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In Stede’s defense, it wasn’t his fault. No, all of the blame could be placed on that damn cat.
Stede thinks his neighbor is hot and, as expected, manages to make a fool of himself. But it turns out alright in the end.
Based on dreamlogic's one post about their cat and their neighbor.
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My Lover Stands on Golden Sands by 0xenfree
Fandoms: The House in the Cerulean Sea - T. J. Klune
17 May 2021
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A day at the beach leads Linus to some realizations that are more shocking than they should have been.
All fluff, no angst :)
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Since freshman year, there have been too many instances where Eric came into contact with Jack's naked body and vice versa. Here are a few of those times.
Or, Five Times Jack and Bitty Accidentally Saw Each Other Naked and One Time It Wasn't An Accident at All.
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When Ransom and Holster had first told him that they’d gotten him a ticket for a Summer cruise, he’d thought they’d been pulling his leg. However, they were quick to explain that sometime around January, they’d found a raffle for a cruise. A few months after entering though, Ransom found an email waiting for him saying that he’d won one of the three raffled tickets. When Bitty had been announced as the next year’s captain, both he and Holster agreed that Bitty should have something fun to do that Summer before going into his senior year.
Jack knew from the start that joining the Falconers team was one of the best decisions he’d ever made, but now he was beginning to question if that was true or not. He’d made some amazing friends through the team, but as he boarded the ship, it occurred to him just how absurd this all really was. Who else’s friends would sign them up for a cruise without telling them?
Check, Please! Cruise AU!
Jack and Bitty both get coerced into taking a cruise during the Summer by their respective friend groups. Plenty of cruise shenanigans, tropical travel, and a whole lot of fluff.
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Finally Together by 0xenfree
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 Jun 2020
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Neither was completely sure how the conversation had escalated and they’d ended up there, but Aziraphale had something about Crowley being nice. Of course, the demon vehemently denied the statement, and lo and behold, a minor scuffle occurred. Now, however, the demon held Aziraphale against the old wall, arm braced on his chest with the other hand placed by the angel’s head to hold himself up.
Snake husband has a lot of feelings and is a bit slow sometimes, but Aziraphale loves him just as much.
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When Dean finds an ad offering to pay $500 to committed couples willing to test and review condoms, it seems almost too good to be true. The only catch is that Dean’s been without a partner for a while now. When he convinces his roommate Cas to pretend to be his boyfriend it seems like a perfect solution, but he soon realizes that he may be in over his head.
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13 Sep 2025
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Their relationship becomes much more heated once Thorin takes Bilbo home in his truck. (Comic)
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13 Aug 2025
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The Vault of Heaven by dodgerkedavra for ItsPhantasmagoria
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 May 2025
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“It’s a sex ritual,” Draco shouts, directly into Harry’s face. “Sex magic. The price is an offering of sexual energy. One of us has to agree to—to receive—to accept the—the enthusiastic attentions of the other, in a ritualised display of—”
Harry shoots his hand into the air.
Draco blinks.
Then blinks again.
And then he leans back and stares, lips parted.
“Potter.” He’s exactly as soft as the singing magic. “Have you raised your hand?”
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Harry and Draco, curse-breaker partners, get trapped in a Gringotts vault with a cursed orb. One of them's got to get fucked, or they both die. Harry volunteers as tribute.
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28 Jun 2025
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Streak by lumifern
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
25 Oct 2024
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"The whole SnapChat thing was Al and Win’s idea anyway, and Ed’s not sure how he managed to get suckered into it.
Winry said it was all the rage. Ed’s just glad everyone’s over the whole ‘swipe right, swipe left’ thing. They tried to make him sign up and make a profile, which didn’t go over well. Despite their…well meaning criticisms, Ed has no trouble meeting folks his age at the university, even though most of them are graduate students to his professor. Plus the thought of any of his students seeing Professor Elric’s dating profile is mortifying.
Also they wouldn’t let him lie about his height."
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Amestris + SnapChat
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29 May 2025
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Resolve Comment by lumifern
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
24 Apr 2025
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Next time Roy should probably check to make sure they're flirting in the comments of a private document first.
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27 May 2025