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    Cloud Strife is new to university life, still figuring out his routine and adjusting to the change. He’s quick to find people irritating and keeps his circle small. So when he meets Aerith’s loud, overly friendly boyfriend, he instantly feels the need to stay away from him.

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    Set after the events of Advent Children, the story begins at Edge when Marlene and Denzel were walking home from school and met a child no older than them. The children became fast friends, but Cloud and Tifa have other concerns: the child reminds them so much of a particular villain donned in white formal suit.

    This was previously written in Indonesian at ff.net with the title "Chibi Shachou" with improvements (I hope).

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    Cloud’s face scrunches up, an unsubtle roll of his eyes, “I feel whole. Happy for the first time in my life. So why aren’t you happy for me?”

    A hundred reasons rush through Tifa's mind. None of them feel safe to say. She doesn’t recognize the man before her, can hardly get a thought out that isn’t, What happened to you?

    Or: Tifa tries to talk to Cloud. Sephiroth makes it impossible.

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    Thousands of years after his last defeat, Sephiroth crawls his way out of the Lifestream once more. Gaia is dying, devoid of all life except for Cloud. This Cloud refuses to fight him, and instead tells him of Nibelheim and its culture before fading away.

    Sephiroth travels back to the past, to before Cloud lost his fire, his fighting spirit.

    He does his best to follow the Nibel traditions he was told of, wanting to give to Cloud what he had once taken from him. His attempts all end in failure, but luckily, Cloud is willing to clean up his messes, even though he isn't very happy about it.

    Sefikura Week 2025 Day 3 - Home

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    There is blood. It bleeds. It bleeds.
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    Sometimes the boys forget who their mother is.

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    After the events of Omega's defeat, Chaos finds himself severely wounded, bleeding, broken, and all alone, laying in desolation. He cries out to deaf ears in the silence of mass ruin. He lays here in the carnage of his last fight, in his own blood, ebbing away from his injuries, and in his tears, the last of his mighty kind, to be consumed by the darkness that death brings... little did he know, there would be an ear to his cries... the ear of the man who despised him most...

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    Cloud doesn’t want to go to the doctor despite having a possible busted ear drum. With the bathroom door as a barrier Sephiroth has to navigate his irritable boyfriend.

    And find the patience to not brute force it

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    Little Cloud Strife is about to meet up with the most rare encounter, Sephiroth Clone.

    At the beginning cloud was shy and always a little curious about those secure and large wall that was inside the lab.

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    It’s the Zombie Apocalypse and Rude and Reno must survive in the new world while preparing for their unborn child.

    They manage to get to a place called AVALANCHE for Survivors but ever since they dropped the plate, Tensions are rising with the leader, Cloud.

    Will they manage to get along without killing each other?

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    When a building in the slums is scheduled to be torn down, they send Genesis Rhapsodos to protect the crew from desperate souls beneath the plate. He doesn't expect anyone to still be in the building.

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    Gaia sends Cloud back in time-- Jenova is the one to turn him into a child.

    Well. Physically into a child. She doesn't manage to effect his mind. And with this small failure on her part, the story takes a sharp turn to the left.

    Cloud was sent back in time in the desperate hope of saving the world.

    It helps that he accidentally acquires the most dangerous army in Gaia.

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    Late at night in the bar, a rather ruffled-looking Reno stumbles in. Begrudgingly, Cloud tries to clean him up so he can make it to wherever he's calling home.

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    Sephiroth has a new pet, and it certainly has a mind of its own.

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    Early in the morning, Sephiroth opens his door to find Reeve with a suspicious silver bundle.

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    Cloud wakes in a new world, and it's significantly bigger than he remembers it being. Luckily for him, SOLDIERs are the warm and fuzzy sort.

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    Ever since the promotion of the new CEO, Tifa has been walking on a tightrope. Unhappy with her work and her lack of creativity, she all but snaps when she's threatened with demotion. Enough is enough. Or, it should be enough, if her CEO wasn't such an ass.

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    Time Travel fic.

    As soon as Cloud wakes up, he knows that something is wrong. He felt... weird. There is too much noise around him for him to be in the 7th Heaven. Where is he? When he finally opens his eyes, he's in a familiar but unfamiliar place. Why is he in the barracks of the ShinRa building?

    Cloud hates being a trooper, more then anything in the world. But, he supposed, it's better then being a mutated experiment at the hands of Hojo. So, he decided, it wasn't the worst thing in the world. Until Zack, his old friend and First Class SOLDIER, changes everything.

    Life could be great, if he can just avoid Sephiroth and somehow destroy JENOVA before any bullshit can happen.

    How bad could it get?

    The answer, apparently, was very bad. It was horrific.
    Especially since the General has taken an odd interest in him.

    STORY IS UNFINISHED AND BEING REWRITTEN UNDER THE TITLE LITERAL REWRITE.

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    This is when Biggs decides to grow some balls and approach him. Full of the liquid courage from the stims they’ve been injecting to stay fresh and alert. His eyes were bugged out, hyped from his pep talk in the shower.
    “Cloud.” He’s in the personal space, face twisted in disgust. A perfect overall image of righteous indignation “We need to talk.”

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    Day 5 of Sefikura Week 2020: Gloves

    Sephiroth gets sent off on a last-minute mission, leaving Cloud alone for their first anniversary, so he decides to have a little fun at home without him, he's sure Seph won't care about one pair of ruined gloves.

    This one is being posted later than I'd like due to my daughter being a snuggle bunny all day. I sure as heck wasn't writing smut with her popping in and out of my work area every five minutes. LMAO. :S

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    Sephiroth Crescent, a world renowned journalist and CEO, temporarily becomes a professor of an investigative journalism class in order to find three suitable candidates for his internship program.

    Cloud Strife, a student with no ambition and a snarky way with words, finds himself striving to find importance while enduring the growing frustration between him and the newest professor.

    Meanwhile, a case unfolds.

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    10/?
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