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sometimes a family is three orphans, their adopted daughter, one not-so-sad writer, and two triplets by QuidProCrow
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
29 Oct 2025
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In the grand tradition of all parents, the extended Baudelaire family find themselves trying to pull a fast one.
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Benny's Adventure Team, Assemble! by Eltramuffinz
Fandom: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
17 Jul 2024
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Spending time with Bennett is never dull. You'll just have to expect the unexpected. Also known as: The series where I smother Bennett in love because he deserves everything good in the world.
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the way you do it with ease by theoneiam2277
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
13 Nov 2025
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Smacking a kiss onto Shane's cheek like he did after the All-Stars, Ilya grins in challenge. Shane's not taken off his helmet yet, so the angle was awkward, but when he glances nervously at the team around them no one seems judging, so he smiles shyly. Ilya's open affection is a lot to get used to. Even after a while with this team, he still fears they'll react badly, but they never do.
In fact, their team members seem elated.
"You tell him, Captain!" Bood laughs. "We should hang a banner. Danger: Beware of Ilya Rozanov's husband."
"Why do you get a victory kiss and we don't, Roz?" Troy calls teasingly.
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Or, the one in which Hollzy gets kisses.
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- Part 2 of endgame (Shane/Ilya)
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Oh I’m obsessed with this
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Sail Away with Me by oceansmiller
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
21 Nov 2025
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Sometimes, living for eternity gets boring. Helen needs a vacation. Madeline needs Helen. Why not set sail for a while? What could possibly go wrong?
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Ilya takes every chance available to show his love for Shane. Sometimes it's loud. Sometimes it's subtle.
And Shane is learning to do the same.
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A collection of moments where Shane is getting more comfortable being with Ilya in public, especially in front of their team.
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endgame (Shane/Ilya) by theoneiam2277
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Breaking the ice by DeathBecomesWho
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette
20 Nov 2025
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Helen Sharp was not a sports fan. But when she was handed a ticket for a women's ice hockey game, she decided to step outside her comfort zone. What she didn't expect was to be so enamoured with one of the players, Madeline Ashton.
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MadHel college Ice Hockey AU
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Two Two One Bravo Baker Universe by abundantlyqueer, boxoftheskyking, seiji, suchanadorer
Fandom: Original Work, Sherlock (TV), two two one bravo baker - Fandom, Two Two One Bravo Baker Series
16 Feb 2013
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pining in anticipation by WithluvLia for Misscarterswan
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette
01 Aug 2025
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Madeline Ashton has always considered herself emotionally detached, romantically unbothered, and completely immune to the kind of drama that usually involves crying in public or stalking someone on Instagram at three in the morning. She dates when she feels like it, disappears when she’s bored, and Ernest, all charming in that vaguely disappointing way, was never meant to be anything serious.
Until one night, while he’s passed out in her bed and snoring like a dying blender, Madeline picks up his phone.
Not because she’s jealous — obviously — but because she’s bored.
And that’s when she finds Helen. The other name in his phone that isn’t food delivery.
And she’s… stunning. Smart. Funny. Probably volunteers with orphans on weekends and makes eye contact when she speaks. A walking, talking monument to everything Madeline pretends not to want.
It should have ruined everything.
Instead, it sparks something. And suddenly, Ernest isn’t the problem. He’s just… in her way.
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Parasites by evvrythingisawesome
Fandom: Stargate - All Media Types, Stargate Atlantis, Stargate SG-1, Teen Wolf (TV)
04 Nov 2025
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Run I dare You by fruitist
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
08 Oct 2025
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Madeline Ashton and Helen Sharp have proven historically that they cannot play nice. After two years of avoiding each other Helen accepts Madeline's genuine invitation to see her at her show in New York hoping to one up Madeline with the news of her engagement. However, as the night goes on it's clear the life Helen has made for herself is all about to fall apart.
A rewrite of that dinner scene.
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Echoes of Destiny by Stealing_Fire_67
Fandoms: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Stargate SG-1
19 Nov 2025
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When Sam came back to the facility to shut down the Goa’uld forceshield, she'd expected to find Colonel O’Neill. She had actually planned on it. No man left behind.
But Sam hadn't expected to find a 12 year old kid named Daisy, who was somehow immune to Hathor’s breathing virus and... who had also rejected and killed a Goa’uld symbiote– Hathor herself, when Hathor had tried taking her over as a host.
She and Col. O'Neill had brought Daisy back home... and then things had gone wrong. Daisy was dying. Desperate, Sam and Jack used Ancient Technology to save Daisy, setting off a chain of events that would change their lives, the SGC, Earth, their galaxy and the universe.
