20 Works in Competent Aziraphale (Good Omens)
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In order to save his home and his pride, Crowley needs to win a yacht race around the UK.
Aziraphale joins him in a desperate attempt to do something, anything, to shift his life out of its depressingly comfortable stasis.
2,000 nautical miles.
37 days at sea.
2 men.
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At the Colosseum for one day!
In praise of the Emperor's father!
A fight to the death between Antonious Crowley, the netter of women (35, 28 victories), versus Aziraphale, The Bull (35, 28 victories)
There will also be a big venatio and awnings.
Also snacks.
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Dr Crowley has the hots for the new Senior House Officer (SHO) on Nightingale Ward.
He's going to ask him out for a coffee.
Just as soon as he can remember his name.
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Of Fire and Falcons [PODFIC] by Cowie_Podfics (Gidget_uk), Outrageous_Ring
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Feb 2025
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Since they met at a Florida Renaissance faire a year and a half ago, fire spinner Crowley and falconer Aziraphale have been a great deal more than friends, but they've never quite admitted what they really feel about each other. Now Crowley has fallen in love, and he has five weeks at the Catskill Mountains Renaissance Faire during the most romantic season of the year to convince Aziraphale to see the light.
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- Part 1 of OFAF Podfics by Ring & Cowie
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It is 1977, and Crowley's life in San Francisco is going nowhere fast. So when he runs into his cousin Luke on a street corner, he jumps at the chance to skip town and sign up as a roadie for the hottest all-girl rock band on the scene.
Then he meets his new boss, Aziraphale, and his heart hits the floor. Worse, Aziraphale doesn't seem to want him around. Can Crowley prove himself and win Aziraphale's heart?
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Man of the Match by Tadfield
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Jul 2024
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When Anthony Crowley encounters footballing ace Aziraphale Fell at a Sunday League match, the attraction is instantaneous. And when it transpires that Aziraphale has some rather particular sexual tastes, Crowley is only too happy to oblige...
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Snowbird, n. A person who migrates from the colder northern parts of North America to warmer southern locales, typically during the winter.
Nearly a year and a half after their wedding, Aziraphale and Crowley have it all: their love for each other, a comfortable home in South Jersey, found family all over the eastern U.S., and successful careers in and out of the Renaissance faire world. But then Crowley leaves home for three months on the road, and he quickly discovers that the separation is almost too much to bear. And it turns out that getting together is easy, but staying together takes a great deal of love, patience, and acceptance. Oh, and communication.
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- Part 4 of Of Fire and Falcons
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How To Torture An Archangel (The Demonic Assistant Story) by WaitingToBeBroken
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Jun 2024
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Eric with a k has found themself the demonic assistant of the Grand Duke Of Hell Crowley. And suddenly they are being tasked with bringing (poisonous) flowers to the Supreme Archangel Aziraphale and booking restaurants so their boss can overfeed his nemesis food that will burn his stomach.
Kric loves it. They have never felt more accomplished as a demon.
Until Lord Crowley goes too far.
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Coming Into Focus [PODFIC] by Outrageous_Ring
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Apr 2024
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It is the summer of 1864, and Aziraphale is an itinerant photographer set up behind Union lines outside Petersburg, Virginia. He’s no stranger to pleasure, but he has always protected his heart. But when the redheaded colonel of the 5th New Jersey walks into his tent, he begins to wonder whether it’s time to rethink his stance on love.
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It is the summer of 1864, and Aziraphale is an itinerant photographer set up behind Union lines outside Petersburg, Virginia. He’s no stranger to pleasure, but he has always protected his heart. But when the redheaded colonel of the 5th New Jersey walks into his tent, he begins to wonder whether it’s time to rethink his stance on love.
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- Part 1 of Coming into Focus
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Doctor, Can You Take Care Of My Snake? by WaitingToBeBroken
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Mar 2024
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Aziraphale is determined to hate the man who has brought a venomous snake, native to Australia, to his vet clinic.
Now, if only the man can stop being so charming and utterly besotted with his pet, this will be a lot easier.
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- Part 3 of The Ineffable Meet-Cute
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Since they met at a Florida Renaissance faire a year and a half ago, fire spinner Crowley and falconer Aziraphale have been a great deal more than friends, but they've never quite admitted what they really feel about each other. Now Crowley has fallen in love, and he has five weeks at the Catskill Mountains Renaissance Faire during the most romantic season of the year to convince Aziraphale to see the light.
A Good Omens Human AU set on the American Renaissance faire circuit.
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- Part 1 of Of Fire and Falcons
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The Second Coming of Jesus Christ, son of God, came to Earth, against the predictions of dozens of prominent religious scholars, on the relatively normal day of June 21st 2024, four months before the Earth's 6028th birthday. It was raining in London. The M25 was backed up. The Tube was late arriving to one station, and early arriving to another. Tourists took pictures at all the places that tourists enjoy taking pictures at.
Then, precisely at 5:32 pm, the clouds parted from above and the Heavenly Host descended from the sky, not just in London, but all over the world, and they spake as one:
Your Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ has returned to Earth. Find him and heed his words, for Armageddon will come for You. You have four months to renounce Yourselves of Sin and accept the Goodness of God, or be cast aside when the Earth and Heaven become as One in Eternal Paradise
And with a faint bubble-like *pop*, they disappeared.
The Son of God was found five days later.
By the next day, he was verified on all platforms.
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Aziraphale receives an unwanted gift: a Crowley who has been redeemed, collared, and brainwashed. He is cheerful, obedient, and all he wants is to make Aziraphale happy. Needless to say, this does not make Aziraphale happy at all.
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- Part 4 of Kaesa's Whumptober 2023 fics
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[Podfic] It's Basically a Biological Aperture by Djapchan for Quefish
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 May 2023
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Did you know that the iris of an eye is also a sphincter?
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It's Basically a Biological Aperture by Quefish for Caedmon, CandyQueenAO3
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 Mar 2023
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Crowley is eager to get started on this new aspect of their relationship, but he's already making mistakes.
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- Part 36 of When an Angel and a Demon Get Silly
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If I Had A Hammer by TybaltTrouble
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
14 Apr 2022
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“What would Heaven think about the principality Aziraphale, Warrior of Heaven, beating swords into ploughshares?”
“Crowley!” The angel turned and Crowley was treated to a full frontal attack of Aziraphale in an open shirt. His eyes were shining, his smile was full beam and there was a beard. A truly magnificent beard.
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The Power of Cake by AnonymousDandelion
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (Radio)
13 Nov 2020
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“Do you know who that is?” Crowley demanded. "A leader in London’s criminal underworld.”
“Not anymore,” Aziraphale replied sternly. "Cake is contingent on retirement.”(Fluff dialogue prompt fill #2.)
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- Part 6 of Dialogue Prompt Fills
- Part 4 of Lockdown/COVID-19 (Good Omens)
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Crowley finds himself stuck in prison in Venice after a the beginning of a job gone wrong. He had expected to go through the trial process, be convicted, and perform some sort of miraculous escape that would leave the locals telling stories for the next few decades. What he had not expected however, was Aziraphale to get him out of the dungeon with a rather odd request: join him at the palace of Duke Enrico Dandolo of the Republic of Venice. Well, what sort of demon would he be to refuse a temptation like that?
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“Who did this?” He thinks he sounds perfectly calm, but evidently Aziraphale does not, the way he looks up in concern.
“Nothing you need to bother about, my dear.” Crowley thinks the angel is much more unruffled than he should be, given the circumstances.
“It’s not a bother if you’re hurt!”