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Lights Twinkling Like Stars by Stars_n_Swirls
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
13 Dec 2025
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Joel jumped down the front steps of his house, boots crunching in the snow. He scooped up a handful of the white powder as he approached his friends, forming it into a ball. Gem spotted him as he snuck up behind Skizz and Impulse, but she did not say anything.
He took aim and hurled the snowball right into the back of Skizz’s head. Skizz shouted in surprise and whipped around, spotting Joel, who was already cracking up laughing.
“Hey, you jerk-face!” Skizz shouted playfully.
Or; I really liked the Guess The Build Christmas special so I made them into cute kids and let them have a snow day bc I can
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Slay the Prince by DefinetlyN0tM33
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP, Slay the Princess (Visual Novel)
10 Dec 2025
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You're on a path in the woods, and at the end of that path is a cabin. And in the basement of that cabin, is a Prince.
You're here to slay him. If you don't, it will be the end of the world.
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A silly little Boat Boys-centric Slay the Princess AU!
...except Etho doesn't show up for a while [nervous]
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- Part 1 of Slay the Prince
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The kingdom of Hermitcraft lived in peace ever since the treaty of Old Hermitton, which ended the war between the blazeborns, angels and demons. Those three kingdoms merged into what was now Hermitcraft, with a blazeborn, an angel and a demon in power. Three kings, three different backgrounds. The kings had no romantic relationship with eachother.
The peace was disturbed when the kings received a letter in a strange language. It didn’t look like anything they had seen before, not from the Overworld, Nether or Heavens.
Would their kingdom survive?
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So Come On, Mother F**ker, You Survived by lapis_xx_m00n
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
18 Oct 2025
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Fifteen or so years ago, society crumbled at the hands of a few mistakes, a disease spreading like wildfire and ending the world as it was known.
Etho has one goal, he knows there is safety waiting for him if he goes south. He knows someone will offer him asylum.
Gem knows that the man she found in her kitchen had a map, with a city circled. She knows someone would've offered him asylum.
What neither of them know is that they're carrying a lethal weapon, or a panacea that could save them. -
it's bad luck to duck under ladders by SamGoesBam
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
03 Oct 2025
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When Scott approached Joel for help, he thought it was a prank, but the goosebumps on Scott's arms and waver in his voice was something Joel had never seen before.
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Hero AU (with Wild Life powers) where Scott discovers the Secret Society and recruits Joel for help.
Whumptober prompt: Found Family/Isolation
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- Part 3 of MCYT Whumptober 2025
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Grian makes a comment while fishing with some other Hermits that bothers Joel, and everyone notices his discomfort.
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Joel reveals his negative relationship with his parents to the Hermits, and this is new news to them.
Whumptober prompt: Taking accountability
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- Part 2 of MCYT Whumptober 2025
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Take me to the Mountains (but instead you'll bring them to me) by TooMuchHermitcrab
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
14 Sep 2025
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The Magic Mountain crew is shocked to find strange occurrences happening in the hole they've blown into their beloved mountain. Grian and Joel, however, know much more than they let on. Joel is left to make a difficult choice: Save Hermitcraft, or protect Grian?
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The rejects have a movie night! Fluff ensues
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- Part 3 of Life series drabbles
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“So……” Grian sighed sharply through his nose, cocking his head to look at the person who just took the available seat next to him in the auditorium. It was a man, nearly a head taller than him, a black wooden cane twirling between his hands.“What are you in for?”
“Do I know you?” Grian asked, giving the man a seething glare.
Or, Welcome to Pressure!
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Joel, Jimmy, Skizz and BigB all applied to be hero’s but their powers weren’t seen as good enough.
But after a couple of instances of accidently saving the day the group decides to just become vigilantes!
What could go wrong?
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Can't think of a good title :') by Anonymous
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
04 Aug 2025
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Joel has cancer and now has the daunting task of breaking this news to his friends.
I suck at summaries. Read for angst!
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After the chaos of session four, the rejects get some much needed rest
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- Part 2 of Life series drabbles
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And for the Angel, let there be Light by Silver_Wind809
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Minecraft (Video Game)
01 Aug 2025
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Skizzleman wakes up in the middle of Past Life and something is wrong.
He wakes up and Remembers.
Only Winners of the games should remember. -
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Etho wasn't sure when it had got here, but there was no denying the massive Eefo statue on his front lawn.
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There's a big Eefo statue on Etho's front lawn.
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- Part 31 of Hamster's Hermit a Day May 2025
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a break in the schedue | tea to the rescue by olekbbeans
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
15 Apr 2025
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Joel’s schedule for appearing at band practice was always simple and unforgettable. One week, he was there, the next, he wasn’t.
So it was quite the surprise when Joel didn’t arrive the week he was supposed to.
And Etho is one subborn, worried bandmate.
___aka: Smalletho sickfic in a little band AU
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- Part 7 of two boys one boat (smalletho fics)
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A dog bites bones like a daughter(son) bites her(his) words by Sinners_Confessional
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
24 Mar 2025
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Joel was born a dog hybrid, one who learned the ways of the streets too early. People used to treat him like a lap dog, he refuses to accept that.
AKA: Joel is a dog hybrid but most people think he's a wolf hybrid and this causes some identity issues
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live fast, die young by deityoftherain
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP
13 Mar 2025
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Five times Joel lived by the motto “live fast, die young” and the one time life took him a bit too seriously.
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- Part 3 of fallen stars
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Moving was stressful. Skizz knew that. Everything changing all at once left one more susceptible to experiencing stress responses, even well-adjusted people who knew psychology. And a common stress response was difficulty sleeping, and a common symptom of sleep deprivation was mild hallucinations. Which was probably the reason for what he was currently experiencing. Probably.
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The grieving man walks to about the middle of the bridge.
He climbs onto the wall, planting both feet on it, standing he can see the blue water below, a fall that would kill him, he hopes.
Impulse was always scared of heights, always wanting to be the one walking on the street side as the walked side by side.
A smile crosses his lips before being replaced by a sick smile.
He clutches his side, heaving a wet sob.
He feels so lost, Impulse, his best friend, can't be gone.
He is about to lean forward when a voice call out, panicked, and fearful, "Stop, please don't jump."
Skizz turns to look at who yelled and he sees a man about his age running over.
He has brown hair with a bright green streak in his bangs that bounces as he runs from a pickup truck parked on the other end of the bridge.
"Please don't." the man says, "How about you climb down, and we can talk."
or, Impulse dies in a car crash and Skizz wants to kill himself, but someone (Joel) tries to talk him out of it.
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- Part 7 of suicidal hermits
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Beep, Beep, Are You My Person? by panch_owo (pancho_pinto) for parx_lava
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
23 Feb 2025
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It rains not like the fire of doomsday, nor like the water from the floods, but different. It sticks, Joel notices as he raises his hand, watching specks of ashes land on the back muscle between his thumb and index. Like fire, it burns; like water, it melts. But it lingers, it sticks where it falls—leaving traces, temporary, it drags when he tries to wipe it.
A thumbprint, like a shooting star.
or; Joel is a cab driver, on a break watching the aftermath of a building's collapse. Totally unrelated to the strange people he drove around, right?
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- Part 24 of Pancho's Gift Shop