We Are Not Unspectacular Things: 31 Days of Fluff

Series Metadata

Creator:

metavenhorst

Series Begun:

2022-10-01

Series Updated:

2022-10-31

Description:

A collection of short, fluffy Gentlebeard fics following the prompts from the 2022 Our Flag Means Death 31 Days of Fluff / Flufftober challenge.

Notes:

All of the fics except for the last one (Day 31) are rated either gen or teen and up.

Stats:

Words:: 24,820
Works:: 31
Complete:: Yes
Bookmarks:: 16

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Sweet Warm Things by metavenhorst

Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
01 Oct 2022
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
- Blackbeard | Edward Teach
- Stede Bonnet
- Fluff without Plot
- Fluff
- pirates being adorable together
- Domestic Fluff
- Alcohol
- romance not bromance
- no beta we die like the badminton twins
- warm drinks
- Warm and Fuzzy Feelings
- Domestic Bliss
- Cold Weather
Summary

Day 1 of 31 Days of Fluff: Warm Drinks
Stede has never heard of a hot toddy. Ed makes him one.

Series
- Part 1 of We Are Not Unspectacular Things: 31 Days of Fluff
Language:

English

Words:

517

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

9

Kudos:

77

Bookmarks:

5

Hits:

537
Shore Leave by metavenhorst

Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
02 Oct 2022
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
- Blackbeard | Edward Teach
- Stede Bonnet
- Fluff
- Fluff without Plot
- Tooth-Rotting Fluff
- First Dates
- Shore Leave
- Nervousness
- Unresolved Romantic Tension
- Romantic Fluff
- Flowers
- Alcohol
- romance not bromance
- pirates being adorable together
- Adorable
- Pirates
- no beta we die like the badminton twins
Summary

Day 2 of 31 Days of Fluff: First Date
Ed and Stede take some much needed shore leave together. But it's not as if it's a date, right?

Series
- Part 2 of We Are Not Unspectacular Things: 31 Days of Fluff
Language:

English

Words:

980

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

13

Kudos:

88

Bookmarks:

4

Hits:

474
An Everywhere by metavenhorst

Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
02 Oct 2022
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
- Blackbeard | Edward Teach
- Stede Bonnet
- Fluff
- Domestic Fluff
- Romantic Fluff
- Sickfic
- romance not bromance
- pirates being adorable together
- Forehead Kisses
- Poetry
- no beta we die like the badminton twins
- john donne
Summary

Day 3 of 31 Days of Fluff: Sickfic
Ed hates being sick. Fortunately, he has Stede to look after him.

Series
- Part 3 of We Are Not Unspectacular Things: 31 Days of Fluff
Language:

English

Words:

582

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

11

Kudos:

73

Bookmarks:

9

Hits:

583
Sing Your Mantra, Leave Your Mark by metavenhorst

Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
04 Oct 2022
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
- Blackbeard | Edward Teach
- Stede Bonnet
- Fluff
- Romantic Fluff
- Romantic Soulmates
- Afterglow
- Tattoos
- Tattoo tracing
- pirates being adorable together
- romance not bromance
- no beta we die like the badminton twins
Summary

Day 4 of 31 Days of Fluff: Aftercare or Afterglow (SFW)
Just soft things.

Series
- Part 4 of We Are Not Unspectacular Things: 31 Days of Fluff
Language:

English

Words:

304

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

5

Kudos:

75

Bookmarks:

3

Hits:

495
A Spring Awakening by metavenhorst

Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
02 Oct 2022
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
- Blackbeard | Edward Teach
- Stede Bonnet
- Lucius Spriggs
- Fluff
- Fluff without Plot
- you wouldn't like him when he's angry
- oh moment
- scary!stede
- Pirates
- Attempted Kidnapping
- Threats of Violence
- hot when scary
- pirates being adorable together
- romance not bromance
- no beta we die like the badminton twins
Summary

Day 5 of 31 Days of Fluff: The "Oh" Moment
Ed already knew he loved Stede. But there were still more things to discover.

