South Park Really Needs a Better Psychologist
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Clyde Donovan's Tips and Tricks for Your Summer Bod!! (Do Not Attempt) by RaccoonLemur
Fandoms: South Park
17 Mar 2026
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“I think you could stand to lose a few pounds.”
Clyde furrowed his brows and looked over at Bebe from the other side of her room. “What?”
Bebe shrugged. “Summers in a few months. I thought you’d like to at least be a little fit before swimsuit season.”
Or, Clyde knew his body wasn't perfect, but he really didn't think it was that bad. At least, until Bebe told him otherwise... Now he's got a lot of prep work to do if he wants to look good for summer. It can't be that difficult, right?
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Craig Tucker's Guide to Hiding Everything Wrong With You by RaccoonLemur
Fandoms: South Park
25 Mar 2026
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“Did you get, mm overstimulated, or–”
“I told you not to call it that.”
“That’s what it is, Craig.”
“No, I’m just overwhelmed. “Overstimulation” is if you're autistic or something.”
Tweek pulled at his shirt, keeping distance between himself and Craig. “I mean, we’ve talked about this…”
“And each time I’ve told you: you’re wrong.” Craig crossed his arms.
Or, Craig's always been a bit different, and that wasn't a secret. Sometimes, though, he wished he could just be... right.
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Cartman slowly pulled out his phone and lazily typed in the password. “It’s remarkable how easy it is to find old childhood photos on a mother’s Facebook, ginger.” He turned his phone around and there it was.
An old photo, one that Kyle knew was still sitting in his garage’s attic. A slightly younger version of his mom and dad sitting with tense smiles, with a red faced child wearing a green, frilly, dress sitting on their laps. The caption: Family photo with our darling, newly three-year-old, Kayla!
or, Kyle has a secret he's convinced would ruin his life if anyone found out. And Eric Cartman discovers what it is.
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