live with Alex and her husband, and everything changes.

    (this is the Spencer Blake AU)

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    Zuko makes a mistake, sticking around long enough for his father the regain his fire bending. He realizes just how grave of a mistake that is when his little sister takes the blow for him.

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    “We look exactly alike. We have the same birthday. You don’t know your mom, I don’t know my dad, but yet our parents knew each other before we were born.”

    Harley narrowed his eyes. “What are you suggesting, then?”

    “I don’t know,” Peter admitted. “I guess just, like, what are the chances?”

    ***

    15 year olds Peter Parker and Harley Stark had never met before starting the summer internship program, but both were aware that they were the children of very prestigious people in society, that they were the potetional heirs to 50% of Stark Industries, and that their respective parents kept a lot of secrets from before they were born. Netheir could have imagined that their births were the biggest secret of all. Iron Family Parent Trap AU!!!

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    “I am not cute! I will crush my enemies!”

    But these people – her parents – had only smiled, and said –

    “Of course you will, darling.”

    “And you’ll make sure they never get up again.”

    And, well. Wasn’t that refreshing?

    OR

    Azula is reborn into the Uchiha clan. It's not half as bad as she thought it would be.

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    Severus vaguely remembers a poem that Lily had written and read to him once, he had found it dark and macabre. She had been glowing at her success in writing something she had deemed ‘perfection’ at the age of ten.

    “Sometimes destruction is in your veins.” Lily’s voice echo's to him, reciting that fucking poem.

    “In your blood. Burning and boiling. Blistering and hurting.” She says in a too-bright voice, practically vibrating with excitement and nerves.

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    Fire Lord Ozai has been defeated by the Avatar. Fire Lord Azula is insane. Fire Lord Zuko spent the night before his coronation in jail.

    AU where Zuko nevers joins the Gaang, and instead become the firelord. Inspired by MuffinLance's Towards the sun.

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