17 Works in Barduil Secret Santa

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    Bard Bowman had no need for the job except when he found out who the mark was. Done deal. That his rival; Thranduil Oropherson, was also involved didn't make it better. Then again....he'd get back what had been taken from his family, along with the added bonus of being able to pay back Thranduil for their last encounter. Either way it was win-win for Bowman.

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    Merry Christmas Sharalock-Holmes. I'm your Secret Santa stand-in and I come bearing a gift for you.

    Barduil Secret Santa - Vampire!Bard with a side of protective Thranduil

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    Bard dreamed.

    He was in Laketown, staring into the eyes of the dragon, bottomless pools drawing him ever deeper in as the sibilant voice hissed in his ears and wormed its way into his brain.

    And then he was drowning. The wintry lake was boiling hot and he was burning inside and out as he choked on the roiling waters.

    All of a sudden, the water was blood. Thick, metallic, and just as hot, he was still drowning. But as he gasped and swallowed, blood sliding down his nose and throat, he no longer felt as though he were suffocating. Instead he drank and drank and drank and drank…

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    In the aftermath of the battle, two very broken kings emerge.

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    97
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    8
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    1,399
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    Thranduil had always loved books more then people. Running a bookstore should be the ideal job for him. Except of course that stores, successful ones anyway are full of people. Tauriel, his customer-distracter decides he should buy the failed soup and sandwich shop next door and turn it into a coffee shop because coffee attracts people. She does this of course because she knows it bothers him, she knows.

    Barduil Secret Santa - Coffee Shop AU
    Barduil Secret Santa gift for ofplanet_earth

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    1/1
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    67
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    “This is where I make the dolls,” the King says, in the end, his voice close to a whisper. “And where I unmake them, when they are damaged. We are wire and porcelain and untearable silk, and we do not age – but yet, sometimes, we can be damaged. Irreparably.”

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    41
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    1,968
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    Thranduil's wife passed tragically a year ago, and since then, he has been living vicariously through his neighbors, Bard Bowman and his wife. He imagines their happiness together, and pictures what he and his wife would be like with such happiness if she were still living. Convinced that the Bowmans across the street are happy, he has no idea the strain and turmoil their relationship is about to undergo as Bard's taken a job opportunity that requires he travel intermittently. Feeling unimportant and unwanted by her husband, his wife seeks attention from a man she has only just met, and this chance encounter escalates quickly to a fiercely sexual relationship kept under wraps. Thranduil finds his illusions of a happy couple destroyed one evening when Bard comes to him, wanting advice on losing his spouse. Their relationship grows, too, however, and both men find themselves wondering if what they're feeling for each other is real.

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    18
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    Bard has spent his life in space, searching for a higher meaning or purpose beyond the provincial life in which he grew up. Upon meeting with the greasy leader of his home town, he learns of the being called 'the Singularity'. A small space adventure leads him to meet this mythical entity, to which the two realise their fate was written in the stars.

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    4
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    Years passed and the seasons changed and changed back and changed again, but other things didn’t. Thranduil’s visits never ceased, growing as frequent and lengthy as possible for them, both long since having lost all sense of pretence over why Thranduil came to Dale, and why Bard travelled to Mirkwood so often. Bard and the Elvenking were great friends, anyone in all of Middle Earth could have told you.

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    298
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    56
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    2,594
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    Bard had no idea if he was cursed or blessed. Maybe some strange mix of the two.

    All he knew was that he remembered each life clear as day, and Thranduil did not.

    He could count their lives like a broken-hearted girl with a flower might do; he loves me, he loves me not.

    He loves me, then he loves me not.

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    92
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    Shortly after killing Smaug, King Bard discovers his dragon-related problems are far from over.

    Featuring mysterious disappearances, poor coping mechanisms, and unsolicited gifts of Dwarven sex toys.

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    Bard and Thranduil spend time bonding with their family over the holidays. Drabbles based on holiday themes.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    57
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    721
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    It had all started when Bard accidentally wrote to the wrong number.

    It continued when Thranduil wrote back.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    115
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    1,462
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    He is a lost spectre, a thing of fable, and when he hears the wolves howl their melancholy chorus, announcing a presence in his forest, he rests his head in his hands, and wonders how long it will be before he is burying another pile of clothes and chipped bones in the part of his garden where once his ancestors were buried, before they ceased to live.

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    34
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    360
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    74
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    A speech leads to certain assumptions among the people of Dale.

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    7
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    165
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    15
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    It is time for the Powers of Arda to create the world anew and thus all there ever was was unsung and unmade. To be made again. One Vala remembered the past and a love that withstood the corrosiveness of evil and brought it back.

    Series
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    1,182
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    24
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    600
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    Thranduil is a lonely cake maker/baker/decorator/whatever and his son and his son's friends are scheming little devils, but Thranduil finds that he doesn't mind this one time. Neither does Bard for that matter.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,138
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    957

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