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tag ur porn by lazulisong for rageprufrock
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
08 Aug 2014
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The screen blipped and the person reappeared, now clutching a large Ragdoll cat who was purring even as the human muffled another scream in it's fur. "Omigod. Omigod. I'm calm. I'm calm. GUYS. So you remember how I said I hoped you'd send in reaction vids to the hairstyle tutorials? I think Captain America just sent me one, oh my fucking God." They squeezed the cat tightly enough that it let out a mildly protesting squeak. "OH GOD, Roadkill, I'm so sorry, Mommy's so excited right now." They let go of the cat and it sort of flowed into a puddle between them and the camera. "Okay. Okay. Roll video."
Sam paused the video long enough to break out the ginger ale and vodka.
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- Part 11 of It was late, and Meg was very tired
- Part 17 of HAIRBALLER
- Part 1 of sam deserves better than these assholes
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think of it as personality dialysis by KiaraSayre for chaya
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)
29 Apr 2014
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"I strangled someone with a shoelace once," Barnes says. "Does that count as expressing myself through clothes?"
"Uh, no."
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it's a love story, baby just say yes by KiaraSayre for chaya
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
17 Apr 2014
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"Eyes on the prize, Widow: we're getting Captain America and Bucky laid, with each other. That's the op. Got it?"
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Selfies from the Underground by eleveninches
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
07 Apr 2014
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Tony reminded himself that the second the incorrect password was entered, the phone would destroy itself and any data on it. And there was no way someone named Tepid the Magnificent would guess--
“I’m in,” said Tepid. “Soon I’ll know all of the Avengers’ secrets.”
Tony briefly closed his eyes. “Steve. What was your password?”
“It’s ‘password,’” Tepid replied.
Or: Tony and Steve get captured.
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Leader Of The Free World by copperbadge for memprime, ginnyvos, Caedesdeo
Fandoms: Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
11 Mar 2017
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Clint Barton's presidential campaign started as a joke. It didn't end that way, except for Steve.
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The Winter Soldier vs. Twitter (hashtag BuckRogers) by galwednesday
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
25 May 2016
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“Remember what I said about internet trolls?”
“Don’t feed the trolls.”
“Exactly. Did I not say the same thing to Barnes?” Tony asked rhetorically. “Were those not my exact words? I could have sworn they were, and yet.”
“Bucky’s feeding the trolls?”
“He’s throwing a goddamn seven-course troll banquet. Every time someone on Twitter asks if your relationship announcement is real, he replies. Colorfully.”
Steve opened his mouth to ask what “colorfully” meant, then caught the gleam in Tony’s eye and put two and two together. He blushed. Colorfully. “Oh.”
(Steve and Bucky announce their relationship in a very dignified press conference. Bucky then replies to every goddamn tweet asking him to confirm it with a different dirty euphemism. Things escalate from there.)
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- Part 1 of BuckRogers vs. the Internet
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Dream of Caramel: or, A Recipe for Disaster by gwyneth rhys (gwyneth)
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
23 Jul 2015
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But none of that explains why right now Clint’s pants are literally on fire and Barnes is pitching an entire five-pound bag of pastry flour straight at Clint’s crotch with his metal arm.
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Bookmarked by FajitaShowboat
16 Aug 2017
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AW, TESTICLES.
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WHEN IN DANGER, WHEN IN DOUBT, RUN IN CIRCLES, SCREAM AND SHOUT.
“Why are we doing this?” Pepper wails, attempting to run in her high heels carrying a full stockpot. Clint and Bucky had once agreed she’s got some of the best gams they’ve seen in a long time.
“I don’t know!” Natasha shouts in response. Flight of the Bumblebee is playing loudly in Clint’s head.
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Steve takes in Bucky's betrayed look and Sam's confusion, follows Sam's gaze to the pile of mangled fruit in the trash can. Sudden comprehension fills his face.
"Oh," he says. "Bucky found out about bananas."
In which an American icon is mourned. But probably not the one you're thinking of.
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sam deserves better than these assholes by lazulisong, verity
Fandom: Agent Carter (TV), Captain America (Movies), Hawkeye (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
24 Jun 2015
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IM SORRY BUT SAM WILSON STARING IN BAFFLED WONDER AT STEVE AND BUCKY AND HOW WEIRD THEY ARE ABOUT EACH OTHER
— #objectivelyterrible (@lazulisong) August 6, 2014
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