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Ea-Nasir denies his crimes, in the style of the song It Wasn't Me by Shaggy
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- Part 36 of Akkadian Translations
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PHARAOH - Total Genderbend by MarineTan
Fandoms: Total War Series (Video Games), Mesopotamian RPF, The Epic of Gilgamesh, SMITE (Video Game), Wo Long: Fallen Dynasty (Video Game), Olympics RPF, Another Way - Gigi D'Agostino (song), Ancient History RPF, Ancient Egyptian RPF, Gigi D'Agostino (Musician)
05 Aug 2025
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Ea-nasir accidentally travels to the Late Bronze Age collapse to meet the opposite-gendered peeps. In addition to Mesopotamian RPF (including The Epic of Gilgamesh), the fanfic mainly spoofs Total War: Pharaoh and also refers other fandoms such as Rome: Total War & Total War: Rome Remastered (featuring War Elephants), SMITE (Gilgamesh, Ishtar), and Wo Long: Fallen Dynasty (featuring Hong Jing), as well as events (amidst the Battle of Djahy) such as the 2024 Summer Olympics.
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- Part 4 of MarineTan's TW Pharaoh fanfics
- Language:
- English
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- 24,540
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Hits:
- 43
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PHARAOH - Total Genderbend (Trailer) by MarineTan
Fandoms: Total War Series (Video Games), Mesopotamian RPF, The Epic of Gilgamesh, SMITE (Video Game), Wo Long: Fallen Dynasty (Video Game), Olympics RPF, Another Way - Gigi D'Agostino (song)
13 Jul 2025
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Ea-nasir accidentally travels to the Late Bronze Age collapse to meet the opposite-gendered peeps. In addition to Mesopotamian RPF (including The Epic of Gilgamesh), the fanfic mainly spoofs Total War: Pharaoh and also refers other fandoms such as Rome: Total War & Total War: Rome Remastered (featuring War Elephants), SMITE (Gilgamesh, Ishtar), and Wo Long: Fallen Dynasty (featuring Hong Jing), as well as events (amidst the Battle of Djahy) such as the 2024 Summer Olympics.
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- Part 3 of MarineTan's TW Pharaoh fanfics
- Language:
- English
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- 1,298
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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There are two sides to every clay tablet.
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Ea-Nasir disgramado que só! Disconjuro! by Mondrongo
Fandoms: Mesopotamian RPF, Historical RPF
10 Jul 2024
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Reimaginando a tábua de reclamação de Nanni como se fosse um recado entre dois senhores no interior de Minas Gerais no século passado.
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The Misadventure Of Ea-Nasir And Nanni by Konstantinsen
Fandoms: Mesopotamian RPF, Historical RPF
08 Jul 2024
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A long, long time ago - in the cradle of civilization - two men end up in big trouble over some copper (and other goods) of questionable quality.
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Com todo respeito, Ea-nasir, vá tomar no... by Mondrongo
Fandoms: Mesopotamian RPF, Historical RPF
15 May 2024
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Reimaginando a tábua de reclamação de Nanni como se fosse uma mensagem entre traficantes do Rio de Janeiro.
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ผมดันมาจุติในร่างของเออา-นาเซียร์ พ่อค้าที่เลวร้ายที่สุดในประวัติศาสตร์ช่วงศตวรรษที่สิบแปดก่อนพระเยซูประสูติ ใช่ครับ คนนั้นแหละครับ มีอยู่คนเดียว…
I wasn't reincarnated into a harem fantasy world; unfortunately, I find myself in the body of Ea-Nasir, the worst merchant in history, harboring secrets that modern archaeologists will never discover.
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[filk] Ea-Nasir's Favorite Things by coffee_mage, deepestbluesky, Pods and Filks by (SerenaEW), PolynomialPandemic, with (legonerd)
Fandoms: Mesopotamian RPF, xkcd (Webcomic)
03 Sep 2023
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A complaint about the world's most (in)famous ancient copper merchant, set to music.
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The Walls of Ur Shook by insofar
Fandoms: The Epic of Gilgamesh, Sumerian Religion, Mesopotamian Mythology
24 Nov 2022
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The outraged thrill of a divine challenge went singing through his veins. Was it his hubris that had enticed them to dare meddle in his affairs, his so-called arrogance his citizens whispered about? Very well, then, he’d show them how justified it was. There was not supposed to be anyone stronger than him in the entire kingdom. After all, he was two parts god and Enkidu was barely above a beast.
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[Was that the goal? Then kick Eithan.] by Magenta112
Fandoms: Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer, Cradle Series - Will Wight
27 Sep 2022
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Ok hear me out. What if I took the kicking Eithan gag from Cradle, but I made it Artemis Fowl?
"This isn't cheering me up."
"[Was that the goal? Then kick Eithan.]"
-Cradle book 10 bloopersChapter 1 takes place during the Artemis Fowl series, sometime after Kelp becomes Commander.
Chapter 2 takes place post-TLG
Chapter 3 takes place sometime during the Fowl Twins trilogy. -
Complaint Tablet to a Place of Honor Where Esteemed Deeds are Commemorated by ABZB13
Fandoms: Complaint Tablets, simpsons, Shitposting - Fandom, Memes - Fandom
15 Feb 2022
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Complaint Tablet to a Place of Honor Where Esteemed Deeds are Commemorated
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Ea-Nasir had made his way up from nothing. His partner, Ilšu-tillassu, had had it even worse. These days they were was the biggest copper importers in Ur, which since Ur had been conquered by Larsa a generation ago was neither here nor there.
Course, there was the problem of his wheat export to pay for the copper getting a bit weevily. Oh, and the two men who wanted to paid back on their silver loan either minas of silver or a mina of flesh. Oh, and the King's sister, the high priestess of Sin-Nanna, wanted copper for free. What with her brother always having a war on and all. Ea-Nasir just had to keep the copper and silver ingots moving on the board and it would all be fine.
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"It's fine, you said. It's foolproof, you said." Ea-Nasir wanted to give his business partner a scathing glare but given they were imprisoned back to back he had to settle for pouring as much scorn into his tone as he could muster. "What about this situation is fine?"
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Complaint Tablet to Bing by ABZB13
Fandoms: Nanni (Mesopotamian) - Fandom, Ea-Nasir (Mesopotamian) - Fandom, Complaint Tablet Meme, Microsoft - Fandom
09 Jul 2021
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Nanni sends a complaint tablet to Bing
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The hour of the wolf by nastystoryteller (naivesilver)
Fandoms: La Lupa (Giovanni Verga)
30 Nov 2019
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Their first time, down in the fields.
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Ea-nasir likes making people mad. He is very good at it. Good enough to be remembered for quite some time.
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People never change.
Ea-nasir: Mesopotamia's worst customer service since the reign of Rim-Sin.