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    Little Lightning by

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      One longer fic and a second that is a missing scene from the first.
      1) Vernon went too far with 4 year old Harry. Poor kid got knocked unconscious. Vernon loaded a still unconscious Harry in the car, drove for a while and dumped his nephew in an abandoned field. Sometime later, a good Samaritan driving by saw something in the field, and found Harry when he investigated. The man took Harry to a hospital. Since Harry had nothing to identify himself, the doctor ran a DNA test hoping he'd find a match somewhere to help find a family member. Much to their surpruse, they had one hit, a paternal match to an Anthony DiNozzo Junior in the States. A phone call gave Tony the bare bones of the situation. Tony had a son who was in hospital. When they said he'd been found due to a DNA match, Tony agreed to go to London asap. Tony packed, spoke to Gibbs, who was very understanding and supportive, remembering his late daughter Kelly. Gibbs signed off on LOA paperwork and explained the situation to Leon Vance, who was also understanding, being a father himself. Gibbs had Tony over for cowboy steaks that evening and said he'd take Tony to the Airport. Gibbs also offered for Tony and Harry to stay in his house to start because Tony's place only his the one bedroom.

      Tony's uncle, Lord Clive Paddington, met him in London with his family's solicitor. When they saw Harry, they recognized the famous scar! Tony got read in on Magic, and the Wizarding World. They also told him what they knew of Harry's past, and his fame. Clive took Tony to Gringotts the next morning for an inheritance test. The Goblin test showed tiny was indeed the Father of Harrison Tonio Potter. James was listed as Stepfather. Dumbledore was listed as magical guardian (illegal.) Tony himself was magical! His magic had 90% block placed on it, by his mother, probably to protect him from Senior. The solicitor got the Dursleys to sign over their guardianship.
      When Harry woke up, he was able to tell what had happened to him.
      Dursleys arrested!! Both sentenced to long terms. Dudley sent to foster care.
      Harry's inheritance test showed blocks, compulsions, and a horcrux. The goblins also fixed some of Harry's bones, and removed as much scar tissue as they could from Tony's lungs. The Goblins were also able to produce a passport for Harry. Turns out Dumbles had his sticky fingers in Harry's vault. He funneled money into the Bird Fund, and to the Weasleys. They came up with an excuse to get the whole family to come in and get tested. They had all been potioned, except Molly and the youngest 2. Bill and Charlie weren't Molly's. Molly and Arthur weren't married. The real wife was Cassiopeia Black. Arthur and the kids were very upset. Also, somehow, Molly was having 1/2 of Arthur's pay diverted to her private account. They got purged!
      Back in DC, Gibbs, Tony and Harry were slowly becoming a family.
      Gibbs had been read in on magic earlier in his career. Ducky was a wizard.
      Clive and Ducky warded Gibbs house and Tony's apartment, after they found that Ziva broke into Tony's place because she was upset that Tony hadn't told her where he was going before he left. It was the last straw for Tony. He'd compiled a list of all the incidents involving Ziva. The break in, insubordination, ignoring chain of command, writing reports in Hebrew. Vance got IA involved. Turns out Ziva had never gone through FLECT. she was eventually sentenced to Gitmo.
      Harry finally met Tony's whole team. Ziva replaced by Ellie Bishop.
      Harry went to a primary school with a mixed magical/muggle curriculum. He made friends his own age.
      Tony and Harry both got tutoring. Tony in magic. Harry in magic and mundane subjects.
      Tony and Gibbs started dating. Gibbs took Tony and Harry to Stillwater to introduce them to his father.
      Harry and most of his friends decided to attend a magic school in DC.
      When Dumbles found out harry was missing!?! He found out about the Dursleys being in jail. He reacted down Tony. Albus, Minerva and Severus went by illegal portkey to retrieve Harry. Uncle Clive and Tony installed a Fool's Downfall at the front door of Gibbs house. When the trio from England arrived and went through, Min and Sev had all spells, compulsions, illusions removed and obliviates became noticeable. Minnie looked younger, Sev's hair stopped being lank and greasy and became glossy and curly, and his nose got smaller! Everything removed was recorded in a book inside. Gibbs and Tony obviously were not on board with letting them take their son. Albus attacked.They fought back. Then local aurors arrived and took the trio in. Dumbles was banned from the USA for life, lost his position at ICW, and lost trust from Hogwarts staff.

