GO Human AUs
Not always fully human (fae and vampires and sirens oh my), but all AUs in a completely outside canon setting.
(Open, Moderated)
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It's supposed to be an exchange. An arrangement. Something to make them both feel better and less lonely. But Crowley's never had the brightest ideas.
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This isn’t your average coffee shop AU.
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With room themes such as Escape Eden, The Roman Ruse, Bastille Breakout, and Soho Heist, Infernal Escapes is one of the most popular escape rooms in all of London.
Jaded and adversarial, Crowley has worked at Infernal Escapes too long for his own good. But when kind and eccentric Aziraphale Fell comes in alone as a player, Crowley finds himself fascinated, falling hard for this clever man and his vast talent.
Aziraphale has always wanted to try an escape room, and the experience is better than his wildest dreams. And if he can’t stop thinking about his handsome gamemaster… well. He must just really love escape rooms, mustn’t he?
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This was a kinkmeme prompt and as usual I can't do better than to paraphrase the OP :
Aziraphale is a frumpy, middle aged man, who's closing in on 50 : he's spent his entire life alone, mistreated by his family, and living like a modern times hermit in his familiar, reassuring bookshop. He thinks it's too late for passion. But he hopes that, maybe, he could find a companion for his latter days.
Crowley has spent his entire life having a wild time: parties, sex, rock n roll, all that jazz. He flew through the 80s, the 90s, the new millennium like a car on fire. He thought he had time, thought he'd be young and surrounded by people forever, thought with fling after fling after fling, someone would find him. Someone would look at him and choose him. But no one ever did.
To paraphrase (again) - they turn to an arranged marriage company. And they fit..
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The sleepy town of Tadfield is thoroughly shaken by the arrival of DI Crowley. Where barely anything ever happened before, there is now a bustle of low grade criminal activity, and everyone knows where to point the blame. Gabriel thinks he's a bad omen for the town, many others are quick to agree. Meanwhile, Aziraphale from SOCO just thinks he's hot. Ridiculously so.
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Two London snobs (accomplished professionals highly respected in their fields, thank you very much) are forced to stop and reconsider their life and career choices after a horrible summer. Strongly encouraged by their entourage to take a break and reconnect with nature, whatever that means, they find themselves on the same idyllic Scottish island by some strange twist of fate. New neighbours and temporary owners of two nearly identical cottages that are in desperate need of new plumbing and better kitchens, burned out actor Aziraphale and disgraced chef Crowley can’t stop running into each other.
Autumn on the Isle of Skye is rainy and lonely, and everyone needs some company. And if the company is so good that parting seems unbearable, it’s just part of the magic of the island, surely. Afterall, they only have one autumn.Series
- Part 1 of to the moon and to saturn 🪐
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every day is a holiday (when I'm near to you) by sunrisesinthesuburbs
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
11 Jan 2025
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It's Christmas at the Maldives, everyone.
(Well, it's a ten day Christmas wedding extravaganza at the Maldives.)
(Erm, well, it's the wedding of Aziraphale's brother, the homophobic bully who saw the light, and it would be just so embarrassing to show up without a date. Thankfully, Crowley is a lovely, lovely friend. This is what friends do, isn't it? No fuzzy feelings involved whatsoever.)
Pack your sun cream and your Christmas spirit, and get ready to party!
(Well. Remember to avoid the zumba class at all costs. And don't get your feelings in the mix. Piece of cake.) -
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Aziraphale, having inherited his great uncle's bookshop and a good deal of money to boot, is looking forward to his first ever Christmas away from his judgemental family. At a Christmas tree farm, he meets a delightful employee named Crowley, who shares his love of silliness and Shakespeare. For Crowley, this Christmas is the second since his mother passed away. He has no family or friends to speak of, and barely gets by on his wages, but is determined to stay optimistic, though he struggles with his mental health.
From chance meeting, Aziraphale and Crowley go on to take comfort in each other's company, overcoming the sadnesses of their pasts to find their way towards a merry little Christmas in the present.
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- Part 1 of What Fools
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Oh, Billy Brown! by mostlyeffable (Quint_Essentially)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Mar 2025
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Aziraphale Fell had lived an ordinary life, two kids, a job, and then the cautionary wife.
While it was all going accordingly to plan, then, Aziraphale fell in love with another man.~
https://youtu.be/NCCHxlsNM_w?si=nQVzY6ZZJPfErxmi
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Crowley meets Aziraphale Fell at a film premiere and is told,quite confidently, that he’ll probably marry him.
Crowley thinks that’s ridiculous.
A few hours later, he realises it might be true.
Then Crowley’s father dies, and timing becomes everything it never is.
Three years pass before they meet again, this time as co-stars on a BBC drama, older, steadier, and still unmistakably drawn to each other.