Daisy didn't remember much from before Hathor had woken her up and tried to take over her body. Just her name and a few other things.
The next time she'd woken up, she'd met Sam and Jack. They'd escaped back to Earth, and she'd tried settling in there... and the next thing she knew, Sam and Jack had done something that changed things between all three of them.
She'd gained (regained?) her powers... and now, Daisy had to grow up- again (puberty, ugh.), but hey! atleast she liked the Stargate Programme and the SGC.
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Когда на высших постах империи полно военных, она несколько напоминает казарму. Но Райнхард твердо намерен это исправить.
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More silly humor, this time about Reinhard's attempts to make his admirals more cultured.
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Someone to Hold at Night (While My Husband Sleeps Downstairs) by kristenswanmills
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette
09 Sep 2025
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She knows this is where they’ve always been headed; knows this has been inevitable since the moment they met—maybe even before. That underlying, unspoken truth that’s always existed between them, tying them to each other and also wedging the greatest distance between them. This is what it’s all been for.
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Louis had never left his fathers farm. At age 16, he knew nothing about the outside world. Louis’s world was just peaches, his family, and his friends. As a punishment from his father, Louis has to help train the new farm workers who happen to be no good city boys. Louis gets tangled up in their antics and tangled in the sheets with Harry Styles. A messy bet leads to drinking, drugs, and sloppy kissing. But lying only gets you so far when your with the Tomlinsons…
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(the three-part folding mirror) by QuidProCrow for maverickmabel
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
16 Nov 2025
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The year the schism gets worse is the year one of the quarterly
informationcostume parties is held in the grand ballroom on the third floor of the Hotel Denouement.- Language:
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“Hello,” Harry says, trying to sound cool but soft and not like an absolute knob. “What are you doing in my meadow?”
“Your meadow?” Louis quips back, quick as lightning.
“Yes,” he says with a little chuckle.
“Hm,” Louis says, rising to his feet and dusting off the back of his shorts. He tries to sound very serious but can’t help but smile when he says, “I thought it belonged to the bees.”
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On the Cheshire Plain, in a small, queer town called Whylom Green, a peculiar old manor house and its adjoining meadow are teeming with magic. When charming newcomer Louis Tomlinson spots the unusual place from the road, he has no way of predicting how the home and its caretaker, Dr. Harry Styles, will alter the course of his life. Can Louis, heart unmoored, put down an anchor? Can Harry, lost at sea, accept a helping hand? Can their collective friends and family, a motley crew of farmers and artists and lovers and witches, give them a reason to hope again?
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love is a smoke raised with the fume of sighs by sarahtlou
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette
10 Nov 2025
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A school play forces Helen and Madeline, two high school teachers from separate departments who hate each other's guts, to work together on something for once. Will they be able to settle their differences and pull through in time for the show, or will it all end in tears?
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helen hooked her leg around mad’s thighs let’s gooo
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entangled for eternity by reyisking
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
25 Oct 2025
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“The entire multiverse is in danger. We need your help.”
“It’s an honor to be considered, but I really don’t have the time” Madeline felt nauseous and exasperated. It wasn’t even lunch yet, and she was being asked to save whatever-the-hell a multiverse meant?
“If you don’t join us the entire multiverse will disappear.”
“I don’t see how that involves me. I need to finalize my divorce.“
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An entity, formerly known as Helen Sharp, vows to destroy Madeline Ashton in every single universe
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When a freak French snowstorm traps Harry's family in Paris, he's suddenly left flying home for a Christmas spent alone. However, everything changes after a chance encounter with an undeniably attractive, generous alpha who suggests that Harry join his family's Christmas celebrations. Against his better judgment, Harry agrees, and follows Louis back to Doncaster for the holidays.
Little does he know, he'll not only become attached to the alpha, but to his entire family. Maybe his Christmas won't be as lonely as he expected.
Complete and utter fluff ensues. Sappy Christmas tropes abound.
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Succubus Becomes Her by TeaSleuth for tansypool
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette
12 Jun 2025
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Credit for this idea goes entirely to tansypool (AKA Cat). Girl you spoketh this idea on the social media formally known as Twitter, and I couldn't get it out of my mind. I hope it doesn't suck.
Alternative Universe Death Becomes Her: The Musical one shot - Madeline Ashton is a succubus, the one person she cannot seduce is Helen Sharp.
Lyrics of "Alive Forever" are not owned by me and are copyright Concord Music Publishing LLC. Please don't sue me, I am making no money out of this.