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you are the universe by witching
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Doctor Who (2005), Good Omens (TV)
12 Jul 2019
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"do not feel lonely, the entire universe is inside you.
stop acting so small. you are the universe in ecstatic motion.
set your life on fire. seek those who fan your flames."
// rumicrowley is going through a hard time, and he runs into someone who may be able to help him recover from the calamitous fourteenth century and regain his footing in the world.
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Ineffable Parenthood by Scree_Kat
Fandom Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series), Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Aug 2025
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Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey by Sir_Bedevere
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Doctor Who (2005)
10 Apr 2020
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Six thousand years is a long time. In the end, you’re bound to see the same old faces knocking about.
Or, a couple of pining idiots keep running into the one human who a) knows what they are and b) figures them out in 0.3 seconds. Oh, and an unexplainable alien is there too. He doesn't figure much out, because he's too busy licking things.
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Harry Potter and the Madman with a Box by Iridalmenie
Fandom Doctor Who (2005), Good Omens (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Nov 2020
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we could turn the world to gold by nikkiRA
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
10 Jul 2019
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Crowley makes a disbelieving sound. “I have been courting you for six thousand years, angel.”
Aziraphale thinks they're dating. Crowley thinks they just hold hands sometimes.
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The Seduction Malfunction by iamtheenemy (Steph)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
23 Jul 2019
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“Disguise yourself,” Hastur said. “Pretend you’re a priest, or better yet, an altar boy. Their lot can’t resist an altar boy.”
Crowley held in a hysterical bubble of laughter as he imagined Aziraphale’s horrified face at being confronted with Crowley disguised as a lascivious altar boy. He’d feed him soup and give him a good talking to before sending him on his way.
Crowley gets orders to seduce Aziraphale to the dark side. It goes about as well as you might expect.
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Fraternizing by kalpurna
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Jun 2019
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Aziraphale has an unexpected house guest. Crowley disapproves.
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First Feast by reserve
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
20 Jun 2019
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“Do you feel different?” Aziraphale asked. His gaze was intent, flicking between Crawly’s mouth and eyes. He was twisting his plump, fruit-reddened fingers in the folds of his robe like he couldn’t manage to keep still. He was squirming. “Give us another taste,” he whispered.
Crawly dropped the forbidden fruit. Crawly lunged for him.
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on the same page by Chekhov
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Sep 2020
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Aziraphale Z. Fell is a rising star of the spiritual literary genre - the next Eat Pray Love guy - and his version of Chicken Soup For the Christian Soul is flying off the shelves. It's not that he's not grateful, but it's one thing to enjoy a career in writing and another completely to be pigeonholed into a specific genre, so much so that you are almost forbidden from writing anything else.
So yes, maybe he has a bit of a secret. An outlet for his less... appropriate urges. And yes, if his typical readership got word of the sort of paragraphs he could put out on a particularly inspired night, they might suffer some form of heart attack typical for their age.
But all of that is well hidden, and there is absolutely no way anyone would ever find out about his Arrangement with A.J. Crowley - the most debaucherous romantic fiction author of the decade.
That is... until they have to pretend to be married to each other.- Language:
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Born To Take Care Of You by WyvernQuill for Butcher_of_Blaviken_666
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 Dec 2019
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"Which Duke do you work under?" Azirafell asked conversationally, snapping a mug of something hot and sweet into existence and taking a sip. "Because I do hope they're considering you for promotion."
"Ngh?" Raphael blinked, feeling a little like the muddy rug had been pulled out from beneath him. "What?"
"Well, an enterprising young demon like you…" Azirafell smiled at him in a way that was all Lecherous Temptation, Raphael could tell from the detestable effect it had on the very pit of his stomach. "...ought to go places, in my humble opinion."
"Hah." Said Raphael, very lost. "Demon?"
In which the Archangel Raphael watches over humanity, prevents the End of the World, and spends 6000 years falling in love with a demon who doesn't even know his real name.
It's fine...
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Human Incarnate by nikkiRA
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Jul 2019
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“They think I’m immune to demon fire, see,” Aziraphale said, in a slightly airy voice. “So they had to… get creative.”
“Aziraphale, what. Did. They. Do?”
“Can’t you tell?” Aziraphale gave a little laugh. This must be what shock felt like. “Can’t you sense it?” He grabbed Crowley’s hand and pressed it to his chest, so the demon could feel his rapidly beating, very human heart. “I’m a human now, my dear. Very, very mortal.”
Aziraphale is punished. Crowley refuses to accept it. Shenanigans, feelings, and plots ensue.
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Changeling Child by willowscribe for AJfanfic
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
23 Jul 2019
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Warlock's a boy. And the Anti-Christ. And a changeling child, according to Mrs. McTavish.
Of course, none of these things are true.
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Appetite by spunknbite
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
07 Jul 2019
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Aziraphale glances down at the macaron in Crowley’s hand - two blush pink biscuits sandwich a layer of swirled white buttercream containing red-pink specks that Aziraphale takes to be pomegranate arils. Crowley places the macaron against Aziraphale’s lips with more reverence than the angel had thought him capable. “It’s alright, angel. Just take a bite.”
“Is that what you told Eve?”
“Something like it. It worked, didn’t it?”
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Catching Up by blewoutthestars
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
04 Aug 2019
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‘Ready to carry on where we left off?’ Crowley asks as the MGM lion roars on screen. He’s already slid as low as it’s possible to be in this kind of chair, and looks for all the world like he’s in his own living room.
‘Where we left off?’ Just for a moment Aziraphale has no idea what he’s talking about.Then it clicks.
If you go to the cinema and actually watch the film then you're doing it wrong.
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So Sick of Waiting by blewoutthestars
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
16 Jun 2019
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Next to him, Crowley was apparently as cool as a cucumber. Bored, even. From an outside perspective he was every bit an average guy watching a generously-rated 3-star movie to kill an empty evening – it was just that he happened to have his hand in his friend’s pants.
It takes six thousand years (and a lot of snogging) but Aziraphale eventually gets his act together.
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Susceptible to Summer by apliddell for A_Candle_For_Sherlock
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 Jun 2019
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One would think nearly everything would be an anticlimax after preventing the end of the world, but one would be wrong. There are always still good things to do.
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everything just stops by witching for mercuryhatter
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 Jun 2019
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i'm spilling wine in the bathtub
you kiss my face and we're both drunk
everyone thinks that they know us
but they know nothing about
all of this silence and patience
pining and anticipation
my hands are shaking from holding back from you// taylor swift, "dress"
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Taking the Long Way by iamtheenemy (Steph)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 Jun 2019
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Crawley nodded down at the sweaty humans undulating in a frightfully uncomfortable-looking position below them. “Mating,” he clarified. “One of God’s better ideas, if you ask me. Looks like it could be fun.”
“Does it?” Aziraphale asked doubtfully. “It’s all a bit sticky for my tastes. I think She had the right of it with plants. Pollination seems much more sensible.”
It takes Aziraphale 6000 years to catch up.
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just take me back to yours by effanineffableplans (Dawn_Blossom)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Jul 2019
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Angels and demons engage in nesting behavior to attract their mates. When Gabriel starts hanging around Aziraphale, a misunderstanding ensues.
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the whole damned world seemed upside down by citadelofswords
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Jun 2019
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