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Part of your world by janedoebutimnotdead
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
24 Nov 2025
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She tried to stand unsteadily, but Helen took her hand in hers before even noticing.
They were lost in each other. Madeline didn't know why Helen was holding her back, and Helen didn't know what kind of inner strength had compelled her to grasp her princess like that.
Perhaps it was the desperation of not losing her, the tragic reality that, when she married, she would never see her again.
“Take good care of thyself, Princess,” she whispered. “Mayhap thou shalt find one who knoweth how to cherish thee as thou truly deservest.”Aka: Madeline is a princess forced to get married with Prince Ernest and Helen is a mermaid who is in love with her.
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When seven true-crime experts gather for a storm-soaked weekend at the newly reopened Cold River Motel, the site of a notorious satanic massacre thirty years ago, they expect a publicity retreat, not a bloodbath. As the storm cuts them off from the world and guests begin to die, paranoia turns their fascination with murder into survival. As secrets surface and the body count rises, the line between justice and vengeance blurs and when the rain finally stops, not everyone trapped at Cold River deserves to leave alive.
*Author Note: This story follows the show pretty closely until around chapter 7 then it starts to deviate a lot and the pace picks up*
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Sail Away with Me by oceansmiller
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
24 Nov 2025
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Sometimes, living for eternity gets boring. Helen needs a vacation. Madeline needs Helen. Why not set sail for a while? What could possibly go wrong?
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Tension Thick Enough To Cut by Floop201
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
24 Nov 2025
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Madeline hates Helen
True or false?
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Ernest never expected to see Abigail again. But when she turns up on his doorstep asking him to marry her, it sets him on an unexpected path. The danger isn't in the journey itself—it's in what it stirs inside him. This isn’t a physical escape, but an emotional one, and Ernest will have to decide whether her impulsive proposal might be the beginning of something real.
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A true ensemble story that is funny, romantic, full of heart and a little sexy. The story is canon compliant(ish), mostly in the fact that I try to stay very true to everyone's personalities and motivations, and there is often the thread of canon in-game happenings going on in the background.
However, I am deeply invested in a non-canon pairing, and most of the daily activities/relationship beats/family events of our Sandrock citizens just come straight from my pretty little head.
I hope you enjoy!
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Echoes of Destiny by Stealing_Fire_67
Fandoms: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Stargate SG-1
23 Nov 2025
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When Sam came back to the facility to shut down the Goa’uld forceshield, she'd expected to find Colonel O’Neill. She had actually planned on it. No man left behind.
But Sam hadn't expected to find a 12 year old kid named Daisy, who was somehow immune to Hathor’s breathing virus and... who had also rejected and killed a Goa’uld symbiote– Hathor herself, when Hathor had tried taking her over as a host.
She and Col. O'Neill had brought Daisy back home... and then things had gone wrong. Daisy was dying. Desperate, Sam and Jack used Ancient Technology to save Daisy, setting off a chain of events that would change their lives, the SGC, Earth, their galaxy and the universe.
Daisy didn't remember much from before Hathor had woken her up and tried to take over her body. Just her name and a few other things.
The next time she'd woken up, she'd met Sam and Jack. They'd escaped back to Earth, and she'd tried settling in there... and the next thing she knew, Sam and Jack had done something that changed things between all three of them.
She'd gained (regained?) her powers... and now, Daisy had to grow up- again (puberty, ugh.), but hey! atleast she liked the Stargate Programme and the SGC.
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but if anybody could... by private_property_pelican
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
22 Nov 2025
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Helen refuses to believe that the art is important enough, and the fame is enough a part of the art, that it’s necessary for Madeline to do these things.
Helen refuses to believe that the art is more important than she is.
Madeline doesn’t know which she believes is more important. What she does know is that the art cannot compromise, and Helen can. Helen could, but doesn’t. Not enough. Helen only ever offers false compromises, and then she acts like Madeline is unreasonable for not being satisfied by them.
So maybe they just don't belong together.
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Madeline Ashton is an actress. A good one. A serious one who puts her craft above all else.
Helen Sharp is a one-hit wonder of an author who's lost herself in a relationship she has to keep secret.
When Madeline gets the starring role in the film adaptation of Helen's book, they have to face certain things.
They do not belong together.
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Sunday in the Park with George AU
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Breaking the ice by DeathBecomesWho
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette
21 Nov 2025
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Helen Sharp was not a sports fan. But when she was handed a ticket for a women's ice hockey game, she decided to step outside her comfort zone. What she didn't expect was to be so enamoured with one of the players, Madeline Ashton.