Series
- Part 5 of We Are Not Unspectacular Things: 31 Days of Fluff
Language:

English

Words:

757

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

15

Kudos:

121

Bookmarks:

8

Hits:

588
Anything, Everything by metavenhorst

Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
02 Oct 2022
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
- Blackbeard | Edward Teach
- Stede Bonnet
- Fluff
- Fluff and Humor
- Unresolved Romantic Tension
- Unresolved Sexual Tension
- Only One Bed
- Internal Monologue
- Pirates
- pirates being adorable together
- romance not bromance
- no beta we die like the badminton twins
Summary

Day 6 of 31 Days of Fluff: Only One Bed
It's perfectly normal to have to share a bed in these small port town inns. But no one told Stede that.

Series
- Part 6 of We Are Not Unspectacular Things: 31 Days of Fluff
Language:

English

Words:

1,788

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

17

Kudos:

109

Bookmarks:

8

Hits:

628
Wee Little Puppets by metavenhorst

Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
07 Oct 2022
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
- Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs
- Blackbeard | Edward Teach
- Stede Bonnet
- Wee John Feeney
- Frenchie (Our Flag Means Death)
- Buttons (Our Flag Means Death)
- Jim Jimenez
- Oluwande Boodhari
- Roach (Our Flag Means Death)
- Black Pete (Our Flag Means Death)
- Lucius Spriggs
- The Swede (Our Flag Means Death)
- Fang (Our Flag Means Death)
- Ivan (Our Flag Means Death)
- Crew of the Revenge (Our Flag Means Death)
- Fluff
- Tooth-Rotting Fluff
- Fluff and Humor
- Family Fluff
- Puppets
- pirates being adorable together
- Adorable
- Pirates
- romance not bromance
- no beta we die like the badminton twins
- puppet show
- Found Family
- variety show
Summary

Day 7 of 31 Days of Fluff: "Movie" Night
The sea is calm and the Revenge is going nowhere. What better excuse for a puppet show?

Series
- Part 7 of We Are Not Unspectacular Things: 31 Days of Fluff
Language:

English

Words:

1,792

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

5

Kudos:

65

Bookmarks:

7

Hits:

426
That's Good Soup by metavenhorst

Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
08 Oct 2022
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
- Blackbeard | Edward Teach
- Stede Bonnet
- Fluff
- Domestic Fluff
- Cooking
- Teaching
- pirates being adorable together
- romance not bromance
- no beta we die like the badminton twins
- cheer up bonnet
- we can fix this
Summary

Day 8 of 31 Days of Fluff: Cooking Together
Ed teaches Stede how to make (and rescue) a stew.

Series
- Part 8 of We Are Not Unspectacular Things: 31 Days of Fluff
Language:

English

Words:

622

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

4

Kudos:

49

Bookmarks:

3

Hits:

331
Autumn Vibes by metavenhorst

Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
09 Oct 2022
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
- Blackbeard | Edward Teach
- Stede Bonnet
- Fluff
- Fluff without Plot
- Autumn
- Pirates
- pirates being adorable together
- romance not bromance
- no beta we die like the badminton twins
Summary

Day 9 of 31 Days of Fluff: Scrunchy Leaves
It didn't even occur to Ed that Stede had never seen autumn leaves in person.

Series
- Part 9 of We Are Not Unspectacular Things: 31 Days of Fluff
Language:

English

Words:

340

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

15

Kudos:

72

Bookmarks:

7

Hits:

419
Artful Diversions by metavenhorst for Wild_Cedar

Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
10 Oct 2022
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
- Blackbeard | Edward Teach
- Stede Bonnet
- Original Male Character(s)
- Fluff
- Museums
- Pirates
- pirates being adorable together
- romance not bromance
- no beta we die like the badminton twins
Summary

Day 10 of 31 Days of Fluff: Museum Date
Stede takes Ed to see an old classmate's private art collection.

