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Ever since meeting Alastor in that dark alleyway, blood on both of their hands as they had set out to exterminate the same mark, Vincent had been desperate to see him work. He wanted the front row seat to witness those strong, beautiful hands choking the life out of man. Throughout their blossoming discordant interpretation of a relationship, Vincent had begged Alastor to take him along, to let him help. To prove useful to someone other than himself.
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"I wanna try doing a line off your dick."
Ding ding ding, you could almost see the money signs come into Alastor's eyes the moment Vincent stopped talking. And it wasn't because he was finally getting a moment of silence.
"Excuse me?"
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Vincent and Alastor do lines off one another and then they get super freaky and cute >3<
Thx CrazyFantasy_13 for the genius idea that I have now taken for myself. Muahaha.
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the red means i love you by evanescxnce
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hellaverse | Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss Universe
02 Apr 2026
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1950, new orleans. the thrill of a successful kill in the damp heat of the bayou has alastor and vincent riding a high that feels like electricity.
when alastor gives into the hunger and cannibalizes the corpse right there, vincent should run. he's horrified, sickened—and strangely, hopelessly turned on. what follows is a desperate, blood-slicked encounter right next to the corpse, leaving them both stained in ways they can't wash off.
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- Part 1 of murdermedia
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To deny his love for Alastor was to deny himself - which is exactly what Vincent would do the longer he spent around this man. He was not above outsourcing sex, hoping it would fill that gap, yet leave him emptier than before. None of them intrigued him quite like Alastor did, and none of them would live to disappoint him further. The adrenaline of finding another body under his, at his mercy, never quite compared to the touch only Alastor could give. And yet he always wanted more. It frustrated him
Was it wrong to want some praise from the man who inspired him this whole time?
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Perhaps it was because Alastor was sure that Vincent wouldn't remember any of this. Perhaps it was because he was seeing his mother’s face, fevered and twisted in pain, when he looked at the man laying on his couch.
He saw the shadows on the wall run against the edge of his vision, and fought bile. The house was playing with its food.OR
Vincent comes to Alastor's door with a fever. What was Alastor supposed to do- turn him away? His brain knows he should, his heart? -too often goes against his will when it comes to this most pathetic devotee.
guys this is a shameless sick fic with a haunted house that turned into that cannibalism/consumption as a metaphor for love bs. read at your own discretion mwahaha
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When Vincent returns injured after a failed job, Alastor is forced to confront his feelings.
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Alderose Hartfelt was raised to believe that hiding herself in obedience as a nun was the most ideal way to live. However, when Bishop Vincent Whittman is sent to solve the murder of the Mother Superior, she finds herself drawn to him. Convinced that God made her as a gift for him, Vincent guides her into a sexual journey to satisfy his urges.
This is nun porn in a Victorian setting.
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Vincent’s problem was always the same: he wants.
He wants, he wants, he wants. And no amount of getting or receiving will ever change that fact, will ever close the cavern inside of him that always wants more. Getting is secondary, underwhelming in comparison to the thrill of wanting. Of chasing. When he found something he wanted, he pursued it single-mindedly. He made a plan, he pulled his strings, he put every piece of the puzzle into place. That was when he was on top of the world. Receiving his prize was little more than a participation trophy, and by the time he got it he had usually already found another want. Want, want, want.
Sometimes, at night, he wondered if his luck would run out, and when. What happened when he met someone he couldn’t charm or bully into giving him what he wanted? Who was immune to his silver tongue, his clever quips, his flashy smile or a flirtatious bat of his mismatched eyes? What happened when he took a risk that didn’t pay off?
When Vincent takes a spring break trip to New Orleans to celebrate his upcoming college graduation, he may just find the answer to that question where he least expects it.
And it will alter the course of his life forever.
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Vincent sometimes forgets that he already belongs to someone. It's up to Alastor to make sure he never forgets ever again.
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They have now been partners in crime for a few weeks, if not months. It felt like they've been lifelong friends with how quick they caught onto each other's little quirks, signs, tells. It was never enough, just getting his fill from the men he and Alastor would later kill. None were as witty as him, as violent, as fun. All for it to end before the turn of the hour
Vincent doesn't know what he truly wants. Only Alastor can show him
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another night you wish that you could forget by GemsandJunk
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
01 May 2026
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“Isn’t that the truth?” the man laughs, high off his own ego. “Laissez les bons temps rouler, boy.”
“I’m no boy.”
“My apologies, madame.”
“Fuck you.”
