Paedo Poetry Corner
Series Metadata
Listing Series
-
Violent and Vulgar Verses of Men 'n' Boys by SickRose
Fandoms: Original Work, The Lady of Shalott - Alfred Lord Tennyson
09 Jul 2020
Tags
Summary
What the title says. It's a pun. By the way. I hate my life.
Series
- Part 1 of Paedo Poetry Corner
-
Tags
Summary
A collection of pornified poems, dirtified ditties and lewdified limericks. Or: nursery rhymes but rewritten to be about sex.
That's it. That's the summary.Series
- Part 2 of Paedo Poetry Corner
-
Tags
Summary
I am a reaming hornyman, I ream from town to town,
And when I get a bit of skirt I'm willing to sit down.
With her legs up on me shoulder, and me dick all in me hand,
It’s round the country I will go, a reaming hornyman.Series
- Part 3 of Paedo Poetry Corner
-
Tags
Summary
O what can ail thee, concierge,
Alone and palely loitering?
The guests have vanished from the suites,
And no bell rings.Series
- Part 4 of Paedo Poetry Corner
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 254
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 5
- Hits:
- 748
-
Tags
Summary
A saltier rendition of an already fairly salty song.
Series
- Part 5 of Paedo Poetry Corner
-
A Little Bleeding Orphan by SickRose
Fandoms: A Little Belgian Orphan - Amanda McKittrick Ros
02 Aug 2021
Tags
Summary
The tragi(comic) tale of a little Belgian boy in the Second World War. Sure to jerk a tear from every eye (or cock).
Series
- Part 6 of Paedo Poetry Corner
-
Tags
Summary
What it says on the tin.
Series
- Part 7 of Paedo Poetry Corner
-
Bobby Shaft-Hoe by SickRose
Fandoms: Folk Songs, Bobby Shaftoe (Roud 1359), Nursery Rhymes & Songs
23 Oct 2023
Tags
Summary
Bobby Shaft-hoe's been gone long
Silver bells upon his dong
They jingle when he strokes his schlong
Horny Bobby Shaft-hoe.Series
- Part 8 of Paedo Poetry Corner
-
Tags
Summary
Another silly little paedophilic pornographic poem parody. Can't believe no one's ever used the title!
Series
- Part 9 of Paedo Poetry Corner