Series
- Part 10 of We Are Not Unspectacular Things: 31 Days of Fluff
Language:

English

Words:

1,216

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

7

Kudos:

62

Bookmarks:

4

Hits:

318
Fate or Coincidence by metavenhorst

Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
11 Oct 2022
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
- Blackbeard | Edward Teach
- Stede Bonnet
- Fluff
- Drabble
- Pirates
- Flowers
- pirates being adorable together
- romance not bromance
- no beta we die like the badminton twins
Summary

Day 11 of 31 Days of Fluff: Fate Keeps Bringing Them Together
They simply can't keep meeting like this.

Series
- Part 11 of We Are Not Unspectacular Things: 31 Days of Fluff
Language:

English

Words:

100

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

9

Kudos:

44

Bookmarks:

4

Hits:

334
The Great Outdoors by metavenhorst

Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
12 Oct 2022
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
- Blackbeard | Edward Teach
- Stede Bonnet
- Fluff
- Fluff without Plot
- Tooth-Rotting Fluff
- Camping
- Pirates
- pirates being adorable together
- romance not bromance
- no beta we die like the badminton twins
Summary

Day 12 of 31 Days of Fluff: Camping Overnight
Ed has slept outside plenty of times, but never with Stede.

Series
- Part 12 of We Are Not Unspectacular Things: 31 Days of Fluff
Language:

English

Words:

385

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

6

Kudos:

56

Bookmarks:

5

Hits:

345
I Said No Pets by metavenhorst

Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
13 Oct 2022
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
- Blackbeard | Edward Teach
- Stede Bonnet
- Frenchie (Our Flag Means Death)
- Fluff
- Tooth-Rotting Fluff
- Fluff without Plot
- Pirates
- Just Add Kittens
- Cats
- pirates being adorable together
- romance not bromance
- no beta we die like the badminton twins
Summary

Day 13 of 31 Days of Fluff: Cat Person
Stede finds a kitten.

Series
- Part 13 of We Are Not Unspectacular Things: 31 Days of Fluff
Language:

English

Words:

617

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

9

Kudos:

96

Bookmarks:

8

Hits:

473
There Are Other Worlds Than These by metavenhorst for faeeebaeee, allihaythere, BeaBonnet29, manicfanfic

Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
14 Oct 2022
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
- Blackbeard | Edward Teach
- Stede Bonnet
- Fluff
- Fluff without Plot
- Alternate Universe
- Parallel Universes
- Social Media
- The Void
- Portals
- Pirates
- pirates being adorable together
- romance not bromance
- no beta we die like the badminton twins
- smau
Summary

Day 14 of 31 Days of Fluff: Parallel Universes
Ed and Stede wake up in a void full of endless doors. Where do they lead?

Series
- Part 14 of We Are Not Unspectacular Things: 31 Days of Fluff
Language:

English

Words:

1,394

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

62

Kudos:

183

Bookmarks:

43

Hits:

1,269
Our Eyes Met by metavenhorst

Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
15 Oct 2022
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
- Blackbeard | Edward Teach
- Stede Bonnet
- Israel Hands
- Fluff
- Tooth-Rotting Fluff
- Fluff without Plot
- Pirates
- what's a little gazing between friends?
- pirates being adorable together
- romance not bromance
- no beta we die like the badminton twins
Summary

Day 15 of 31 Days of Fluff: "I do not gaze at him!"
Edward might be protesting a little too much.

Series
- Part 15 of We Are Not Unspectacular Things: 31 Days of Fluff
Language:

English

Words:

170

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

7

Kudos:

61

Bookmarks:

2

Hits:

376
Locked In by metavenhorst

Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
16 Oct 2022
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
- Blackbeard | Edward Teach
- Stede Bonnet
- Roach (Our Flag Means Death)
- Fluff
- Fluff without Plot
- Locked In
- Sly Allusions to Sex Having Happened
- Competitive!Ed
- Pouty!Stede
- pirates being adorable together
- romance not bromance
- no beta we die like the badminton twins
- rock paper scissors
Summary

Day 16 of 31 Days of Fluff: Locked in a Room Together
Ed and Stede get locked in the storeroom.

