15 Bookmarked Items in F 911 humor
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Buck gets hurt and whilst high on pain meds at the hospital he won't stop calling Hen his "pretty pretty big sister" and booping her nose.
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The Secrets Of The 9-1-1 Cast Group Chat. by eddiebodywantssome
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV), 9-1-1 (TV) RPF
06 Dec 2024
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Oliver tells the work group chat that Buck is finally coming out as bisexual. Everyone is enthusiastically on board and waiting for the natural progression of things. You know, when Buck and Eddie will finally figure their shit out.
Or, the cast of 9-1-1 acting as their characters would if they were fans of the show.
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“OP, you do not need dating advice. You got that shit down. Buy a ring.”
“I’m single?”
“Sure you are…”Series
- Part 9 of 9-1-1 Social Media Fics
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a motley crew, a rodeo (a goddamn zoo, a circus show) by pestilentprayer for Taboo_writter
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
01 Sep 2024
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“That one is definitely the dad.”
Quinn hums, dipping the mint chocolate chip-coated scoop in the sanitizer bin. “You said that about Cow Eyes last week.”
“And I thought I was right about that last week,” Chelsea grumbles. “You can’t blame me for thinking that. The kids look at Birthmark like he hung the moon. They look at Cow Eyes like he’s standing in front of said moon and telling them to do their homework before they can play with it.”
Mike's Ice Cream and Soda has a board (The Board, if one cares to be particular). On this board (The Board) is a web a connections surrounding the group that visits with their kids in various formations once a week; none but those involved can piece their relationships together. Nothing will stop the employees of the shop from doing their level best to try.
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Two firefighters both write to an advice column on the same day, with the same problem - they're each in love with their best friend. You won't believe what happens next!
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“Oh my God,” the girl says.
It’s not the oddest exclamation Eddie’s heard from a person who’s just crashed their car into a telephone pole, but more the way it’s said: something dizzied and a little resigned, as though she is both concussed and mostly just inconvenienced by it. It’s enough for Eddie to peer into the window as Buck heaves at the car door with the jaws of life, armed with a penlight. “Ma’am, can you tell me your name?”
“You’ve got to be kidding me,” the girl says, which doesn’t quite sound like a name to Eddie. He’s just about to tell her as much until she goes, “You’re LAFD Updates man.”
or, five times someone recognises Eddie as the LAFD Updates man.
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- Part 2 of Mr LAFD Updates Man
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LAFD Updates (@L*A*F*D_Metro)
LAFD Alert: Red-level traffic on Gardiner Road this morning. If you are trying to get into the city centre consider taking Westerley Lane.buck 🔥🔥 (@firebuck)
so true bestie
or, Eddie mans the LAFD Twitter account. Buck tries to be supportive.Series
- Part 1 of Mr LAFD Updates Man
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Buck accidentally texts the wrong number about how attracted he is to Eddie...
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- Part 252 of Buddie Texts
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—I’ll crawl home to her.
In which Bobby Nash wakes up miles from home with no memories except one name: Athena.
Season 7 AU.
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The humor is in the last line 😝
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Because no good story ever started with "you'll never guess what this fool did..."
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- Part 17 of 911 i AM the emergency
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The team discover an Instagram account based on what the public has overheard from their calls. Hen and Chim become amateur detectives in their quest to uncover the the context of every quote, but this becomes difficult when it's increasingly clear they've been left in the dark about something.
Based on the account @Overheard_LA and me deciding with all the insane things that the 118 say on calls, someone should be recording them for posterity.
EDIT: This fic is now a MULTI_MEDIA FIC!!! I recommend if you've already read to just scroll through and look at the masterpiece fake Instagram screenshots. It is screen reader accessible.
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You want me so bad it makes you look stupid by An_Optimist_Prime, Tails89
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
07 Apr 2024
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This is a date, Marisol realises with sudden, dawning clarity.
Does Eddie know this is a date?
“Well, it’s about time,” Eddie tells Buck and Tommy. “Working out how to hang out with you both was getting exhausting. Hey, why don’t we pull another table over?”
Oh god, Eddie doesn’t know this is a date.
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Careful What You Wish For by DaniWib for Sirius4Life, TheInverseUniverse
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
14 Jul 2022
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A tiny, sweet little elderly lady offers to adopt Buck. Wouldn't that be nice? A granny of his very own.
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Buck gets drunk and texts Eddie something he wasn't meant to read. Text fic!
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- Part 2 of Buddie Texts
- Part 1 of those drunk fics
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