Because I'm a Slut for Good Omens Human AUs
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It had seemed like such a good idea. Running away to a remote, virtually uninhabited wild island, do some research for his latest paper, forget all about his nagging family, his coercive boss, the absolute mess he'd made of his life back in Soho... for five months, Aziraphale could just focus on work, get used to being lonely, and accept that love was not meant for someone like him.
That had been the plan, anyway.
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Crowley loves love. Or at least, as a wedding planner, that's what he tells his clients. It's not a lie, exactly, but it's hard to get too excited about something that ultimately led to the darkest time of your life. But he was better now, truly. Business was booming, and he could--usually--enjoy making people's special day even more special, helping them plan the perfect ceremony. That is, of course, until the ex that shattered his heart into a million pieces comes back into his life. As one of his clients. He's marrying the biggest asshole Crowley's ever met. Will his ill-mended heart survive this experience? Will he get through this wedding without punching someone or having to bury a body? Or should he just close up shop now and run away, far far away... or is his pain worth it, to spend a little more time helping the man he still loves.
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The Shared Desk Dilemma by MissUnderstoodLyrics
Fandoms: Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens (TV)
17 Feb 2024
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In the hallowed halls of Eden University, professors Aziraphale Eastgate and Anthony Crowley share a desk but have nothing else in common—except for their knack for outwitting each other with escalating pranks that have the entire faculty taking sides. When the university president, in a desperate bid to restore peace, mandates a team-building retreat, the adversaries find themselves reluctantly sharing a room, and sparks fly.
Crowley can't stand the pompous, irksome Dr. Eastgate, and the feeling appears to be mutual, yet they can't seem to keep their hands off each other.A Good Omens Human AU
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Love's Alibi by MissUnderstoodLyrics
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
30 Dec 2023
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"Gay men cannot be friends. The sex part always gets in the way," Crowley had asserted.
“I guess we aren't going to be friends, then,” was Aziraphale's response.******************
10 years later“When we first met,” said Aziraphale. “I didn't really like you.”
“I didn't like you, either. I thought you were too uptight.”
“I thought you were obnoxious.”
“I was obnoxious,” said Crowley.
“Well, I was uptight,” said Aziraphale.
They both laughed, and walked in comfortable silence for a minute.
“For whatever it's worth, Crowley,” said Aziraphale, “I don't think you're too much. You're a lot, for sure. But not too much.”
“Thanks, Aziraphale,” said Crowley.
“Would you… would you like to have dinner again some time?” asked Aziraphale.
“Are we… becoming friends?”
Aziraphale pondered this for a minute as they walked.
“I guess… yeah, I guess we could.”
“Cool,” said Crowley. “You'll be the first gay friend I haven't wanted to sleep with.”OR When Harry Met Sally, but with our favorite duo and smut!
A Good Omens Human AU
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Under Pressure by Bookwormgal for karuvapatta, obaewankenope (rexthranduil), CloseToSomethingReal
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Nov 2021
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After receiving a phone call from the last person that he wanted to hear from again, Crowley was handed a basket with Lucifer's son and told to deal with it.
Eleven years later, the neighborhood that he and Ezra Fell called home was being besieged on two sides.
Lucifer Morningstar was campaigning to both retain his seat as a Minister of Parliament and to claim the role of Secretary of State for Housing, Communities and Local Government. Which would allow him and his associates to transform the neighborhood into a den of iniquity, filled with strip clubs, bars, and adult theaters under the guise of "improving the economy of the community."
Those supporting the current Communities Secretary, Ms. Lord, intended to gentrify the neighborhood. Which would involve driving out the community that already lived there in order to bring in the types of crowds and businesses that people like Gabriel Messenger approved of more.
No one in the community of Eden wanted either of those outcomes. But stopping both sides won't be easy. Not when some of those in power have few reservations about crossing the line to achieve their goals. How could a bookseller and a florist be expected to pull it off on their own?
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The Nice and Accurate Proposal by thealienmeme
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
11 Nov 2020
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anthony crowley has two options: be deported back to South Africa or force his kind and soft assistant, aziraphale fell, into marrying him so he can stay in the country. on one hand, being deported maybe wouldn't be so bad, but on the other hand, aziraphale is kind of cute. cue a fake relationship, a whacky family, a cute dog, and a small town that hasn't seen anything like this before.
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Renting a flat is all fun and games until you fall in love with the ghost haunting it.
An adaptation of the 2005 romcom Just Like Heaven.
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My Own Secret Garden by TheScholarlyStrumpet (equipoise)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
27 Aug 2024
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Crowley has always known they would get a tattoo of the garden they've been drawing since childhood. They didn't expect the tattoo artist to be so kind, funny, sympathetic... or so incredibly gorgeous...
Written for the Trans Omens Bang 2024 with art by gardenvarietydemon <3
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Porn Star Crowley and College Student Aziraphale's stories.
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It is 1977, and Crowley's life in San Francisco is going nowhere fast. So when he runs into his cousin Luke on a street corner, he jumps at the chance to skip town and sign up as a roadie for the hottest all-girl rock band on the scene.
Then he meets his new boss, Aziraphale, and his heart hits the floor. Worse, Aziraphale doesn't seem to want him around. Can Crowley prove himself and win Aziraphale's heart?