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    Ed might not be awake enough for this mission, which, yeah. It's a problem . . . for everyone. Roy Mustang cares, he really does, but could Fullmetal have just stuck to the plan?

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    "Is this your first time?"

    Olivier has never slept with a virgin.

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    It’s just how things have shaken out. He’s entirely a researcher now that he’s alchemy free and lacks any actual military training. It’s not like they need to stuff him into a bullpen or massive office where he has to suffer through stupid military regulation, mandatory firearm training, and fervent ass kissing. He likes the quiet of a personal office and the ability to do his work somewhere else whenever he feels like it.

    The only issue is that when someone puts a cactus on your desk before you clock in, there isn’t anyone around to have witnessed it.   Or: Ed experiences the hell that is having a secret admirer, except that is absolutely not what is happening here at all. Obviously. Royed week day 3: Flower Language

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    After the Promise Day, the Fullmetal Alchemist retired because of his inability to perform alchemy ever again - or so he thought.

    Only days after he recovered he was summoned by Truth - Truth made him another deal - he gets to do alchemy again but he needs to spy on the British government more specifically the Ministry of Magic.
    Ed - still skeptical - accepts the deal.

    When he came back to his bedroom he immediately tried to do alchemy and it worked as he was celebrating he was called by Colonel Mustang and he reluctantly went to meet him at his office.

    Coincidentally he was tasked to spy on the same community he made a deal to watch.

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    WARNING: There is an original character in this story who is the older brother to Ed and Al. He is also apagender or gender apathetic which means that he doesn’t care what pronouns people use to address him. If you want to know more about this character then you can read the summary I did in the story.

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    English isn’t my first language, so please tell me if there are any mistakes and I will fix them as quickly as I can.

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    “People always talk about how bad the surgery is,” Ed told Hawkeye, “but you never hear people mention how much it sucks to have fifty pounds of metal hanging off your body. Bolts in your bones.”

    “What’s happening?” Mustang asked sharply, turning toward them with his clouded eyes still lingering a few feet over their heads. “Hawkeye? What’s Fullmetal doing? Is there something wrong with his automail?”

    Ed flicked the lighter again, waited a little more patiently this time, and inhaled. Then he gave Hawkeye a nod, giving in to the inevitable. The only reason Mustang hadn’t figured it out already was probably because Ed didn’t do a lot of... this sort of thing. The comfort thing. Mustang liked people to play into his expectations.

    “Edward came out to smoke opium,” Hawkeye said at last. “He says it helps with the pain from his automail.”

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    Sequel to River of Opals. In which there is political reform, science, violence, and a world learning how to get along without being run by evil creatures. At least, until more evil creatures decide to try their hands at it.

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      “And just what do you want?”

      Face feeling a little numb from the shock of everything I pointed into the white abyss behind it,

      “There was a man there earlier, he was injured.”

      “And?”

      I tried to summon up an indignant scowl but the best I could do was a small frown and manage not to hyperventilate.

      “And I was trying to...help him?”

      It came out as a question and I tried to keep from cringing but the creature was already moving on.

      “So you bang on the gate?”

      “This is the gate?”

      The question slipped out before I could stop it, and to my surprise the creature actually answered.

      “Not really, more a hole that I’m to guard for a while. Passage is only granted at a price.”

      My mind brought forwards the mantra from the anime the creature had starred in, equivalent exchange. Without really thinking the hand holding my phone raised up,

      “Batteries are pretty much full, energy is energy?"

      After a second of silence it tilted its head, I was about to lower my paltry offering when black hands surged forwards from the creature's fuzzy outline, the strange multitude of voices speaking again.

      “It will do. Walk through then, and meet your injured man.”

      The white faded and I could see the man in blue, he’d crawled more towards the wall, leaving a smear of blood behind him on the ground. Thinking only of infection and blood loss I stepped forwards, feeling a rush of cold as I stepped into a completely new place. The change of scenery disoriented me, colors morphing drastically. I tried not to be too freaked out by being in an anime . My skin was itching and I desperately wished for a mirror, and maybe a hospital. What sort of havoc would that odd sort of change have on my biology, dimension traveling and perspective change and all of that? It was enough to start a headache pounding somewhere in the attic.

      “Oh, by the way…”

      I turned briefly back to the creature, motioning with one hand for it to just spit it out already, one eyebrow raised, almost surprised at my own impertinence. It chuckled a little, layers of voices causing the hairs on the back of my neck and arms to raise. It continued, grin growing impossibly larger,

      “There’s no going back .”