Series
- Part 16 of We Are Not Unspectacular Things: 31 Days of Fluff
Language:

English

Words:

623

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

6

Kudos:

71

Bookmarks:

6

Hits:

432
In The Morning When You Wake by metavenhorst

Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
17 Oct 2022
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
- Blackbeard | Edward Teach
- Stede Bonnet
- Morning Cuddles
- Morning Kisses
- Morning Routines
- Fluff
- Domestic Fluff
- Fluff without Plot
- Established Relationship
- Pirates
- pirates being adorable together
- romance not bromance
- no beta we die like the badminton twins
Summary

Day 17 of 31 Days of Fluff: Morning Routine
Ed watches Stede get ready for the day.

Series
- Part 17 of We Are Not Unspectacular Things: 31 Days of Fluff
Language:

English

Words:

693

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

19

Kudos:

114

Bookmarks:

11

Hits:

617
Warm Hands, Warm Waters by metavenhorst

Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
18 Oct 2022
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
- Blackbeard | Edward Teach
- Stede Bonnet
- Fluff
- Tooth-Rotting Fluff
- Domestic Fluff
- Bathing/Washing
- Bathtubs
- Muscles
- Pirates
- pirates being adorable together
- romance not bromance
- no beta we die like the badminton twins
Summary

Day 18 of 31 Days of Fluff: Bathtub
Ed and Stede take a bath.

Series
- Part 18 of We Are Not Unspectacular Things: 31 Days of Fluff
Language:

English

Words:

313

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

6

Kudos:

64

Bookmarks:

3

Hits:

510
Keep the Chill at Bay by metavenhorst

Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
19 Oct 2022
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
- Blackbeard | Edward Teach
- Stede Bonnet
- Frenchie (Our Flag Means Death)
- The Swede (Our Flag Means Death)
- Fluff
- Tooth-Rotting Fluff
- Blankets
- Sharing Body Heat
- Operas
- post-reunion
- Pirates
- pirates being adorable together
- romance not bromance
- no beta we die like the badminton twins
Summary

Day 19 of 31 Days of Fluff: A Night at the Opera
Ed and Stede go to the opera. (Sort of.)

Series
- Part 19 of We Are Not Unspectacular Things: 31 Days of Fluff
Language:

English

Words:

557

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

8

Kudos:

44

Bookmarks:

4

Hits:

339
On Our Way by metavenhorst

Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
20 Oct 2022
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
- Blackbeard | Edward Teach
- Stede Bonnet
- Fluff
- Drabble
- Fluff without Plot
- carriage ride
- Pirates
- pirates being adorable together
- romance not bromance
- no beta we die like the badminton twins
Summary

Day 20 of 31 Days of Fluff: Traveling Together
Ed and Stede are going somewhere in a carriage. (Another drabble because daily challenges are hard!)

Series
- Part 20 of We Are Not Unspectacular Things: 31 Days of Fluff
Language:

English

Words:

100

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

5

Kudos:

36

Bookmarks:

2

Hits:

255

We Are Not Unspectacular Things: 31 Days of Fluff

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Sweet Warm Things by metavenhorst

Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)

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Shore Leave by metavenhorst

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An Everywhere by metavenhorst

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Sing Your Mantra, Leave Your Mark by metavenhorst

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A Spring Awakening by metavenhorst

Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)

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Anything, Everything by metavenhorst

Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)

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Wee Little Puppets by metavenhorst

Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)

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That's Good Soup by metavenhorst

Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)

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Autumn Vibes by metavenhorst

Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)

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Artful Diversions by metavenhorst for Wild_Cedar

Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)

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Fate or Coincidence by metavenhorst

Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)

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The Great Outdoors by metavenhorst

Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)

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I Said No Pets by metavenhorst

Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)

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There Are Other Worlds Than These by metavenhorst for faeeebaeee, allihaythere, BeaBonnet29, manicfanfic

Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)

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Our Eyes Met by metavenhorst

Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)

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Locked In by metavenhorst