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Genesis comes home from work angry and makes it Angeal’s problem.
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If You Give a Sephiroth a Puppy… he will ask for a glass of milk. by Anonymous
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997)
18 Jul 2025
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In which Zack meets Sephiroth pre-Crisis Core.
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The Path of Destined Embrace by EllaEpoche
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII
21 Jun 2025
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You work as a secretary for a middle manager at Shinra. A chance encounter catapults you from the office world into the world of SOLDIER, where you catch the eye of multiple SOLDIERs. Will you break through Sephiroth's cold exterior to find the warmth within? Or will you perhaps become the "gift of the goddess" sought by Genesis? Are you drawn to the honorable Angeal, or the overeager Zack?
Choose your path at the end of each chapter, and try to win over the heart of a SOLDIER!
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Crisis Core -Reunion- Unofficial Novelization by EllaEpoche
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII
20 May 2025
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A novelization of Crisis Core -Reunion- that includes everything you can imagine from the original game: missions, side quests, fan clubs, secret boss fights, and a chapter from Before Crisis featuring Zack! It includes or references every email that Zack receives and every Digital Mind Wave (DMW) scene.
While the work itself is not a game guide, the notes at the end of each chapter note where to find each mission and side quest referenced in that chapter.
Though most of the novel is written from Zack's POV, there are short scenes from the POV of Sephiroth, Angeal, Genesis, Tseng, Tifa, and Cloud. There are also a few short fanon scenes to help with pacing, especially during chapters that are very side-mission-focused.
It is a rework of a novelization I wrote on my old AO3 account a few years ago.
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- Part 1 of Unofficial Novelizations
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Sephiroth and who? That's right. A baby. by BlackHat666
Fandoms: Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997)
19 Feb 2025
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Sephiroth is pregnant. He tells the pack. It's not sweet. They know SHINRA will bite them in the ass because of it. Cloud watches it all unfold. But he has his own issues too. After all he doesn't belong to this time but that's not important right now. Because Sephiroth is stuck between a wall.
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Blankets by shotalee
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII
19 Jan 2025
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“I’m texting Gen," Angeal says, firmly making up his mind. "Telling him this whole thing was a bunch of bullshit and you two need to talk it through like you and I just did.”
“Please don’t—”
“What? Tell him you’ve got a rape kink?”
Sephiroth grimaces.
“Is that… really what that is?”
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Alternatively, Sephiroth's got some issues he's got to work through, and Genesis winds up being more than happy to help. In his own way. Also, Hojo's in here. Being Hojo.
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Comfort Food by ForeststarFlaime
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII Ever Crisis (Video Game 2023), Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII
23 Dec 2024
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For Sephgeal Week 2024, Day 3: Soup
An unfamiliar sizzling sound coaxed Sephiroth’s attention back to Angeal’s cooking. His friend was standing serenely by the stove, a strangely peaceful look of concentration coloring his features with care. The spoon he was using seemed small next to his bulk, but he handled it with practiced ease.
Angeal makes Sephiroth pumpkin soup in the quest to find food Sephiroth enjoys.
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- Part 3 of Quiet Comforts
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Take it With a Grain of Salt by Anonymous
Fandoms: Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997)
06 Sep 2024
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As per usual, Zack Fair tries to do something kind; as per usual, something goes wrong; as per usual… certain doom is avoided?!
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Ten Thousand Cold Nights by EllaEpoche
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997)
12 Jul 2024
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The calamity from the sky known as Jenova was excavated from a 2,000-year-old rock layer and subsequently used in Shinra’s inhuman experiments to create the ultimate SOLDIER, Sephiroth.
In this world, something has released the calamity before Professor Gast could discover it. Project S never came to be, and the war hero Sephiroth is simply an ordinary boy. But when the calamity’s virus reaches the mountainous town of Nibelheim, destiny is forever changed…
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- Part 2 of Multiverse Traveler Sephiroth
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Mens spiritus ratio (Final Fantasy Crisis Core) by PaulettNightcore99
Fandoms: Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII Remake (Video Game 2020)
21 Feb 2024
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El destino del caballero se ha visto marcado por la desgracia e infortunio, perdiendo a sus amigos, a su amada y su vida, eso es lo que cuenta el poema favorito del comandante Genesis, Loveless. Angeal y Sephiroth, así como el resto de la gente del planeta Gaia se enfrentan al fatídico futuro que se ha contado en un ciclo infinito. El regalo de la diosa ha llegado.
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To Be Found by DanDanTheMermaidMan
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997), Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII
11 Dec 2023
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"“I just don’t get it, Angeal!”
“Don’t get what? … The food?”
“Yes, the food- No, obviously not, Angeal!” Genesis shouted, crossing his arms. “I’m talking about Sephiroth, he’s so…” Robotic, weird, short, creepy looking, literally two years younger than the both of us. “Why is he even allowed to work at Shinra? How is he a first? You’re not allowed to join until you’re thirteen!”
“I will admit that it is a bit… odd that he’s allowed to fight, though maybe he just really impressed Shinra which is why he could join?” Angeal suggested, though even he didn’t sound very sure of his own answer."
