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    Murderbot September day 9: Tellus | Medcenter Argala | medical treatment

    Fun facts about how your favorite medical drama is complete BS, from your local overpowered medical-suite/spaceship!

    Podfic of Medical procedures in media (please don't backflip off the medbay platform) by FascinatedFinch.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    70
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    42
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    ART sent me a current statistical analysis of the accuracy, speed, and mistake to success ratio of the human doctors in the media, along with its own speed of cracking the cases and a JSON (why the fuck do we still use JSON?) payload. Task: compare. In words that a human would understand, it wanted me to pat it on the head and say "good AI, smart AI, solving medical cases quicker than a fictional human four hundred years ago".

    ***

    ART and Murderbot watch House MD. Part of a series where they watch early twenty first century media.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,431
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    243
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    If I had to rank the characters in order of who I'd feel most confident going on an assignment with, I'd probably select Jim, Oscar, and, possibly, Toby. And Creed. Creed seems to share a lot of my outlooks on life; at least from the times when I was pretending to be a good proper SecUnit.

    Pamela is a maybe. Michael would inevitably cause: 1) a headache for me; 2) a severe injury for himself; 3) a financial, equipment, data, or otherwise significant loss for the company. So I'd rather let a large fauna snack on my head than be responsible for him. I'm not entirely sure who put him in charge, or why they would do such a thing.

    ***

    Murderbot, ART, and Iris are watching The Office.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,785
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    152
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    Murderbot returns to Preservation Station for a visit with its humans. It's expecting to have a nice, relaxing time watching media and catching up. It doesn't expect to be living opposite Gurathin of all people. It doesn't want to spend more time with that asshole. It knows exactly where their situationship stands and absolutely nothing needs to change. Unless...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    46,672
    Chapters:
    14/22
    Comments:
    891
    Kudos:
    730
    Bookmarks:
    174
    Hits:
    11,148
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    I had always suspected it would end this way: abandoned on a dangerous planet with no chance of rescue.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,712
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    85
    Kudos:
    152
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    2,264
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    Iris invites Murderbot to a casual family hangout.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,618
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    307
    Bookmarks:
    54
    Hits:
    835
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    Humans are gross, but it doesn’t bother Murderbot the way it used to.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    509
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    92
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    737
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    The pings were all from Overse’s interface and routed from a transit ring called Trans-All, the kind of ping that was just are you in range – are you in range – are you in range. It was a call for help and it fucking terrified me, because I was answering it way, way too late.

    ---

    Ratthi goes missing. Pin-Lee isn't used to losing. Murderbot isn't used to having anything to lose.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    57,371
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    789
    Kudos:
    710
    Bookmarks:
    248
    Hits:
    9,997
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    Not sure how much I will do, just had a thought and want to see where it takes me.
    Just an fyi I have only recently joined the fandom so apologies for mistakes :)
    13/08/2025 do plan on completing just trying to figure things out! :)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,488
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    148
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    After hacking its governor module, Murderbot still has to obey orders to pretend to be ‘operating at standard functionality’.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,551
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    336
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    Sometimes, as a hyper-advanced transport bot pilot, there are things that you can’t do: like physically posing as a human and providing in-person safety and security for your humans.

    Sometimes there are things you didn’t realize you could do until you tried: befriending a rogue SecUnit. Watching—and enjoying—fictional media with said SecUnit.

    Perihelion finds workarounds for the first category and gathers novel data on the second.

    (Perihelion's perspective on the first four chapters of "Artificial Condition.")

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,237
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    227
    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
    1,428
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    Gurathin had planned his grand romantic gesture for SecUnit so carefully. So why can’t he shake the feeling that something is wrong?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,025
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    348
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    The mission is simple, should be simple.

    It isn’t used to working with this team yet.

    Hopefully nothing goes wrong.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,041
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    99
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    299
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    Summary by the author:

    This is 500 words of fluff. Soft cushions and watching media and nothing bad happens (for once).

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    76
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    His face did something weird when he spotted me. Kind of… Lit up? It was hard to place. He seemed happy to see me, which, let’s just say, was number three on the list of weird things that happened that morning when listed chronologically, but definitely topped the list if sorted by the degree of weirdness.

    “There you are!” Dr. Gurathin’s voice sounded thick with sleep still, and it was entirely possible this was the first thing he said so far. He started to approach me, closing his eyes as he stretched, but the moment he opened his eyes back (only a few steps away, now) he drew to a stop. “Why are you in armour?”

    For a person who could literally calibrate his eyes to work better, Dr. Gurathin seemed to have kept his vision in a terrible state.

    or: five times Future!Gurathin is being Weird, and the one time SecUnit finally figures it out

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,176
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    248
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    1,361
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    An audio recording of the work written by potatoturnipbean.

    Podfic length - 8:14

    Author's summary:

    An ag-bot stonewalls Officer Aylen while she's in the middle of resolving a workplace dispute. Snek the ag-bot doesn't care that much about humans. Only plants. Plants are the best.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    56
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    67
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    Ratthi answers a late-night call from two media-opinionated machine intelligences.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,062
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    73
    Kudos:
    447
    Bookmarks:
    75
    Hits:
    1,519
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    Murderbot learns to pilot. It's a process.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,160
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    211
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    743
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    Mission: Finally Introducing Three To Entertainment
    State: In Progress
    File: Subject Review (SecUnit 3 aka Three)

    Precedes Database, another POV Three

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    839
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    439
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    Day 21: Amena | Drama Sun Islands | childhood

    This is 500 words of fluff. Soft cushions and watching media and nothing bad happens (for once).

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    548
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    367

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