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    At the Colosseum for one day!

    In praise of the Emperor's father!

    A fight to the death between Antonious Crowley, the netter of women (35, 28 victories), versus Aziraphale, The Bull (35, 28 victories)

    There will also be a big venatio and awnings.

    Also snacks.

    Language:
    English
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    4/4
    Comments:
    74
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    138
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    17
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    1,428
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    As a novice of the White Monks, Aziraphale strives to be humble and obedient. All that is challenged when he meets Sir Anthony Crowley.

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    13/16
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    3
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    Aziraphale is the oldest son of Lord Arthur Young, Crowley is the son of the village witch, Agnes Nutter. Friends since childhood, they spend one last summer together before Aziraphale will leave to join the Celestial religious order.

    Crowley had always been beautiful. Aziraphale had never questioned that, had known it from the moment they'd met. Crowley was funny, and inquisitive, and a show-off, and beautiful. Aziraphale just hadn’t ever stopped to think about what that really meant, for him.

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    52,319
    Chapters:
    14/18
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    257
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    74
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    15
    Hits:
    2,499
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    After the events of season 2, Crowley and the Supreme Archangel end up in a new Arrangement. Crowley comes to report some vital findings and ends up bending Aziraphale over his desk.

    Series
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    English
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    666
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    428
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    Since they met at a Florida Renaissance faire a year and a half ago, fire spinner Crowley and falconer Aziraphale have been a great deal more than friends, but they've never quite admitted what they really feel about each other. Now Crowley has fallen in love, and he has five weeks at the Catskill Mountains Renaissance Faire during the most romantic season of the year to convince Aziraphale to see the light.

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    English
    Words:
    75
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    993
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    “You always know when I need chocolate, darling…” Lucien’s voice was a purr in his ear, dripping with approval. Crowley shivered at the praise despite himself. He spent so much time figuring out what to get Lucien for Valentine’s Day.

    ***

    “You always know when I need chocolate, my dear,” Aziraphale sighed contentedly, accepting a cup from Crowley and inhaling the fragrant steam rising from the hot chocolate.

    Chocolate is Crowley's love language. It makes sense - he is a famous artisan chocolatier, so his whole life revolves around chocolate. However, the people around him treat him and his offerings in a very different way...

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    881
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    236
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    They made the Arrangement in 1020 to stay out of each others way so they could get their tasks done. Maybe they might swap some around eventually, as soon as they get assignments in the same city again. Whenever that is and remember to tell each other and work out the details.... which means they don't actually get around to it til 1041.

    For this first time swapping jobs, they're both going together to Worcester after it was burnt and sacked by the King over a tax dispute. Both their assignments are annoying and easy to screw up. They've already got their excuses ready for home office. So it's a perfect time to swap!

    Their counterpart can't possibly do a worse job!
    Probably.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    5
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    13
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    2
    Hits:
    74
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    Have you ever wondered why Heaven seemed to be so much more interested in Job’s fate than Hell? Aziraphale plus two archangels and a couple of angelic sidekicks versus one single demon Crawly, completely unsupervised, left to his own devices?

    That’s because you didn’t see the whole picture. Of course Hell sent someone to keep an eye on things; it'd be a funny old world if demons went round trusting each other.

    This account is the missing part of Companion to Owls, as experienced by the other Satan’s minister, Furfur.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    6
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    22
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    1
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    106
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    — Гора Микер. Небольшая лавина. Судя по звуку, R2, может, R3. Но у нас под снегом два пропавших туриста, так что по силе это, как минимум, D2. Мы с Бентли идём первыми. Адам, ты на эвакуационном оборудовании, Пеппер, ты на медицинском. Неизвестно, в каком состоянии эти люди. — Его взгляд, наконец, останавливается на Азирафаэле, скользит по объективу камеры и возвращается обратно. — Не стой на пути.
    Азирафаэль пакует своё оборудование и отправляется в Скалистые горы снимать документальный фильм о работе высококлассной поисково-спасательной бригады. Оказывается, что местность — не единственное его испытание.

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    Русский
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    15,969
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    217
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    “I really am grateful and you should let me repay you somehow. I dread to think what they would’ve done to me had you not intervened.”