In which everyone's favorite trio of SOLDIERs meet
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- Part 1 of Spring That Would Never Fade
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A Soldier's Struggle: Retelling by MarcelinaRose
Fandoms: Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII Remake (Video Game 2020)
05 Dec 2023
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Being the first omega in SOLDIER was always a thought in the back of Cloud's mind. However, it's a completely different story when he's a pregnant omega in SOLDIER. While being belittled by his fellow comrades along with taking every measure to make sure he doesn't get turned into another one of Hojo's science experiments, Cloud is just fed up and wants to go through his pregnancy in peace, but that's never an option when he's part of Shinra.
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This is a revision of the first story in the SOLDIER!Omega Cloud AU. The previous work has been deleted.
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- Part 1 of Soldier's Struggle: The Compilation
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Anomaly by Empress_Of_The_Sun_Writer
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII Remake (Video Game 2020), Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997), Dirge of Cerberus: Final Fantasy VII
22 Oct 2023
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Anomaly; noun: something that deviates from what is standard, normal, or expected.
While her older brother Zack rises in the ranks of SOLDIER, Dalia Fair is one of the biggest Idol’s Midgar has ever seen! All seems well for the siblings, till the Whispers appear and try to kill Dalia. Now brother and sister must unrevail ShinRa’s dark secrets and why Dalia is an anomaly in the eyes of the spectral beings.
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Zack has a younger sister whom the Whispers want to get rid of because they must protect the sacred canon.
Spoiler Alert: Dalia won't let herself get killed or erased by the spooky grim reapers wannabe!
Also, canon who, it's her show now!Series
- Part 1 of The Fair-Effect
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Dogged Determination by Anonymous
Fandoms: Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997)
17 Oct 2023
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Because the sight of General Sephiroth, melted to his knees, absolutely swarmed by a litter of Nibel wolf pups as he struggled to stroke and fondle them all, was not exactly something one could prepare themselves for.
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Bright by Average_Capybara
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII
02 Oct 2023
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The lights are too bright. It’s about to become a big problem.
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Day 1: Genesis Rhapsodos - Overstimulation
Prompts and characters are randomly paired. Enjoy!
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I'm Gonna be a First! by BlackRoseStay
Fandoms: Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VIII
13 Sep 2023
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Zack has always wanted to be a SOLDIER. So when he found out that he could join it and become Angeal and Sephiroth's apprentice, he is full of excitement. However, it's short lived when there's a mass desertion at SOLDIER and Zack must decide where his loyalty lies.
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Take Your Best (Mug) Shot by PrismaticPichu
Fandoms: Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997)
12 Aug 2023
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A cup of coffee later, and the future is looking a lot less bleak.
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After All That I Can Do Is Done (Remember Me) by StupidGenius
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII
06 May 2023
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Zack knows this voice. He didn’t hear much of it aside from endless ‘Loveless’ quotes, but he does still remember it pretty well.
“Genesis!” He whirls around.
Genesis’ eyes narrow, chin tilting up.
“That’s no way to refer to a superior.” He frowns, then rolls his eyes and tsk’s. “But, I’ll ignore it, just this once, since Angeal has taken such a liking to you, and you have apparently been wandering about for hours with an unchecked head injury.”
“G-Commander Rhapsodos… um. What are you doing here?” He winces. Genesis scowls.
“Coming to collect a lost puppy, as if that wasn’t obvious. Follow me before Angeal loses his damned mind.”
“I’m not a puppy!” He squeaks. It’s been so long since anyone called him that. Feels like a life-time ago.
“You’re not quite house trained enough to be promoted to dog.” Genesis huffs. He crosses his arms and cocks a hip, giving Zack an expectant look. “Well? I’m not carrying you.”
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A Chance Encounter on the Western Front by TheDespairActor
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII Remake (Video Game 2020), Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997), Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Before Crisis: Final Fantasy VII
20 Apr 2023
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It was everything... To know that he drove this man to madness like this. That he was needed by this man in this way. Yes, for all the ways Genesis disdainfully knew he would be outshone by Sephiroth on the warfront - he also knew nobody else could reduce him to...this.
Genesis welcomes relief from the stresses of his post orders. Please note possible spoilers and content warnings.
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Like Murder She Wrote|| FFVII & Resident Evil by Mercedes_Kennedy_Valentine
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse), Final Fantasy VII Remake (Video Game 2020), Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Compilation of Final Fantasy VII
15 Mar 2023
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When Sephiroth summoned Meteor, Gaia was destroyed, scattering those in the Lifestream across dimensions. Zack Fair had the fortunate of landing in the garden of the Beneviento sisters before the village was massacred, saving both himself and the sisters, Donna and Lucrezia from being killed by Ethan.
Zack, pledging to protect and follow the sisters to the grave, defended them until the end, where Miranda killed them all for handing over Rosemary's flask.
In the next life, Luce is lost back in time in the States, vowing to find Donna and Zack as she works her way through the unknown Hell with a mysterious redheaded stranger and cute rookie cop.
But we're getting ahead of ourselves. Let me explain how it all began.
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- Part 1 of Resurrección de Síntesis