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    Penelope Parker (AKA Queens' Friendly Neighborhood Arachnid!) is perfectly fine. She's been alone for just over three years, and she's fine, really! She has no friends or family to speak of, mind you, save for Deadpool, if he counts. Her apartment is shit, she's balancing waitressing with selling photos to the Bugle and saving lives nightly as Arachnid, she doesn't talk to any of the other Masks or Capes out there, but she's - really! At least, that's what she says. Then, it all comes crashing down around her ears (Alongside an apartment building...) After a serious injury in a fight with Rhino and Juggernaut, Arachnid discovers that a certain wannabe-Vampire doctor is getting out of DODC jail early, leaving her scrambling to find a solution. With less than two weeks to find a way to contain Doctor Morbius' bloodlust, Penny is forced to start relying on those around her. But can she open up to others after more than three years of hiding away?

    The clock is ticking, Fate is knocking, and Penny's past is catching up. Can our little spider climb fast enough to avoid the rising waters?

    (And what the *hell* is up with the rumors of famously dead Tony Stark sightings at various Mutant and Mask gathering places?!)

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    my favorite thing ever, cried when i finished it bc i couldn’t read more
    arachnid is so cool i want to be them

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    Penny Parker feels the Avengers and the Accords closing in on her even when she’s not wearing the Spider-Man suit, so she lawyers up in advance.

    It’s just her luck that the Avengers are convinced they can lure in the notoriously evasive Spider-Man by using his photographer girlfriend as bait.

    Nelson & Murdock (and, from afar, Deadpool) object to that.

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    Having a crush on Peter Parker is, objectively, a good experience.

    But dating Peter Parker? Entirely too good.

    (alternatively: peter runs out of good date ideas so mj makes him promise to never take her on a 'good' date ever again)

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    As far back as Harry could remember, a part of him had always frightened him. A part that was too cruelly free, too corrosive. He had learned to lock it away, to deny that side of who he was. To please a single person. The only one who still mattered. Peter. His walls had held, year after year… But it’s never healthy to deny an entire part of yourself. Sooner or later, even the strongest walls begin to crumble.
    Harry was never the heir Norman wanted. Too unstable, too sensitive, too... human. A dreamer like his mother, nothing like his scientist father. So Norman did what any good father would do: he tested the serum on his own son, to prove to the military that it was viable on human subjects. After all, his son had to be good for something, someday. But there are things science should never dare to create.

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    “Send me away,” Peter informed Dr Strange, slipping on a mask of courage he knew all too well, shoulders back, head high, keep your breath even. He heard the voice of one of the soldiers who previously trained him in his head, cold, sharp.

    “Are you sure about this, Peter?” Dr Strange asked, concern evident on his face.

    “Yeah,” He looked Dr Strange dead in the eye, “I am.”

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    After the events of NWH, Peter found himself in a new universe, stuck in a city filled with bats and birds, horrible naming skills, and lots of crime and stray animals. Fortunately, He was more than used to being dumped at random places with little to no knowledge of where he was. Unfortunately, this city kept reminding him of a past he’d rather forget. He got de-aged, and he had somehow managed to catch the attention of a few local vigilantes, but everything was fine.

    WDYM HE LOOKED LIKE ONE OF A CERTAIN HIMBO BILLIONAIRE'S CHILDREN?

     

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    Hydra!Peter in Gotham :)
    Don’t like, Don’t read.

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