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A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:
The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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(01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-
Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.
Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-
Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.
Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.
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- Part 1 of IRIS Logs
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Bruce Wayne deals with a serious illness, one that threatens the most crucial part of himself. He and the family try to cope with their own fears and expectations about it and then the aftermath. This is written partly as character study, partly as family drama. Originally posted to tumblr.
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- Part 1 of Cor Et Cerebrum
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26 Jul 2023
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this is so so well written omg
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Thicker Than Water by ijustwanttodestroy
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Super Sons (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
03 Sep 2018
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“You know what,” Jason says. “This is going to be a fucking disaster. Bruce can suck my dick.”
“Okay,” Dick pauses. He has been driving for an hour, now. “Um, that’s weird, dude.”
“Yeah, you know people ship us, right?” Tim says, typing away on his phone. “Like, there are tags about us on tumblr and everything. We are trending on fanfiction net.”
“Oh yeah, Babs told me that,” Dick says, and frowns. “Why am I always the bottom?”
In which the Bat Boys are having a weekend off at the Kent household in a babysitting gig.
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- Part 1 of ijtiwf
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Bruce Wayne - Father Extraordinaire by Living_Free
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Nightwing (Comics)
29 Jan 2017
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Bruce Wayne is Gotham's media darling.
He's their late-night scandal maker, their social butterfly, the ultimate playboy, scourge of the social circle. No young person is safe from his charm.
Then he has a child.
And another.
And he never stops.
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A Fourth of July swimsuit photo shoot at Wayne Manor goes...about as well as can be expected.
(featuring skimpy swimsuits, pure chaos, and the tireless Batdad, grilling and making dad jokes to his heart's desire)