Izzy Hands Bingo 2023
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Izzy gets roped into Bonnet-typical madness and is dressed up to play his wife for a fuckery.
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- Part 5 of Shots Fired in Canyon Prompt War
- Part 1 of Izzy Hands Bingo 2023
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After seeing Blackbeard in the pillow fort, Lucius comes to Izzy with concerns.
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- Part 2 of Izzy Hands Bingo 2023
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During a storm, Izzy gets swept to the lower decks by Roach.
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- Part 3 of Chaos Babies (Rizzy Week 2023)
- Part 3 of Izzy Hands Bingo 2023
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Roach knows how to calm Izzy after a rough day at work.
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- Part 4 of Chaos Babies (Rizzy Week 2023)
- Part 4 of Izzy Hands Bingo 2023
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Driving back with the worthless piece of junk Bonnet sent them out for, Izzy gets distracted by Roach.
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- Part 5 of Chaos Babies (Rizzy Week 2023)
- Part 5 of Izzy Hands Bingo 2023
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The Gentleman Pirate, hostage of Roach and Izzy, is put to use.
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- Part 6 of Chaos Babies (Rizzy Week 2023)
- Part 6 of Izzy Hands Bingo 2023
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On their date night, Izzy decides he'll try and cook for Roach. What could go wrong?
(From being menaced by his own fucking cat to near setting the kitchen ablaze, everything goes wrong.)Series
- Part 7 of Chaos Babies (Rizzy Week 2023)
- Part 7 of Izzy Hands Bingo 2023
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Driven up the pole in his search for his ship, Stede takes drastic measures when he finds a maudlin Izzy Hands draped over the bar.
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- Part 5 of Valley Kink Vacation
- Part 8 of Izzy Hands Bingo 2023
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On a night out, Ed's eye is caught by some blonde uppity twat. Izzy agrees to take him home.
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- Part 9 of Valley Kink Vacation
- Part 9 of Izzy Hands Bingo 2023
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After a night of rejections, Blackbeard returns to the Revenge and falls back on the one thing he knows won’t reject him to make sure that he can't.
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- Part 15 of Valley Kink Vacation
- Part 10 of Izzy Hands Bingo 2023
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“Could give you an estimate of your cup size,” Izzy rasps.
“An—an estimate?” Stede fails to lower her voice to a whisper. Izzy shushes her. “How might you do that?”
The words already climbing out of her, Izzy decides it’s something in this bitch’s perfume that has her senseless. “Lift your sweater.”
While out on an errand to buy herself bras, Izzy encounters the stuck-up bitch from her history class.
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- Part 16 of Valley Kink Vacation
- Part 11 of Izzy Hands Bingo 2023
- Part 2 of Girls Just Want to Have Fun!
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Before they could finish up and spot him, Ed took a surreptitious step back.
Stede’s head whipped around like a fucking deer at the sound of a twig snapping underfoot. Ed was compromised.
After Stede flees from Ed for the umpteenth time just as things are getting heated, Ed decides to follow after him.
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- Part 22 of Valley Kink Vacation
- Part 12 of The Stede Dick Ensmallening Agenda
- Part 12 of Izzy Hands Bingo 2023
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The room they enter is darker than most of the hold and, through the interstice of light, Ed makes out a cage, and within it—
“Meet Israel.”
After being promoted to first mate, Ed is shown Hornigold's well-kept secret.
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- Part 13 of Izzy Hands Bingo 2023
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In the spring, when the sunsets look like paintings and the scent of pollen clumps in the air as it does in the petals of wildflowers outside of an old shack, Izzy rose.
A seagull squawked at him and flew away, dirt falling from its wings.
Fuzzily, Izzy realized that he'd been in a grave.
Reflections on a quiet fall morning as Izzy sits with his lovers at their shack by the sea.
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- Part 14 of Izzy Hands Bingo 2023