Fanby’s Ace Alastor Week 2024
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“This isn’t the first cake,” Alastor confessed. “This isn’t even the second or the third! No, no, no, this is the sixth – the sixth – cake she’s given me since I returned to the hotel!”
Alastor broke into manic laughter. “I don’t even like cake!” he said. “I detest sweet things! Can’t stand them! But for some reason she Just. Keeps. Baking them!”
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For some unknown reason, Charlie keeps baking Alastor cakes. With no sweet-tooth to speak of, nor the willpower to face Charlie’s disappointment should he turn down her gifts, Alastor seeks Rosie’s help with this dessert debacle.
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- Part 1 of Fanby’s Ace Alastor Week 2024
- Part 1 of Piece of Cake!
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“So, smiles,” Angel said, leaning against the bar and nursing a drink. “What’s your deal?”
Radio feedback crackled in the air while Husk frantically made ‘cut it out’ gestures from over Alastor’s shoulder.
“My Deal?” Alastor repeated in a tone that made Angel suspect he’d touched a nerve in a way he hadn’t even been trying to.
“Uh yeah, the whole ‘five foot rule’ thing,” Angel clarified, and watched as Alastor and Husk both visibly relaxed. “What’s up with that?”
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A cat, a deer, and a spider walk into a hotel bar, get drunk, and discuss the finer points of Alastor’s famous ‘five foot rule’.
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- Part 2 of Fanby’s Ace Alastor Week 2024
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Lucifer rolled his eyes. “Alright, my darling, spiteful deer. If not ‘paramour,’ then what should I call you?”
Alastor maneuvered himself into a more upright position.
“Hmm,” he hummed. ‘Paramour’ certainly wasn’t the right word, but he was drawing a blank on what was.
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Lucifer and Alastor try to come up with a word to describe their relationship to each other. They only get side-tracked once or five times.
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- Part 6 of The Unholy Trinity
- Part 3 of Fanby’s Ace Alastor Week 2024
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One Man’s Romcom is Another Man’s Psychological Horror by fanby
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
07 Apr 2024
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Vox had proposed a business meeting, the following Friday at seven.
To which Alastor replied, “Splendid! It’s a date!”
Vox’s screen went fuzzy. Ha! It was always very entertaining to watch his reactions to Alastor’s attention. Something so small as accepting an invitation to a meeting was enough to elicit a malfunction. What fun!
“It’s a date,” Vox repeated.
Alastor smiled at him. What an idiot.
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“Szz-seven,” Vox sputtered.
“Splendid!” Alastor replied.
And then he said three words that just about fried Vox’s circuitry.
“It’s a date.”
Vox’s vision blurred around the edges, tunneling until all he could see was Alastor’s smiling face.
He’d fumbled the invitation, made it sound like just another fucking business meeting. And yet, Alastor… Alastor still…
“It’s a date,” Vox repeated.
Alastor smiled at him fondly. Vox thought he might be in love.
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Vox asks Alastor out on a date; Alastor says yes to a business meeting. Vox’s romcom quickly turns into Alastor’s psychological horror.
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- Part 4 of Fanby’s Ace Alastor Week 2024
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How to Support Your Asexual Friend (Who May or May Not Know He’s Ace) by fanby
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
05 Apr 2024
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“Remember how you said we could work on supporting Alastor and his ace identity after we survived Extermination Day?” Charlie asked.
Vaggie nodded. “Mhmm.”
“Well, we survived!” Charlie gave an awkward, celebratory thumbs up. “So, now I wanna show my support! Be the good, allo-bisexual ally I know I can be!”
“By baking another cake,” Vaggie deadpanned.
“Yup!”
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Charlie wants to show some support for Alastor and his asexuality, and decides that the best way to do so is by baking him
a cakeseveral cakes! Vaggie does her best to support Charlie in supporting Alastor.There are only two problems:
1. Alastor doesn’t like cake.
2. Alastor doesn’t realize he’s ace.Series
- Part 5 of Fanby’s Ace Alastor Week 2024
- Part 2 of Piece of Cake!
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Purely Platonic, Non-Contractually Obligated Sins by fanby
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
04 Apr 2024
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“Now what?” Angel asked. “You gonna actually take me out on a date?”
“That’s entirely up to you, my dear!” Alastor folded his hands behind his back, feeling quite pleased with himself. “I’m perfectly content knowing I’ve done my part to help the hotel’s one and only resident out of his contractually obligated path of sin for the night so that he can fail redemption of his own free will!”
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Alastor thought Angel could use a day off, so he got him one! Of course, what Angel does with his time off is his to choose, but Alastor did offer him a date.
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- Part 6 of Fanby’s Ace Alastor Week 2024