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TRANSLATING some of DONALD TRUMP'S State of the Union Address into NEWSPEAK by 14XKCD
Fandoms: Political RPF - US 21st c.
19 Sep 2026
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I love political irony
I love free speech
I love that history never repeats
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Parasite: An organism living in, on, or with another organism in order to obtain nutrients, grow, or multiply often in a state that directly or indirectly harms the host.
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Fatima Payman's Brainrot speech delivered in Parliament, translated into English. by 14XKCD
Fandoms: Political RPF - Australian 20th-21st c.
17 Sep 2026
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Title says it all.
(Please ensure nothing is out of order and what I am cooking makes sense.)
Also, don't hate on her, it was an aide who wrote it up. Also don't hate him!
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Wholesome Nuzi moment that gets DESTROYED by CENSORSHIP by 14XKCD
Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series)
16 Sep 2026
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A wholesome Nuzi moment goes astray...
Very astray...
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A Geist tries to relax, though perhaps doing so is more difficult than it turns out to be.
He thinks of it as his happy place, though a soldier like him doesn't have one.
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Creating oneshots when I have the time. Or when someone who's struggling asks me to.
I just want everyone to be happy, ok?
This shows that, yes, there's someone out there caring for you.
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Won’t You Stay With Me Another Year? by orphan_account, uzianon
Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series)
14 Sep 2026
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Uzi Doorman's life has been nothing short of hell. Bullied throughout middle school and her three years of high school, she finds herself in a less-than-satisfactory spot in her senior year.
She has no high expectations, but she would like at least one normal year before she ends it all once and for all.
Or in other words, a story where Uzi plans her suicide and the many things that annoyingly get in her way.
Current chapter ── .✦ 41: In which, N is perfectly fine. Uzi is perfectly fine. Everything is fine; N is exceptionally good at lying to himself.
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- English
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- 256,628
- Chapters:
- 41/?
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09 Feb 2026
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Good fic, Uzi's personal struggles with depression are actually pretty fun to read, even if she's suffering. N also helps her along, which... (:D)
"Where'd the bookmark go?"
Me: "I don't know!" *walks away with a bookmark inside my mouth*
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In which Uzi Doorman denies, denies, denies, denies, denies, denies, denies, and denies until he can deny no longer.
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- Part 1 of Denial
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- English
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- 32/?
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04 Oct 2025
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Very, very sad with Uzi actually going through hell. Again, I hope Nova pulls Uzi out of the pit he's fallen himself on. I don't want the small bean to suffer more...
Edit: Cuckoo, I am going to cry. Uzi, you poor, poor kid...
But it's a great fic! Thank you cuckoo for writing this!
Edit 2: Why?! Oh why is everything going to hell for the two?!