9 Works by ADeadBody
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The one where moirails will have to plead that it was a crime of passion before His Honorable Tyranny the night after they piled so filthily it caused an interdimensional controversy. by ADeadBody for Bujor
Fandoms: Homestuck
29 Sep 2025
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"Your blood pusher flips in your chest and your face goes bright cullworthy red. Not a single one of your pale fantasies came even close to being as perversely graphic as this. No amount of hardcore pale porn with waif thin and real sick pale porn stars could have ever prepared you for the suggestion of piling on top the corpses of freshly slaughtered intruders.
It was something ONLY a purple freak could think of- Scratch that, only YOUR purple freak of a moirail would ever seriously suggest piling on a bed of the most taboo food in the entire new universe… And you had to be the only troll stupid enough to find that hotter than you found it alarming."
Aka Gamzee has a bad day and slaughters some humans who were kinda asking for it and Karkat piles him nasty style about it instead of reprimanding him.
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Dirk Strider's Sexual Self Snuffing Spectacle by ADeadBody for freekscot
Fandoms: Homestuck
06 Sep 2025
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A guy's gotta do what a guys gotta do to get off.
Aka Dirk shoots himself in the head for sexy reasons.
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2 times Gamzee wished he was being cried over and 1 time he wished he wasn't by ADeadBody
Fandoms: Homestuck
02 Jun 2025
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You ever think about how Gamzee calls Karkat his bestfriend but calls Sollux Karkat's bestfriend instead of himself?
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Termina's Own Count Dragul by ADeadBody for Anonymous Commissioner
Fandoms: Fear & Hunger (Video Games)
31 May 2025
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Caligura raised an eyebrow at her, “You old enough for that girl?”
Marina bit down the thought that he shouldn’t have shoved his dick into her mouth if he was unsure of that and glared at him while pointedly taking a swig. The neck of the bottle tasted like the garbage she’d found it in and the actual liquid didn’t taste much better either. Her face scrunched and her throat burned, it was distracting, a better kind of distracting.
Caligura shrugged as he lit up a cigarette of his own, “I’m not your fucking babysitter.”
AKA Marina finds an unlikely ally heading the same way as her in Prehevil. It doesn't go well for her.
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"Your name is Kurloz Makara and you are a repeat offender."
"No messiahs to forgive you nor a clergy to punish you for your sins against your one and only quadrant mate, you had nothing to turn to but the very same moirail you’d broken."
A tale of two ritualistic punishments.
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The one where the ex-moirail shows up half dead on your doorstep and declares you to be his new messiah and you still take him back because you're the biggest idiot that's ever spawned by ADeadBody
Fandoms: Homestuck
05 Nov 2024
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Forget the crown, they'll be casting your body out of solid gold and worshiping you as the god of complete and utter morons. Whose acts of stupidity were so unbelievable to the unwashed masses that they mythologized him into godhood, idiocy to the degree any other dead Karkat could only delude himself into thinking he could achieve.
You turn back towards him and laugh. Barking out the most obviously fake of laughs you have ever barked in your life. Barked so hard it would make Jade blush. "Oh. This will be good. I changed my mind. I'll need something to laugh about on my journey swimming through the aforementioned bloated piss belly that is our cosmos."
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After Levi's drug withdrawal is cured through magna-medicinal Daan helps keep him off heroin, through just as unconventional and dubiously ethical means.
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Consummating your Vows to a Corpse Bride by ADeadBody
Fandoms: Fear & Hunger (Video Games)
03 Aug 2023
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He tried to save Elise by any means necessary. He tried to exchange vital parts of himself for her life, it didn't work.
He tried unspeakable methods for days. It was all in vain. She was too far gone.
Aka Daan tries to bring back Elise through a marriage of the flesh.
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Magna-Medicinal by ADeadBody
Fandoms: Fear & Hunger (Video Games), Fear & Hunger 2: Termina (Video Game)
03 Jun 2023
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AKA Daan enables then cures Levi’s heroin addiction through unconventional and dubiously ethical means.
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