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Jealousy's a Hank by SuperSunGunner
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
14 Jul 2025
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When the Hanks had become human, they thought that they had everything figured out—they found the love of their life, they’re all following their dreams—life couldn’t get any better!
Until they realized that all of the objects in the house were getting a little too clingy with their human. Toolboxes that incessantly flirt, Video Game consoles that liked being twirled in the air—and don’t get them started on the Topless Oil Competition in the gym!
So what do they do? They were afraid. What if they get replaced? They go to the two people who had the strongest and healthiest relationship in the entire house! That’s what!
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The Hanks take some bad advice from Harper and Dirk. Thus turning the house upside down.
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“I wanna be a dad” by Mysticc_drabbles
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
14 Jul 2025
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After being realized Hank 5 is finally given the opportunity to achieve his dreams of becoming a dad, along the way he starts to grow a deeper emotional bond with the men he loves most
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Harper picks a fight with Dirk and he goes to the Hanks for comfort, they find several different ways to help cheer him up ;)
[Continuation to 'Fuck me up, baby, bring your friends']
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It was weird, him and Harper fought all the time but those fights had never made him feel this shitty. Dirk always craved distance from her after an argument, sure, but he'd never actually run away from Harper before.
Until now.
Because now he had somewhere to run to. Now he had the Hanks.
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- Part 2 of Date Everything
- Part 2 of Fuck me up, baby, bring your friends
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Fuck me up, baby, bring your friends by Anonymous
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
10 Jul 2025
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What if Dirk and Harper broke up and Dirk decided to actually sleep with the Hanks out of spite?
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Dirk sighed, slightly disappointed in himself that he'd reached the point in his life where he was venting to coat hangers about his shitty relationship, but he decided to continue nonetheless. What's the worst thing that could happen?
"Well it's just my girlfriend-" Dirk paused, mentally scolding himself before correcting his slip up, "My Ex-girlfriend, is an absolute fucking lunatic! you know why? She thinks I'm hooking up with you! All of you!" Dirk exclaimed exharphatedly, "Like, how out of it do you have to be? Obviously I'm not fucking doing that, even though I kind of wish I was-"
Dirk cut himself off.
Apparently, that was the worse thing that could happen.
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- Part 1 of Date Everything
- Part 1 of Fuck me up, baby, bring your friends
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Rolling my CHANCES for your love. by yesitsmereader
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
10 Jul 2025
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 799
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 10
- Hits:
- 415
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Extreme Measures by shadowlord420sgf
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
09 Jul 2025
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After a near-disastrous adventure, the Hanks confess what they've been trying to prove to you all along.
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You make a bet. You don't win.
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- Part 1 of Fuck Everything!
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Date everything x You [Request open] by Razzletwist
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
29 Jun 2025
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When I mean Date everything x you, REQUEST ARE IN A FORM, I MEAN IT, there is no fucking limits of character(unless their an actual animal or any of that shi)
I don't give a literal fuck on what your preference is ,read the first chapter for more explanation :). -
Brought to you by Red Bowl by Blippysippydanippy
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
27 Jun 2025
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Hank cuddling time!!!
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Hank 1 shows you just how filling a snack can be in the morning.
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- Part 2 of Five Guys: The Hanks Edition
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The Hanks have thinking about a lot recently (surprising I know) about their futures and lives after being adrenalin junkies and have thought about Hank number 5's dream of being a dad, and it has brought up some interesting possibilities...and they know just who to talk too.
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Hank, Hank, Hank, Hank, and Hank! by Thatgayguykai
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
11 Jun 2025
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It’s day three since you’ve met Skylar Specs, and the Hanks are bringing you along for their latest adventure!