    Intruders have kidnapped an unknown omega from a neighbouring clan, using him as bait. Crowley swiftly deals with the interlopers and sets the omega free, eager to get back and isolate before he goes into rut. The omega, Aziraphale, offers to help him through it as a thank-you - in fact, he insists.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
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    17
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    430
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    3,036
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    Anthony J. Crowley, artisan chocolatier from London, arrives in Tadfield and opens a small chocolaterie. Soon, he and his chocolate start influencing the lives of the villagers. Some, led by Mayor Gabriel, are outraged by the threat he poses to the peace and quiet of the community. Others, including the village priest Aziraphale, are tempted into questioning. Are tranquillity and order worth your soul?

    Series
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    English
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    15,254
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    74
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1,186
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    It is 1977, and Crowley's life in San Francisco is going nowhere fast. So when he runs into his cousin Luke on a street corner, he jumps at the chance to skip town and sign up as a roadie for the hottest all-girl rock band on the scene.

    Then he meets his new boss, Aziraphale, and his heart hits the floor. Worse, Aziraphale doesn't seem to want him around. Can Crowley prove himself and win Aziraphale's heart?

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    English
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    15,292
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    86
    Kudos:
    359
    Bookmarks:
    79
    Hits:
    2,705
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    Snowbird, n. A person who migrates from the colder northern parts of North America to warmer southern locales, typically during the winter.

    Nearly a year and a half after their wedding, Aziraphale and Crowley have it all: their love for each other, a comfortable home in South Jersey, found family all over the eastern U.S., and successful careers in and out of the Renaissance faire world. But then Crowley leaves home for three months on the road, and he quickly discovers that the separation is almost too much to bear. And it turns out that getting together is easy, but staying together takes a great deal of love, patience, and acceptance. Oh, and communication.

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    English
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    60,194
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    173
    Kudos:
    234
    Bookmarks:
    47
    Hits:
    5,357
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    Crowley is an aspiring chocolatier finishing his studies. This is a glimpse at his first chocolate art project that earned him the nickname The Starmaker.

    This is a prequel for the fic Chocolat, the first one in the series. It can be read on its own, but you probably won't be as invested in Crowley's life without reading Chocolat first!

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    English
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    882
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    19
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    234
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    Aziraphale has been tasked with observing a remote fishing village in Cornwall as it weathers a terrible storm. Can he feel Crowley's aura, out at sea?

    Written for StartledPlatypus's birthday. Happy birthday you wonderful, creative, kind, clever human <3

    Thank you to 77ckk, Nosferatini and Letha for the beta.

    With art by OneDapperCat!

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    English
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    4,920
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    111
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1,152
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    It is the summer of 1864, and Aziraphale is an itinerant photographer set up behind Union lines outside Petersburg, Virginia. He’s no stranger to pleasure, but he has always protected his heart. But when the redheaded colonel of the 5th New Jersey walks into his tent, he begins to wonder whether it’s time to rethink his stance on love.

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    English
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    4
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    8
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    156
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    It is the summer of 1864, and Aziraphale is an itinerant photographer set up behind Union lines outside Petersburg, Virginia. He’s no stranger to pleasure, but he has always protected his heart. But when the redheaded colonel of the 5th New Jersey walks into his tent, he begins to wonder whether it’s time to rethink his stance on love.

    Series
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    English
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    6,721
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    57
    Kudos:
    261
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    2,251
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    Since they met at a Florida Renaissance faire a year and a half ago, fire spinner Crowley and falconer Aziraphale have been a great deal more than friends, but they've never quite admitted what they really feel about each other. Now Crowley has fallen in love, and he has five weeks at the Catskill Mountains Renaissance Faire during the most romantic season of the year to convince Aziraphale to see the light.

    A Good Omens Human AU set on the American Renaissance faire circuit.

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    English
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    54,201
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    691
    Kudos:
    765
    Bookmarks:
    245
    Hits:
    15,108
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    Used to receiving all sorts of ostentatious trinkets as tribute, Crowley is surprised when one of the lands bordering his grounds opts for something out of the ordinary. An omega who appears to be more than meets the eye. Intrigued by the unexpected and unasked-for gift, Crowley offers him a choice.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,661
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    90
    Kudos:
    710
    Bookmarks:
    90
    Hits:
    5,553
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    Aziraphale receives an unwanted gift: a Crowley who has been redeemed, collared, and brainwashed. He is cheerful, obedient, and all he wants is to make Aziraphale happy. Needless to say, this does not make Aziraphale happy at all.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,297
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    152
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    1,614

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