Stupidity is not an excuse
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Waiting for a moment that would never happen by Orca478
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
12 May 2020
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As Steve settles in Wakanda, he waits for the moment that Tony calls him to go back
its gonna be a long wait and Steve is bound to mess up at some point, the problem is, T'Challa is not as patient as Tony
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- Part 1 of Stupidity is not an excuse
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Steve thought that when he came back, he would get all the apologies he deserved, his tittle back and most importantly, make sure things return to the way they were.
When he returned he found out he was wrong
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- Part 2 of Stupidity is not an excuse
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As Natasha's car rolls in the air, she realizes that a lie could only take her so much.
Natasha tries to lie her way back to Tony's good graces, but each time, she fails, especially with a delusional Steve ruining every attempt, and Tony having an assassin wife that protects him.
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- Part 3 of Stupidity is not an excuse
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Not the Way Things Should Be by Orca478
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Aquaman (2018)
31 May 2020
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Steve tries to get things back to the way they where, and he fails miserably.
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- Part 4 of Stupidity is not an excuse
- Part 1 of Aqua-Tony: Spin-offs
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A True Shield Doesn’t Hurt, It Protects by Orca478
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)
29 Jul 2020
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When Steve and the others were pardoned and allowed to be Avengers again, Steve thought he could just make things return to the way they were, he just has to talk to Tony.
What he didn’t know was that Tony hasn’t just got himself a true family, but a shield that will protect him instead of hurt him.
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- Part 5 of Stupidity is not an excuse
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True Friends and Family Make You More. by Orca478
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (2018)
05 Oct 2020
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Steve and the others thought they would be back for a glorious comeback, they will defeat Thanos, be hailed as heroes, get rid of the accords, and Tony will bow to them, everything will be as they wished.
To bad that during their time away, things changed, new heroes arrived that make them look useless, and Tony now has a best friend squad that is ready to protect him.
A tale of Tony being happy, and the rouges realizing how truly useless they are.
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- Part 6 of Stupidity is not an excuse
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You Don't Know What You Have, Until You Lost It by Orca478
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (2018)
15 Oct 2020
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Steve thought that his life was back to normal. The Accords were scrapped, he was given a full pardon. He got the Avengers back with some new members. He has his home, and most importantly, he has Bucky. Now if only Tony would stop hiding.
But then, Thanos came in, and Steve's world came crashing.
Thanos defeats the Avengers, and now has 5 of the 6 stones. In a desperate effort to stop him, they travel to the planet that he is going.
What they didn't expect, is who they found in there. And how not only he rejects their help, but he really doesn't need them. how he truly doesn't need them.
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- Part 7 of Stupidity is not an excuse
- Part 1 of Tony & the Best Friend Squad
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Five Idiots at Freddy's by Orca478
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Five Nights at Freddy's
03 Dec 2020
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Team Cap is still waiting for Tony to call them back, not knowing he moved on from them. Out of funds, they got get a job as security guards in a pizzeria.
Things should be simple, except that well.......this is Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria, and Steve and co are about to meet some robotic friends.
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- Part 8 of Stupidity is not an excuse
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Tony's Aquarium of Rescue, Rehabilitation, Release, and Rouge Destruction by Orca478
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
28 May 2021
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After the Civil War. Tony and Pepper destroy the compound and decide to make their own Aquarium in the zone.
A year later he has a successful Aquarium which only takes rescued animals, and releases them if they can. And everyone is happy.
Except for the Rouges of course, who have no idea of the compounds new porpurse, and invade the Aquarium. Well, too bad that instead of fulfilling their delusions, they are gonna get to meet some interesting animals, that want to defend their hom
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- Part 9 of Stupidity is not an excuse
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Steve orders Natasha to close the portal as soon as Tony goes threw it. Not waiting for a chance for the genius to fall back.
This causes one of them to rise, and the other to fall.
And Steve is not the one rising.
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- Part 10 of Stupidity is not an excuse
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Moving On by Orca478
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (2018)
08 Dec 2021
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When the Rouges come back, they realize Tony is fresh out of care for them.
He has his new best friends, and they have taught him how friendship truly is.
The Rogues can do nothing but watch as they are forgotten.
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- Part 11 of Stupidity is not an excuse
- Part 2 of Tony & the Best Friend Squad
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It's been 6 months since Steve and his team were kicked out of Wakanda, and now they are trying to continue Avenging without the support of Tony, thinking it's only a matter of time before the billionaire welcomes them back.
But when a search for a Hydra agent goes horrible wrong, Steve learns that reality always comes through.
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- Part 12 of Stupidity is not an excuse
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Sorry, I Just Don't Have Time For Your Bullsh*t Rogers ! by Orca478
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
25 Aug 2022
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What if when the Sokovia Accords issue came, Tony was not around to help deal with it.
What if when Steve made his mess, other people had to be there to clean it up. People that were not willing to listen to his bullshit.
Or, Steve learns how much he depended of Tony, when the man is not around to clean his messes. After all you only value something when it's gone.
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- Part 13 of Stupidity is not an excuse
- Part 1 of Not Around To Clean Your Mess
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Steve and his team have returned to the compund for a while now, and everyone is hostile towards them, specially with Steve.
When Tony announces his engagement to Yelena and Steve’s emotional response reveals a little secret he had kept from his team. The Rouges realize that the cold attitude is not just pettiness.
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- Part 14 of Stupidity is not an excuse
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Bucky learns somethings during Steve’s trial that he kept hidden.
It makes him realize that everything has to end at some point, and the time has come for the line to end.
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- Part 15 of Stupidity is not an excuse
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Steve comes back to the compound, wondering if Tony is either gonna be happy to see the team back, and things can return to normal, or if he is gonna be angry and make things difficult.
Turns out, the answer is neither.
Team Cap is back and Tony....Tony just not cares anymore.
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- Part 16 of Stupidity is not an excuse
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Locks Can Be Replaced....and Sometimes They Should by Orca478
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Aug 2023
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The Rogues are brought back after a year on exile, and Tony is just done with them.
He knows their true colors, and will not let them get ahold of him again, specially when he knows there are better choices around.
Locks can be replaced, and Tony is more than ready to do so.
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- Part 17 of Stupidity is not an excuse
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After the events of the Civil War, Tony decides its time to move on. Find better friends, a better team that will truly watch his back when he needs it. Meanwhile Steve is still stuck on the past, keeping his head on the sand thinking that all we'll be back to normal.
Tony moves on with his life, and Steve is not happy about that.
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- Part 18 of Stupidity is not an excuse
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Every man has their breaking point, and Tony Stark was always close to reaching his..until it finally happens.
When the accords council pardons the Rouges and wants to pretend nothing ever happened, SHIELD is back and demanding full work of him, so is Pepper for that matter, and Tony..Tony finally says enough is enough.
He gets in contact with an old friend, packs his bags, and leaves.
And as Tony is gone, the world comes to a realization. Tony Stark can afford to loose them...but they can't afford too loose Tony Stark.
To bad they didn't realize that sooner.
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- Part 19 of Stupidity is not an excuse