      2) One shot of Tony and Gibbs teaching Harry to shower and helping Harry get over his fear of running water.

      Really good storyline! Recommended!!

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    Slip of Words by for GhostIsReading

    Fandoms: NCIS, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    02 Feb 2022

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    Gibbs and Agent McGee are stuck in Autopsy while Tony DiNozzo is at Bethesda. So, they call in the next best person to help solve their case, Tony DiNozzo's husband.

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    Hidden Legacy by

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    29 Jan 2019

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      Only one story in series. 😫

      Great story! I hope that there'll be more someday.
      Arabella Figg gets worried about Harry. Albus is unconcerned. Mrs Figg contacts Minerva McGonigall, who decides to investigate. Minnie is horrified by Petunias "care" of Harry. Min gets Petunia to sign over custody. Min knows ahe needs to get Harry somewhere safe before Albus finds what she's done. Min has an old friend in Paris, a War Mage, Agnes, who is connected with the ICW. Min gets to Paris through Gringotts. It seems that Min and her mother were both honorary members of Griphook's clan. Through information Petunia reluctantly shared Min finds out about a cousin who was very close to Lily, an American...Tony Dinozzo. Switch scene to Tony's apartment. He answers his door to find Kelly Gibbs, Jethro daughter standing there. She has a man with her. They're both ICW Aurors, there to find out if Tony will take custody of Harry. They tell him that Lily and James were killed six months ago and that Harry survived it but was given to Petunia. Tony says he'll do it! So next they have to tell him about magic. (Yes, L.J.Gibbs knows about magic. He just doesn't know that Kelly's an Auror.) Kelly portkeyed to Paris...Tony loved it! They're at Agnes' home. Tony learns about house elves, and meets Min and Harry. Everybody gets along OK. Tony and Harry really like each other. Finally they find copies of the Potters wills. (the Potter solicitor kept an extra copy that no one knew about.) The will names DiNozzo as a potential guardian for Harry. They're planning to go through the ICW World court to get legal custody of Harry before Albus or the British Ministry find out they're even trying to get custody. Tony is thinking about adoption. It's starting to look like Harry could become a DiNozzo!

      Story ends there. 😱😫😭😭😭

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    Goblets, Goblins, and Godparents by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, NCIS: Los Angeles  

    22 Jan 2020

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    Years after Harry left Britain for the United States, he's compelled to return when his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire. Sequel to "The Godmother."

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      Thus is almost a comedy if errors, except it's not funny, it's proof how sad things are in Magical Britton. Nobody in Britton offers an excuse or apology for Harry's name coming out of the Goblet of Fire despite the fact that he'd been living in Los Angeles for about 3 years. Plus nobody can produce the rules of the TriWiz Tournament, or what exactly the binding contract consists of, yet they all agree that Harry has to participate! They have nothing tangible to back that statement up.
      G Callen, Sam Hanna, Hetty Lange, Nell Jones, Sam's wife and kids, and Eric Beale, plus Sirius Black and a woman named Alexandra, all show up for all three tasks. This mostly follows cannon.
      1st task) Nell got satellite photos of the Forbidden Forrest. They clearly showed what kind of dragons and that all four dragon types and that all of them are nesting mothers. Harry talks to his dragon. He convinces her to let him take the fake egg.
      2nd task) Fleur's hostage is Gabrielle, Krum's hostage is his father or some ià close male relative, Cedric's was Su Chang And as for Harry...they took Hermione Granger!! Harry was frantic! Eric Beale and Nell helped set up a video screen, and each champion would have a camera drone following them. Fleur never got passed the grindylows. When she didn't arrive at the Mer village, Harry rescued Gabrielle as well.
      3rd task) Their plans included expecting Voldemort to try and get Harry, either from in the maze or right afterwards. There was a similar video screen/camera set up as at the last task. Before Harry took hold of the TriWiz trophy cup, he grabbed the drone following him, and it was taken to the cemetery with him. The crowd all had a drone's eye view of everything that happened in Little Hangleton. Sam Hanna, Kensi Blye, and a squadron of warrior Goblins engaged the enemy when a restrained Harry was hit with a crucio. Voldy had already summoned his Death Eaters, and they were aiming to kill, throwing AK's, cutting, blasting, and bludgeoning charms and spells. When the dust settled, Team Harry had won. All the DE's were dead or injured. Tom was wounded and missing his wand arm courtesy of Harry. Callen called for Harry to finish him off. So people could see him fulfilling the prophecy. Harry was shaking so badly from the cruciatus curse, G took his wand and handed him a gun. With Callen's help Harry managed a double tap to the head. Harry, and Callen the trophy to return to Hogwarts with Tom's body. Fudge and Umbridge were loudly calling for the Aurors to arrest them for murder. Fortunately Amelia Bones was also there and directed her Aurors to go to the cemetery, identify the bodies and get the wounded to healers. It took intervention from the Queen to shut Fudge down. Elizabeth had been attending in disguise. Somebody in the crowd cast an AK at the Queen. Hermione transfigured a thick six foot high wall around them in time to block the AK!! Harry was treated at St Mungo's. Nate Getz was brought in as a mind healer/Psychologist to help Harry deal with shooting Voldemort. They were all planning to go to Los Angeles. Dumbles tried to convince Callen that Harry would be better off staying at Hogwarts as opposed to living with a murderer! Callen took exception to being called murderer for defending a child who was being tortured, and then defending himself. G also stated some of the reasons Hogwarts wasn't safe...Quirrelmort, cerberus, troll in the school, Harry getting entered in the TriWiz against his will, getting kidnapped, nesting mother dragons, and the TriWiz trophy being tampered with!! Albus couldn't deny that those things happened. So Harry went home to LA, the Grangers moves there, as did Sirius Black. The Queen fired Albus from the headmaster position!