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MadHel college Ice Hockey AU
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familiar but foreign, a liminal feeling by Notevenaproperword
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette
21 Nov 2025
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She had whispered his name. Yes, she must have had. At least once, before the world dissolved in a pair of frightened blue eyes. Or perhaps she had screamed. Not his name, but she can recall an inhuman shriek near her and the burn of her throat, scorched earth but in skin.
Helen isn’t dead and she has woken to silence.OR
Seemingly boring Helen Menville leads a quiet life. Her days revolve around her husband, her cat, and the Broadway diva she’s sworn to get kicked out living across the courtyard. Her plan to ruin Madeline Ashton goes off-script, or does it?
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How do you like me now by MadelineAshtonSharp
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
21 Nov 2025
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“Pretty girl, already so wet for me,” Helen cooed, the tip of her boot grazing that soaked center. The contact ripped a deep, guttural moan from Madeline's throat, raw and unrestrained.
This is also a gift for my bestie, it's her birthday today.
Happy Birthday babe- I hope you like it, if you don't then please pretend like you didn't read it..hehe Thank you XOXO
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Come give this a taste by janedoebutimnotdead
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
21 Nov 2025
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AU in which, instead of drinking the potion, Madeline becomes a vampire and is completly and utterly obessesed with Helen.
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Under the Moon with You by Shelbazoidz
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
17 Nov 2025
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It's getting weird. The past five months Helen has been acting strange. Well stranger than usual and Madeline has no idea what's going on. Once a month Helen will just disappear for an entire night and return looking like she's had the roughest night of her life. Her lies are getting less and less convincing so Madeline decides to follow her. What she finds is something unimaginable.
Helen Sharp has been keeping a huge secret.
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hold me like water by reyisking
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
16 Nov 2025
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Madeline has the perfect life. She reminds herself as she applies her make up in her vanity.
She has everything a woman can dream of: a husband and a house big enough for a family of six with a perfect lawn and picket fence.
She is the American Dream all those men fought so hard for in the second World War.
Still, she’s profoundly unsatisfied.
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housewife! mad and neigbor!hel in 1959 au
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It's over, isn't it? by janedoebutimnotdead
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
16 Nov 2025
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Helen was trully head over heels for this fucking useless penis-bearing person. He has a huge asshole. Madeline knew that. A few silly jokes about her tits and some pretty puppy eyes was also that she had used to get him drooling all over her.
He was a man, after all.
A pathetic little man who was only able to think not by using his brain, but his dick.
It was so, so easy to make him hers, to show Helen that she was the only one who could marry her.
But… Madeline would break her heart by doing so.
“There’s… there’s something I wanted to tell you, Mad.”
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The Long Long Holiday Request and One shots import you OC ? by Deer_CanadiansarerealS14
Fandoms: Les grandes grandes vacances | The Long Long Holiday (Cartoon)
16 Nov 2025
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You wanna have your OC with the characters. Friend, relationships family? Whatever you want. I will write it. As long as it is legal and not some weird pedo or non-con stuff. I will write cringe. I want to write cringe. It's ok. You can message me privately for request or do it anonymously in comments or in google . Request in the first chapter. If I replay to you I am writing it. Give me a week and a half max to finish. I am busy sorry. But, I got some free time.
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(the three-part folding mirror) by QuidProCrow for maverickmabel
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
16 Nov 2025
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The year the schism gets worse is the year one of the quarterly
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Crowmark Spritzer, a detective from the idyllic Brooklyn, moves to the picturesque coastal town of Maple Bay with his spawn, lovingly named Amanda. He is forty-eight, loves his daughter, and enjoys walks on the beach (maybe like three minutes, depending on his back). He's got a heart of gold underneath that gruff exterior, and his introverted and endearingly blunt disposition will capture the heart of many an eligible dad in Maple Bay. This narrates his journey in love and life with a dose of laughter and mystery.
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ecco la primavera by jrm8097
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
14 Nov 2025
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“Viola bends her head low to the pad of Madeline’s finger. Slowly, she extends her tongue to taste the bead of blood that swells there. The sensation is rough, but sends a thrill down her spine. Behind them, the dogs growl and whimper.”
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Viola Van Horn grants Madeline Ashton the gift of vampirism. Luckily enough, Helen's there to show her the ropes.
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Scream, Bitch! by Floop201
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
14 Nov 2025
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“NOOOO!!!”
A brunette burst out of Principal Vanhorn’s office. She scrabbled through the sea of kids transitioning from class to lunch. Pushing and shoving her way all the way to the schools exit. Without warning the brunette ran out of the school, and sprinted down the street. Tears streaming down her face the whole time.