“Hmm. Not tonight, my good man, no,” his eyes sparkle through his mask- deep crimson, almost devilish in its shape and horns. “I’m afraid that’s a once in a blue moon affair for me.”
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OR: Vincent keeps being sent to New Orleans for work.
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After Alastor retires from his radio show he starts a new career as a journalist. His work brings him to Louisiana where a new up-and-coming Vincent Whittman is working as a weather boy.
AU set in 1947
Vincent is a mess and I don't know how else to convince you to leave a comment please I live for them.
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Patience is a seasoning most people forget to add. by IANthatboy
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
09 Feb 2026
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In Alastor's domain dinner is never just a meal; it is a ritual of high fidelity and razor-sharp precision.
Vincent, a rising television host, accepts a formal invitation and steps into an evening staged with obsessive care: rare vinyl records, a prized 1945 wine, and a simmering Creole gumbo. Music, silence, and domestic gestures become instruments of control as Alastor choreographs each moment with surgical calm.
Vincent’s confidence erodes into inexperienced hunger while Alastor prolongs the night to see how far he will bend.
The room is a landscape of shadows and impeccable etiquette where every choice, from the record on the turntable to the pause between notes, is a move in a subterranean game of power. The night unfolds as a slow burn of seduction and charged tension, a study of appetite, authority, and vulnerability that sets the stage for a three-act work promising a finale that is more than just a dessert.
Inspired by the MurderMedia series "If You Never Shoot, You'll Never Know" and "Cause I Know You," which brought me back to writing after a ten-year hiatus.
I hope you'll enjoy.
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Alastor reflects on the relationship he shared with one Vincent Whittman, spanning from 1926 to 1933.
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In the middle of a storm, Vincent is deep in the woods hiding a body. He decides to have a little fun with it when he hears a gunshot. He decides to investigate, and finds Alastor's body. Evidently, Alastor was doing the same thing as him.
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“Would it upset you?” Alastor asks.
There’s a telling silence on the phone.
Alastor laughs. “Of course it wouldn’t. Any attention is good attention, hm, Vincent? Wouldn’t it be so embarrassing to read what people said online? I’m sure no one could take you seriously after that. If they knew you like to be fucked ‘til you cry. If they knew that you may swan around the network acting like God’s gift to the world, but in bed you’re just a pathetic, needy whore.”
Vincent lets out a long whine. “Al,” he mumbles. “Ah, fuck.”
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Alone on a work trip, Vincent calls Alastor for some phone sex.
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- Part 1 of modern murdermedia
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Pre Purchase Agreement by Mechabot
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
12 May 2026
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A human Alastor attempts a new ritual with a strange glowing tablet. It summons Vox, the Broadcast Demon. Recognizing a once in eternity opportunity to reshape fate and claim Alastor’s loyalty, affection, and soul before it ever slips away. He offers a deal. There’s just one problem...Alastor gets sent to Hell with Vox. Being in Hell is not ideal when you're still alive. But if you're Vox, its perfect when that human has the soul of the demon your hopeless obsessed with.
TLDR: Human Alastor accidentally summons Hell and then goes to Hell. Human Alastor ends up in Hell, Vox becomes obsessed with Alastor...but as a human.
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“Hypothetically, if I did want to do it again, what would that entail exactly?”
Vincent visibly perked up, glad Alastor was showing an open mind, grinning like an idiot, which the other abhorred. “That’s when we talk. You tell me what you like, what you don’t like, and we try it out.”
“I wouldn’t exactly know.”
“Did you like last night?”
“What exactly?” he wanted to say, but instead, he fell silent, quietly calculating what he should say in response—something that gets him what he wants while also freeing him from having to admit it.
Vincent sighed and rephrased, “Did you like my hands touching you?”
Alastor stared at him, his cheeks visibly reddening at the reminder, making Vincent smirk at him as he failed to come up with a dignified reply.
Yes, the answer was yes.
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- Part 2 of guide me, mon cher
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Vincent has spent fucking ages chasing an infuriatingly elusive man, tracking him all the way into the bayou.
When he finally gets the drop on Alastor in his twisted cabin, he doesn’t want to kill him or even stop him. He wants a partnership. If Alastor wants to summon demons, he’s game, as long as Alastor helps him keep the network entertaining. But Alastor doesn’t trust easily, and it takes more than ensnaring him to prove any kind of loyalty.
Vincent is obsessed, and he will do anything to prove himself to Alastor. Alastor is very willing to see what “anything” looks like.
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