      Great story! Sequel to The Godmother on AO3 by the same author.

      Highly recommended!!

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    Who Shot Severus Snape? by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, NCIS  

    05 Jun 2015

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    Someone shot Snape, and the Department of Magical Law Enforcement is stumped, so they call in the new Wizard Criminal Investigative Service team to investigate.

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    Echoed In the Wells of Silence by

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    To Tony's surprise, not a sound emerged from his throat. Instead of the ruined squeak he had managed on Friday and Saturday, this time there was nothing.

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    Decision Rejected by

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    22 Nov 2024

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    What would have happened if Kate Todd had been escorted off of Alpha Foxtrot 19000 after President Bush boarded the backup plane.

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    Bad Time For A Good Samaritan by

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    Caught in the wrong place and time, Bill needs help escaping the clutches of NCIS’s premier team. Enter Harry Potter, Head of the Aurors. Not that they can tell NCIS that…

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    Harry and NCIS by Lord Vader [archived by ]

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    11 Apr 2012

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    Harry gets adopted by NCIS

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    Strange Drinking Buddies by

    Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel: the Series, NCIS, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Supernatural  

    17 Nov 2013

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    Four very different people gather at a bar to have a drink.

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    Farewells and Celebrations by

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    24 Apr 2016

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    Tony says goodbye to the team before going off to meet with his new boss.

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    Clearing The Air by

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    Abby finds some evidence that needs to be dealt with before the air can be cleared with the MCRT.

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    When in Buffalo by for didbuckygetaplum

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    01 Dec 2023

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    It’s their first holiday season without her.

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    The Water Is Fresher On The Other Side Of The Pond by for NicoDiAngeloLover7

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, NCIS  

    09 Oct 2020

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    After the War Harry joins up with the Aurors but only six months in he suffers an injury that would see him on permanent desk duty. Two years later and with Death Eaters still not captured Harry is sent abroad as their Terrorist Specialist.

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      After the War Harry joins up with the Aurors but only six months in he suffers an injury that would see him on permanent desk duty. Two years later and with Death Eaters still not captured Harry is sent abroad as their Terrorist Specialist. He works for the FBI, technically, MACUSA actually. He ends up as Tony DiNozzo's next door neighbor. Harry sees Tony limp home after a rough case. Then he sees him leaving after only 12 hours downtime. He asks why? And aren't you supposed to get 24? Tony shrugs and says its a hot case. A marine died on a routine night jump. Both of his chutes failed to open. They have a suspect early on. Gibbs doesn't want to wait for forensics, he wants a confession. He has Tony go up with the deceased''s team for their next jump! They get the confession. While trying to stop the team killing the perp, Tony is accidentally thrown out of the plane. It's his first parachute jump! Tony lands badly, but insists he's fine. The new neighbor insists Tony is Not fine! Harry was told a wizard owns the apartment building and that everyone who lives there is either Wix or in the know. Harry asks Tony, are you magical or not? Tony admits to being a hedge wizard. Barely more than a squib. Harry says its enough to bring you to a magical hospital. They floo there. Tony has torn ligaments in his knee, a concussion, bruised back. He's told they've fixed most of the damage, but Tony will have to wear a knee brace for a week. Harry makes him promise that he'll report his injuries to medical. Tony gives his paperwork to Ducky who gives him one week medical leave, and to go back home. Gibbs doesn't argue Ducky's orders, and also tells him to go home! This is where it stopped!😳😩😵😱😱😱

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    Better Than Home by for NicoDiAngeloLover7

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, NCIS  

    14 Dec 2021

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    Harry enters the wizarding equivalent of the Witness Protection Program and starts a new life in America.