      LWR: Work 2, Ch. 32

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    Growing up, Havoc always shared a bed with at least one person. You kind of had to when you lived in a small house with a big family. Now that he's an adult, he doesn't get to share a bed quite as often as he'd like. Luckily for him, his team's made up of cuddlers.

    And then there's Edward Elric.

    Havoc should have asked him if he wanted to cuddle months ago.

    *The title change come from Major_General_TootToot to better fit with the naming scheme for the rest of the fics. And I am forever grateful!*

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    Essentially a series of vignettes that take place over the course of the beginning part of the story. Aspects taken from both Brotherhood + 2003, flimsy and messy timeline. About Ed having a freudian slip and calling Roy dad, the commanding officer decides to take this to its most logical extreme. He does not expect Ed to be so receptive, and realizes he is in way over his head.

    Minor Riza/Roy, Havoc/Mustang and implied past Maes Hughs/Roy Mustang + endgame edling. All untagged cause none of them get too much focus.

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    When Mustang is injured during an operation, Hawkeye blames herself. Will the feelings simmering below the surface since the Promised Day finally boil over?

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    If this is what the bastard smells like on suppressants, then Ed can't even imagine how good he must smell normally. What would the full force of it do to Ed's body? To his psyche? It would probably feel amazing.

    Ed hopes he smells half this good to other people when he presents, but knowing his luck he'll smell like dear old dad, not that he remembers what that smells like anymore. Probably it'll be some bullshit like... like... a train car when it's way too hot out. Rancid milk. Automail oil, too, even if he gets his limbs back, because there's no way he won't be cursed with this for the rest of his life. To be fair, he fucking deserves it.

    Part of this whole thing has to be about acceptance, though, doesn't it? So, maybe he'll just... be what he is. For once.

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    After an investigation hits a snag, Ed is forced to take up a temporary position with Colonel Decker. He thinks the worst thing that'll happen to him in the next six months is not seeing Al while he continues to search for leads.

    He is so, so wrong.

    Thankfully, Ed's got a team willing to support him, protect, him, and pick up the pieces when bad things happen.

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    After years of alternating between war and uneasy peace, the Cretans have finally extended an olive branch. They want to end the bloodshed and forge a bright future between them and Amestris.

    It should be a joyous event. It should be a peaceful weekend. There should be nothing to worry about.

    So why does Colonel Roy Mustang get the feeling the Cretans are up to something? Why wasn't Edward Elric invited to the event? Can Mustang figure out what's going on before he loses a member of his team?

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    Don’t think too hard about the military dictatorship trying to single handedly lower the average life expectancy in Amestris. It won’t bode well for anyone’s mental health.

    A how-to guide on surviving a brand new country, a new set of scientific rules, and no therapy. Semi-SI/OC.

     

    (a fairly quickly paced story, bite-sized one shot)

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    A teenage girl gives up everything, in an attempt to help someone she doesn't even know, leading to a life of confusion and danger inside an anime she had sworn to avoid.

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    Three years after Edeline Elric resigned from Mustang’s team, she finds herself re-drafted as a State Alchemist under the command of Lieutenant-General Olivier Armstrong, with the task to investigate and research a series of alchemy-related murders within the Military. The assignment itself would have been simple enough, if not for the fact that the military was still filled with annoying perverts, psychotic alchemists, and a stupid former Colonel who seemed to be harboring a childish grudge against her for siding with his rival General. Sometimes, Ed really missed just dealing with the Homunculi.

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    Truth was Everything. All, One, the World, the Universe, Everyone, and that just looped back to Everything. It could go on and on. It could see the future, the past, the present, and a thousand different versions of the exact same moment.

    When one (1) Edward Elric shows up at the Gate after attempting the revival of a small dead bird at the age of not-just-quite five, Truth performed a quick background, present, and future-ground check to see what exactly this kid was thinking.

    What It finds makes the boring white void seem a little more exciting.

    or, Ed did NOT sign up to be God's Favorite Little Alchemist

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    AU where the Dwarf in the Flask dies in Xerxes, Trisha lives, and Ed and Al have a (relatively) normal childhood.

    Title from 'Oops I did it Again' by Britney Spears, because the orginal title for this AU was 'oops,' and also because Britney Spears.

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    Everyone's born with their soulmate's first words to them written on their skin, and that should make things easy, but it really doesn't.
    "Roy has alternatively despised his mark and clung to it like a lifeline. Colonel. Just one word, right at the back of his foot. His literal Achilles’ heel."

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