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      SPOILERS AHEAD ! ! ! Fav! Cute! Fluffy!

      Harry is being sent back to Durskaban. He's still grieving the death of his godfather, Sirius. His 'friends' aren't being at all supportive. To make matters worse, once the train arrived at King's Cross Station, Harry spotted a group of people who wanted to speak to Vernon! Mad Eye, Tonks, and four Weasleys, Arthur, Molly, Fred and George. They wanted to warn Vernon that he'd better treat Harry right over the summer. Harry tried to disease them to no avail. He could see his Uncle turning various shades of red to live to purple in his rage! Harry figured he'd have to pay for every perceived insult that Vernon felt was aimed his way...in other words, every word after 'hello.' Harry got another surprise when they got to #4 Privit Drive. Remus was waiting inside with Petunia!!! Remus told Harry they were leaving! Remus disguised Harry and took him to Gringotts. Harry Potter and Remus Lupin went in, Henry Blackwood and Rhodrick Moone walked out. They went to America. Rhodrick took Henry out to a bar to celebrate Henry turning 21. When Rhodrick went to the loo, Henry was hit on by Tony DiNozzo!! Tony was actually undercover, hunting a serial rapist. When Rhodrick left, Tony spotted his suspect heading towards Henry, and got there first!
      The next day Henry was at MACUSA for Junior Auror training when he saw Tony! "Turns out that Tony is a squib that sometimes works with MACUSA if he comes across a case that is magical in nature. The rapist that he caught the night before was a wizard, a weak one but still a wizard, so he had to be processed at the MACUSA building in Baltimore where Henry happened to be signing in for his second week as a Junior Auror."
      Henry thanked Tony for intervening and asked him out to lunch again as thanks. Lunches became more frequent, 10 years later they both worked in DC and lived together, very happily!!!

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    The Difference Magic Makes by for NicoDiAngeloLover7

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    31 Jan 2022

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    NCIS episode: SWAK

    Harry Potter is Dr Brad Pitt’s Nurse

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      Great little fic!! Kate is unreal! Bashing ahead!

      Harry is Dr Brad Pitt's nurse. Brad tells him to get the isolation room set up, for up to 4 people. He's going out to meet up with two people. One opened the envelope containing white powder. The other hopefully only has a head cold. Brad comes back with two people. "One is a woman who seems too smug for the position that they were in and the other: a man that was unfairly attractive."

      “I'd like you to meet Nurse Harry Potter, your duty nurse for tonight.”

      “Nurse, these are Agents Caitlin Todd and Agent Anthony DiNozzo.” Pitt continued with the introductions.

      “Kate, please.” Her voice was thick and nasally, she must be the one with a cold.

      “Please, call me Tony.” The attractive man gave him a lazy smile.

      “Ahem.” Pitt cleared his throat. “As a precaution, I'm starting your prophylaxis with streptomycin.”

      “Prophylaxis is a measure taken for the prevention of disease, Tony.” The woman, Kate’s voice was rather irritating.

      “That's why I use them.” Tony said with a forced grin. Harry didn’t understand what he meant by that, but he had a feeling that it was a joke, so he laughed making Tony’s grin more natural looking.

      “Oh, you don't want to encourage him,” Kate rolled her eyes.

      “Right.” Harry frowned at her attitude but decided to ignore it for now. “Um... take any beds you want, you guys.”

      “Thank you, Nurse Harry.” Tony winked before heading to the first bed he saw. Kate headed to the bed next to it and made herself comfortable and shot Tony a glare.

      “But it's prudent to keep some separation in case one of you has been infected.” Pitt pointed out

      “Thank you, Doctor!” She motioned for Tony to be the one that moves

      “Brad. We're informal here.”

      “Kate.”

      Harry and Pitt moved to the observation room to keep an eye on the patients.

      “I see you and Agent DiNozzo seem to be getting along.” Pitt commented.

      “He’s cute.” Harry shrugged nonchalantly.

      “Maybe once this is over you could ask him on a date.”

      “I just might.” Harry grinned behind his face mask.

      “Tony. Tony, please.” Kate begged. “We're stuck here together. Can we just make a pact? Until we're out... I won't make fun of all the stupid things you say, and you won't tell me any more film scenarios. Deal?”

      “Deal.” Harry was suspicious about how easily Tony gave in.

      “Thank you.” Kate sighed with relief.

      “Harry.” Yep, he knew it.

      Harry turned on the mic to reply. “Yes?”

      Instead of telling Kate more film scenarios, Tony intercommed Harry and talked movies with him!!! Test results came back, Kate was in the clear. Tony had plague!!! They managed to get Kate to leave for her own safety, (She didn't want to leave Tony by himself.)When Harry got the chance to speak privately with Tony, Harry asked him what he knew about magic. Tony admitted his mom was a squib. Tony asked if magic could cure him. Harry said yes if he was a wizard, but it didn't work well on no-maj. Tony said he was a hedge wizard, did that count? Harry said he had to call his superior. Harry floo called his mentor and asked if there was anything that could cure a hedge wizard of the plague? The answer was yes! He sent the potions through the floo to Harry, with instructions on when and how to take them.
      Harry explained the treatment to Tony and he was cured the next day. Tony still had a fairly long rehab to get through to heal the damage that had already occurred.

      Harry goes rushing into the bull pen, asking where Tony is. Only Tony could almost get blown up on his first day back to work!!! Harry arrived as Tim was asking Kate how she felt about Tony, Tim thinking it was deeper than work colleagues.

      “I certainly hope not.” Harry couldn’t help but comment as he approached. Kate and the other man turned to face him in surprise.

      “Nurse Potter?”

      “Who are you?”

      “Harry?!” That was Tony’s voice.

      “Tony? Are you lying on the floor?” Harry peaked around the desk to see his boyfriend on the floor.

      “Boss told me to lie down.”

      “Not here.” Speak of the Devil. Gibbs walked into the ballpen and noticed Harry. “Take him home.”

      “Yes, sir.” Harry crouched down next to Tony and offered his hand. “Come on babe, I’ll make you your favourite.”

      “Babe?” Kate exclaimed in shock.

      “You’re gay?” The other man said not so quietly.

      “Bi, actually.” Tony drawled as he accepted Harry’s hand. “And only if you add extra marshmallows.”

      “Of course, it’s not hot chocolate otherwise.”

      “He came back too early.” Gibbs commented. “I’ve cleared him for another two weeks of medical leave. Tie him to the bed if you have to but keep him out of the office!”

      “Boss!” Tony sqwarked.

      Harry threw his head back and laughed.

      THE END

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    First Assumptions by

    Fandoms: NCIS, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    23 Jan 2022

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    Tony finds it offensive when Kate makes a comment that he would prefer an obedient woman for a wife. He found that would be nightmare for him not that he would tell her that.

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      The Good Wives Club. Female Petty Officers are going missing, only to be found months later, dressed as a 50's bride, dead, emaciated, with a book on how to be a good wife, in a replica 50's style room. Chained to a wall. Tony and Kate are processing the latest crime scene. Kate notices the book and says it was describing Tony's dream girl! Tony says it doesnt! Back at MTAC Kate keeps needling Tony. Tim agreed with Tony about some relationship advice.

      “He can… give good advice sometimes…” McGee mumbled.

      “Like about his next conquest,” she muttered.

      “Uhhh… I don’t think his wife would actually appreciate that…” McGee mumbled.

      “What?! Wife!?” Kate repeated, unable to believe what she was hearing.

      “That so hard to believe Kate?” Tony smirked, “that I actually would be married.”

      “Did you just hook up with her and decide that you had to marry her?” Kate lifted an eyebrow at him.

      “No, actually. I dated for several years before proposing and I will have you know. They loved the ring.”

      Kate was slack jaw.

      “She’s actually pretty nice,” McGee brought up.

      Tony’s lips twitched when he said she.

      "Nice?" Kate repeated.

      "Uhhh... yeah... didn't seem half bad to me," McGee stuttered.

      Kate scoffed.

      Tony arched an eyebrow, "what don't believe that I could have someone fall for me?"

      "Knowing you, DiNozzo... she had to have two big assets to get you to even look at her."

      Tony scowled, “for your information, Agent Todd, they didn’t have none of those assets. I noticed because they saved my life.”

      McGee kept his mouth shut, unsure if he had made the situation worse by mentioning that the Senior Field Agent was actually married. He wondered if Gibbs knew…

      Tony had a satisfied grin on his face as Kate muttered underneath her breath." She hadn't noticed his careful use of them/they pronouns! They had recovered a beetle from the scene. It could be found in Florida where there was another missing Petty Officer. Once in FL Tony was surprised, “Harry?!” Kate once again inserted foot into mouth up to the knee.Kate looked at Tony in confusion as McGee had a secret smile on his lips.

      It broke the conversation as the older male turned to the voice and almost fell in surprise.

      "Tony? What are you doing here?!"

      Tony shrugged with a grin, “same as you, I suppose.”

      "Dr. DiNozzo—" the NCIS agent woman tried to gain his attention once more. It wasn’t too successful.

      "Dr?" Kate repeated, puzzled. "You never said you had a Doctorates degree?"

      Tony shook his head, "wrong DiNozzo. Never went for my Doctorates, unlike some people..."

      Harry rolled his eyes, "unlike you... my profession requires much more than a simple Masters... or two..."

      Kate turned, "wait you have two Masters?!"

      "Not the only one, Katie... McGee can tell you that much," Tony replied.

      "I am Harry DiNozzo," Harry's hand was outstretched.

      "Kate Todd. How are you--?"

      Harry smirked, "I happen to be his husband. Though next time warn me when my work will interfere with yours? Hmm..."

      "Would prefer the warning myself," Tony grinned.

      "So... the married comment was true? And the perfect wife..."

      "All true," Tony confirmed. "Though I wouldn't be able to deal with that kind of a perfect wife. Harry keeps me on my toes."

      “Damn right,” Harry muttered.

      Kate turned to McGee, “you knew about this!?”

      McGee didn’t have a chance to answer before Harry did it for him.

      “Why did you say that DiNozzo had a wife?” Kate wanted to know.

      “Might want to be more specific when you use last names, Agent Todd, since we do share the same last name,” Harry reminded, his voice slightly cold.

      McGee got a little defensive, "I didn't say that Harry was a woman... you drew that conclusion."

      “You said she,” Kate reminded.

      “Only after you thought Harry was a woman, its not my job to remind you that Tony could have been married to a man or woman.”

      Kate looked at them, for once, she was at a loss for words.

      “You got called in for the Petty Officer?” Tony directed his question at Harry.

      Harry nodded, “since the call from D.C. that the Petty Officer Swain could be found alive, I was called.”

      “Why?” Kate asked.

      Harry carefully observed her for a moment, “I specialize in PTSD, can almost be considered a Psychologist. Four months in captivity can cause a lot of damage, Agent Todd. Especially regarding what her current mental state would be.”

      Ohhh…”

      Tony snickered.

      They found her alive through infrared scanning. Stockholm Syndrome. She kept asking for Brett. Crosschecking for anyone on base named Brett they found the perp. Case closed!!

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    18 Feb 2022

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      Harry left Britain after defeating Moldy Shorts! MACUSA gave him the equivalent of WitSec. He's now officially Harry Potts! (Hey, no one said American wizards are any more competent than their British counterparts!) MACUSA got Harry a mail room job at NCIS, because SECNAV was in the know about magic and wanted an undercover wizard in place to stop threats! One day Harry witnessed Gibbs head slap Tony. He saw red and was shocked that no one else reacted to it in any way! The next morning he confronted Gibbs and verbally eviscerated him over it!! Shockingly, Gibbs listened and agreed his behaviour needed to change! Tony saw this little short mail room guy rip Gibbs a new one, and was shocked when Gibbs did indeed change! Harry had compared Gibbs to his Uncle Vernon. Jethro read between the lines and deduced Harry had been abused by his Uncle. Tony was called aside by Gibbs, and his boss apologized to him! Said he'd change, and that if he didn't he wanted Tony to report him to HR. He also wanted Tony to investigate Harry's Uncle and background. Tony went to the mail room and they talked. Tony ended up asking Harry out on a coffee or lunch date! Harry agreed. Tony and Harry kept seeing each other, had lunch together most days, talked on the phone a lot!Harry told Tony the truth about himself and magic. Tiny had encountered magic when he'd been undercover with the mob. They employed wizards!! One day an alarm went off in the building. Almost nobody knew what it was. Gibbs found out it was the biohazard alarm. A letter had been flagged in the mail room. The CDC were called in. The letter was caught by Harry Potts. He hadn't opened it, and was finally cleared by the CDC. Tony had been going frantic! Kate overheard Gibbs telling Tony that his boy was OK. Kate wouldn't drop it! 'Since when do you have a boyfriend?' 'You're not gay!' Tony countered it was none of her business, and he was bi. She said, "There's no such thing as bi." Gibbs called her on it and signed her up for sensitivity training. Tim straightened up and started acting like a proper Agent! Gibbs remained a good boss.

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    Hit by a Wave by

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    07 Jan 2022

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    Tony DiNozzo decides to make a call after he gets soaked after being hit by the high tide. He wasn't too enthusiastic about wearing an Medical Examiner suit.

    AU of S1E11: Eye Spy

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      Tony tightens his belt painfully because Kate made a dig at him about his weight. At a crime scene at a beach, Tony gets soaked by trying to protect their victim's body from the rising tide and incoming waves. His wet clothes painfully constrict. He phones his husband to please bring him dry clothes, which Harry does. Back at headquarters, Kate is making comments when Tony says that the nude sunbathing female witness isn't his type. "she didn’t hear him.

      "Tony DiNozzo was confused when his phone at his desk started ringing off the hook when he got back to the office. When he saw the caller ID, he groaned.

      “Aren’t you going to answer it?” Kate asked with an edge to it.

      “No… she’s driving me insane,” Tony bemoaned.

      “She?”

      “Apparently miss polar bear found something that she likes… me…” Tony replied with a grimace.

      “She’s not my type,” Tony remarked as the elevator doors went off.

      “Really?” Gibbs laughed, “a female that enjoys taking her clothes off isn’t your type.”

      "You? Not interested?!" Kate laughed.

      Tony shrugged, "that's what happens when you have a jealous lover."

      "What you have a controlling hookup?" Kate snorted.

      “I really don’t appreciate being called a hookup, Special Agent Todd, A voice cut through the room, his voice mocking. “Though if a certain special agent wants to keep his balls attached, he’ll answer my next question,” it was a male voice, currently walking towards the three agents from the elevator.

      Kate snorted.

      “He’s going to kill me…” Tony mumbled.

      “He?” Kate asked, confused.

      “That would be me, but I would prefer that you refrain from making fun of me and my husband,” it was the same voice. When he finally came into view, he was wearing a button-up shirt with a jacket over it and black slacks to go with it.

      “Husband!?” Kate repeated, as if she didn’t hear him.

      “Want to tell me why someone is wanting to call your phone nonstop?” the man cocked an eyebrow.

      “Just a woman from my latest case but she still won’t stop bothering me… Please?” Tony begged.

      He sighed, “you owe me…”

      Tony gave him his award-winning smile at that.

      Kate merely blinked.

      He walked around the desk and picked up the phone.

      You could hear muffled words from the line.

      “Tony! I’ve been trying to call—”

      “Ma’am, you will hang up this phone and cease and desist. My husband is married, and I do not want another call from you. Find another male that you can fuck!”

      Harry took Tony home and they made out in the elevator on the way out!!!!

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    28 Mar 2021

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    This wasn't something that Tony DiNozzo expected when the team realizes that he has a son, that is currently sixteen years old. And of course he has a case he had to solve on top of that.

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      Tony's on a stake out with Kate and Gibbs. Gibbs had gone out for food. Tony was struggling with choo sticks for his Chinese noodles that Kate had brought. Harry stops in with homemade pizza for his dad. Gibbs came back and asks about the kid, Harry's 16. Tony says Harry, to Harry, harry responds...Dad! Gibbs eyes widened in response, Kate felt compelled to open her big mouth...“Sounds like one of your escapades finally caught up to you. Wouldn’t have expect you to take responsibility. Did she get tired of you or were you tired of her?” Kate commented with a smirk." Too late!!!...Harry had already fled the room to the bathroom. Tony found him under the sink crying!!! Tony held him until he got himself under control..."“Why did she have to say that!?” he cried." Harry's mom, Tony's beloved wife, had died in a convenience store robbery, shielding her son. Later Gibbs is attempting to comfort Tony and tells him about Shannon and Kelly. Tony can't imagine if he'd lost Harry as well that day.
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